#source: buzzfeed

[stincorrect]

Steve: I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another, but I was wrong. Steve: As it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever.  Dustin: Confirmed. Robin: Not forever. Just until you die.

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

I can't decide if this quote should be for Hades, Simo, or Hercules.

[Character], drunk, sobbing, and cradling dogs (or a photo album): I shouldn’t have drank whiskey! I can't protect them!

I would say Heracles and Simo while Hades pass out from be overwhelmed of the happiness.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: I like being invited to things.

Astarion: I don’t necessarily like going, but I like being invited.

[majactrl]

staff: today, you're going to be trying snacks from spain

staff: have you ever heard of spain?

carlos: no

charles, sighing off camera: carlos, you're spanish

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Tom!Peter: Is the pink panther a lion? Tobey!Peter: … Andrew!Peter: … Tobey!Peter: Say it again but slower. Tom!Peter: …pink panther? Andrew!Peter: He’s the pink panther.  Tom!Peter: Okay? But is he a lion? Tobey!Peter: Peter. Peter Peter Peter. He’s a panther. Tom!Peter: Is that a kind of lion? Andrew!Peter: No. It’s a panther. Tom!Peter: *frowns* *googles* Tom!Peter: Okay fine, he’s a panther, but panthers aren’t pink. Tobey!Peter & Andrew!Peter: And lions are??!!

[incorrectfexi]

*texting*

lexi, trying to flirt: did it hurt?

fez: yah

lexi: i was talking about the fall from heaven ;)

fez: it all hurts, my life is constant pain and suffering

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[pathetic-dreamy]

would they fuck their clone?

Harry: Well, I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.

Zayn: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

Liam: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self loathing is THAT strong.

Niall: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?

Louis: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.

[gyunetwork]

Seventeen Did Our Puppy Interview, And Now My Heart Is So Full

[stincorrect]

Robin: I like being invited to things. Robin: I don’t necessarily like going. Robin: But I like being invited.

[thechipsbag]

Today’s chip smells like weed

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Joy: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Mazzy: When I was small—

Anomen: Was?

[every-dayiwakeup]

No one:

Dacre Montgomery:

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[incorrectfexi]

fez, texting: a theif

lexi: thief?

fez: theif

lexi: i before e, except after c

fez: thceif

lexi: no

[incorrect-snkquotes]

[Texting]

Benimaru: We’re back at the hospital because Kyo set his butthole on fire again

Iori: You have the wrong number, but PLEASE keep me updated omfg

Benimaru: Ooops! sorry!

Iori: No, come back, I wanna ear everything!