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"Coming out of the closet" is such an American expression. Imagine the UK equivalent "Coming out of the wardrobe."

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HC where someone is bullying Merlin in a busy place and Merlin's magic says nope and decks the dude in front of all the other servants. Mean man goes to the Arthur and insists it was magic but all the witnesses just deny it and say merlin threw an awesome punch and it's never spoken of again. Plot twist Arthur already knows Merlin has magic.

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So if I were to create costumes for a hypothetical labyrinth musical would Jareth's costume have a codpiece?

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Once the pandemic is over

Friend: So how'd you spend your quarantine?

Me(flashbacking to snorting soulmate AU and found family fanfiction like cocaine):Ah..... just caught up on some light reading

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Miraculous fanfiction is fuckin wild I just read a super cute fluffy one about how protective chat noir is, and then one about how Gabriel gets revealed by eating his fuckin tie and a massive lamp

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That feeling whan youre drunk and spilling all your secrets but its to a good friend and they dont judge you yasssss

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Source

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If Mcgonnagle transformed into a cat around the new generation of hogwarts students and they just assumed she was one of the many pets atoung hogwarts, would she be surrounded by

"Much purs, very cat"

"A precious floof!!! I neet to pet it!!!"

"Stinky bastard lady wants some sausage"

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My road is cracked

So I cut my hair

And pretent the walls

Are not there

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Everyone who didn't watch the episode coming on Tumblr in the morning:

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Watching the Ghoul Boys while drunk is truly and experience I recommend

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Hello tumblr I am drunk ask me drunk question

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Mr Sandman

Man me a sand

Make him the sandiest man you can sand

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Y'all. This is a fucking global emergency.

Some quick facts:

The Amazon rainforest is responsible for 20% of the world's oxygen.

It's home to numerous species of wildlife.

It is referred to as the lungs of the Earth.

And it's been burning for weeks, and no one is talking about it.

What is happening right now is an emergency that should be concerning all of us. The air we breath is at stake. This isn't exaggerating. Our lungs are destroyed as we speak and we are only just finding out.

This is our future. Are you upset about Spiderman? Same. Were you sad over Notre Dame? Same. But this is so much more important.

SPEAK UP. GET THIS KNOWN. Even if you can't do anything else, at least raise awareness to put some pressure out there on those who can do something. OUR HOME IS AT STAKE. The skies in Sao Paolo turned black. We are losing our most valued rainforest. WE CANNOT JUST SIT BACK.

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Dear America

What the actual unholy sweet and sour fuck is Kool Aid??? Am I drinking the blood of my enemies??? Or is it the blood of some cutesy elf creature??? It's sour but sweet. Satisfying, but I want MORE

KOOL AID KOOLAIDKOOLAID

Sincerely,

A British person trying Kool Aid for the first time

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Please share to help this precious weeb. The YouTube system has failed him and we need to do something.