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Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎉

Here’s last yesrs pride fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56381503

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Robert Sean Leonard with House, M.D. cast-mates at the 2004 Fox UpFront Party.

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A little T4T Hilson fic from last year because it’s International Day against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia and we need some queer joy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56617126

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Get the demon pregnant, he’s delivered enough babies and been a nanny it’s time to get him knocked up

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 3 POLL 12

PROPAGANDA:

[L]

"I mean fucking look at him."

"Submissive and breedable. It would fix him and make him worse. Look at him he needs a baby in him!!!!!"

"He is absolutely not the maternal type and this is exactly why we need to get him pregnant right away. Also. Lmao I know there's debate about the subject on whether a Death Note could kill a pregnant person (due to rules about a minimum age for the target and that the death of one person can't happen if it'll directly cause the death of another), because it'd depend on whether a Death Note recognizes a fetus as a person or not and if it has a soul but can u imagine L getting knocked up just to test this? See if it works as a safeguard against Kira? Light would be so fucking mad if it did lmao."

"He would be the first transmasc absent father. He would be the first cis man to get pregnant. He would also be a horrible mother/father/parent figure, because he would send his newborns to his Genius Babies Orphanage right away — I mean, where do you think this orphanage gets all these kids?"

[Crowley]

"It’ll make his life much worse, but mine much better."

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I found out yesterday that a load of my fanfics were scraped by AI. Fuck you if you use it

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i think we should be able to bleed out without dying just once or twice in our lives. for fun

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I just read Bridget Jones when I was 11 and worried about being found dead half eaten by Alsatians

eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

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The snake eats itself... but wouldn't you like the job instead? Crowley, fashion pharoah 🖤✨️

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Little ducklings

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what if the new pope is problematic :/

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Ah look the grumpy older queer man who survived domestic abuse, being shot, a suicide attempt, becoming disabled and then finding a family is killed off while reassuring his abuser that the people who tried to kill him really love him.

not to be a Finale Hater on main but I still find it sooooo funny that Izzy tried to reassure Ed with his dying breaths that the crew were his family, which was not backed up in the SLIGHTEST by canon - and which was, in fact, followed VERY SWIFTLY by the crew getting the fuck OUT of there so they never had to see Ed or Stede again 💙 which considering the incredibly shitty way they were treated was well within their rights💙

I am PRO mutiny and unionisation, tbh. The crew of The Revenge deserved soooo much better. Long live Captain Frenchie!!!

and Izzy (who now shares the first mate title with Jim and Olu, and is 900% less stressed), who faked his death and was smuggled away to sea with his fucking family to live happily ever after :3

Just -

Izzy: they're your family, Ed 🥺 The crew: like hell we are. Bye!!!!

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stop debating my right to exist.

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I let House fuck Wilson as a treat.

It’s Wilson’s birthday and House has a special day planned for him.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64898272

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YES

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This is what makes him such a great character both to watch and write he’s such a contradiction sometimes.

house is insane. He calls remy 13 as if shes still just a number to him but also treats her like his kid half the time. He was the only one not to write kutner an obituary but his death hit him so hard he ended up in the psych ward. He faked DNA evidence in court to save a guy he actively dislikes half the time. Hes the most selfish man alive and he blames himself for everything. Hes constantly meddling in his fellows and friends lives because he doesnt know how to actually be involved with people in any way other than Scheming and Plotting. And every time he tries to get better he gets beaten back into being a miserable old man

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Happy chocolate egg day

Last years Easter fic featuring House, Wilson and George having an Easter egg hunt