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this is literally just a headcanon abt dilucs hands bc im stupid

so i did the trend on tiktok where you post your hand and ppl have to tell u which character's hands they could be, and i did it with genshin bc duh. anyways some ppl said diluc (biggest compliment btw) and now i cant stop imagining diluc to have not the biggest hands (around 17cm), but they're still bony and kinda thick?? like they are a bit bony but the fingers and palms still have some chubb left (also they're dry as fuck but thats a whole other conversation). i can literally hear kaeya teasing him abt it bc he does have big, thin hands and he grew out of the chubb and diluc just,,, didnt💀

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ok hear me out: scaramouche is a trans man. i mean why the fuck would there be a male puppet when the electro archon (i dont even know which is which anymore i literally call every version baal) can literally make one that resembles her 100%? idk but that doesnt really make sense to me, even if he was a prototype. so in conclusion, trans scara is canon bc i said so /hj

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dumping my kaenri'ah headcanons bc i'm doing the archon quests again

- kaeya was part of the eclipse dynasty (if you dont know, the eclipse dynasty were the ppl who ruled over kaenri'ah), which would also mean he knows dain and that he's a prince and i'll die on that hill

- the siblings are also from kaenri'ah. i base that off of one thing kaeya said after we beat dvalin in (technically above) mondstadt: "you gliding style seems familiar", and as we all know, while the traveler and their sibling fought the unknown god, they had wings and could fly without windgliders

- adding to that, either only specific people in kaenri'ah had wings (maybe nobles, knights or a specific family) or everyone did, thus kaeya as well

- the god didnt let them leave kaenri'ah because they probably knew more about everything that happened during its destruction than we think, she wanted to prevent them from spreading information. however, i think she had another reason to take one of them away, which is the abyss order. since they had just been formed, they needed a leader so the god took the now abyss twin and sealed the other's powers so they couldnt help their twin

- speaking of the abyss order; kaeya has something to do with them. i cant really decide in which way , but this mf will be very important for our journey at some point. he knows at least as much as dain, if not even more

- also i find it rlly funny how he goes "travelers from afar, is that all we know about them?" wHEN HE'S LITERALLY FROM KAENRI'AH. but that could also mean something completely different. maybe he was already suspicious about the traveler from the very beginning and knew something was up?

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ik its not my usual content but,,, u might know that lil trend on tiktok where a couple sits rlly close to each other and tries not to kiss?? idk how to describe it. my point is everytime i see a video like this i wanna do this too and the first person i ALWAYS think abt is my best friend who's also my ex and i refuse to believe i still like them bc im rlly not in for a long distance relationship AGAIN and at this point im just telling myself im touch starved and they're the only person i trust enough to be able to do this kinda stuff-

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"dOnT sHiP KaElUc tHeY'rE bRoThErS- " shut up and take a look at eremika. what are they, huh? adoptive siblings. and what are kaeluc? adoptive siblings/sworn brothers/whatever tf you wanna call it. my point is; 👏THEY 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 RELATED 👏 nor were they raised as siblings, so just say you're homophobic and/or simply too dumb to do your research and go✋💀

(i wouldve posted this on twt but i didnt wanna deal with the toxic fans today)

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haikyuu boys x styles/aesthetics/alt subcultures/etc

hinata: vintage/soft boy, he's all about baggy jeans

kageyama: eboy (but he's very lowkey about it)

asahi: dark academia/light academia with a hint of vintage as well

noya: honestly everything that goes with bucket hats and vans, he doesnt have one specific aesthetic

tanaka: i feel like he's punk?? yk what actually that makes a lot of sense

oikawa/akaashi: they're both pretty androgynous, oikawa is just more on the sassy gay with glitter side while akaashi is lowkey a femboy

iwaizumi: he's def alt but doesnt belong to a specific subculture. he does wear black 99% of the time tho

kenma: harajuku. no i dont have an explaination

suga: he gives me 80s/90s vibes, also basic comfy clothes when he's too lazy to pick out a decent outfit

tendou: imagine throwing clowncore, kidcore and punk into a big ass pot and mixing that shit like there's no fckng tomorrow

bokuto: im sorry but he lives in sports wear✋😭

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yuuji: you call yourself a friend, but were where you when my meme only had 5 likes?

megumi: making 5 accounts bro

yuuji, tearing up: bro

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megumi: i dont need a boyfriend.

yuji: enters the room as he slaps his cheek to make sukuna shut up and gets bitten in his hand by him

megumi: i dont need a boyfriend. i need two.

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i've been on the verge of a panic attack for idk how long - more than 4 days MINIMUM - but im too emotionally numb to actually have one, so im hereby asking my mental illnesses to either let me have my fVCKING PANIC ATTACK OR LET ME CRY FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT, I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE. jesus fvck✋🙄

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i just feel like langa is secretly the biggest weeb in existence. like one day he did research on japan's culture bc he didnt want to do anything wrong when he moves there, stumbled over anime and became OBSESSED. also he definitely likes shonen, but he also watched ohshc like 15 times and reki has to listen to him whining bc there isnt a second season at least once a week (he thinks its adorable tho)

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VILLIAN DEKU BRAINROT

ok so assuming villian deku became a villian during/after his first year at ua, he has ALL the information you'd need to end a hero's career, maybe even life, and he is very much aware of that fact. his notebooks are locked away, he doesnt need them as he memorized literally everything he has ever written down. no one knows were they are either, which makes it even more terrifying because he cannot be stopped. and even tho villian deku is a psycho who does enjoy a good fight once in a while, he mostly goes for blackmail. do something that isnt to his advantage and his advantage only? say goodbye to... basically everything. he WILL make a hero's entire past public, expose every detail of their quirk, their strengths and weaknesses, their family and friends wont be safe either and other villians will be coming after them left and right and he doesnt give a shit about who will be the victim in all of this. he could literally take down one hero after another within two minutes and access to social media. he doesnt even need to do more, the mainstream media will do the rest for him. and i like to imagine he uses an alias on social media that everyone knows at this point. knowing him he'd go for something simple yet not completely obvious like 'scar'. one time he exposed one of the top 20, twitter and several other social medias fucking crashed bc ppl just went c r a z y. needles to say, the hero's career was done for within less than half a day. thats how much of an impact he has on hero society and he takes full advantage of it.

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wholesome renga headcanons

they hold hands when they're skating next to each other

everytime one of them nails a new trick the other rewards him with a kiss

reki has a little 'L' on his skateboard, langa has a little 'R' on his

reki loves to mess up and play with langa's hair

langa boops reki's nose when he (reki) is flustered

when they lay in bed langa will put his head on reki's stomach and hug his waist (and yes, reki plays with his hair)

they tend to get lost in each other's eyes a lot, their faces get closer without them realizing it until their noses touch and they snap out of it. they giggle about it every single time

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omfg i wanna cosplay langa so fucking bad but just thinking about it,,,,, i just KNOW i'd simp over myself for a sec and idk if thats healthy considering i actually fucking hate me and my existence🤡

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[nsft !!] here are some kinks my anime kins have (HC !!)

reki is pretty obvious. that bij has the FATTEST praise kink i've ever witnessed, like, tell him he's doing well and he's GONE.

oikawa and his complexes however love being degraded <3 (and we all know who does it best)

bakugo... literally just put him in his place and DO NOT tell me he doesnt whine bc he fvcking does and i'll die on that hill

shinsou loves the cat boys, cat girls and cat enbys but i wanna add something, hear me out; ✨ lingerie ✨

i just feel like dabi finds grinding incredibly sexy and honestly same (idk if u wanna call that a kink, i just needed to add it)

shoto didnt know what he had to do the first time he did the deed so his partner had to guide him through it and he enjoyed being told what to do more than he thought he would

adding to the praise kink category: akutagawa, hinata (shoyo), nishinoya, atsushi

(my blog is already turning into a nsft anime page🤡)

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my itafushi post did well so here are more headcanons abt my favorite bois:

- they have a shit tone of random pictures of each other, like megumi literally has one of yuuji nearly choking on ramen bc he slurped too fast and they both (+ sukuna) find it hilarious

- saturday nights are for them and them only. they watch movies, talk, do more than just talking🌚 basically just quality time together without being constantly interrupted

- sukuna once swapped with yuuji while they kissed and nearly gave megumi a heart attack

- they're really protective of each other, like, REALLY fvcking protective. hurt one of them and the other one hurts you but ten times worse

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jjk nsft hc (sukufushi)!!

sukuna is a power bottom, just to spite other bottoms (for this hc we'll use megumi as the other bottom in question, just bc yes). he will literally be three fingers up his ass, go on until he ✨ begs for smthng else ✨ - bc honestly he would, change my mind - aND THEN THIS MF GETS ON HIS LAP AND GOES "nah". like he doesnt even care abt the pain bc the disappointment from megumi is SO worth it, even yuuji thinks its funny (poor boy has to watch everytime lmao).

also sukuna had to realize he actually enjoys being at the receiving end and had an existential crisis for a whole three days. yuuji was... quite done with his shit💀

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the thing is i never manage to take good picture in dabi cosplay and since i have a superiority complex AND inferiority complex i have exactly three theories:

im too stupid to make him look good

im ugly

im too hot to make his burned chicken wing lookin ass look good