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annnnnnd Conner was conceived.....

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Tim: Ra's is obsessed with me

Damian:

Damian: What

Tim: Not to toot my own horns, but Ra's called me detective. That alone is a testament of my skills

Damian: Oh. Oh my God

Damian: That's so dumb

Damian: He called you that because that's what you are? You're a detective? Your job is detecting?

Damian: It's like how teachers call their horde of students, 'students' because that's what they are? It doesn't suddenly make them the next scholars.

Damian: He called father 'detective.' He called Richard and Todd, 'detective.'

Damian: Chances are, he forgot your name

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Nothing is off topic when it comes to us, happy pride month, my fellow asexuals 💜

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I need Katya as the only human while everyone else is a Muppet

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

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Tits? Back.

Shoulders? Out.

Eyes? Plucked.

Lips? Bent.

Knees? Pumped.

Toes? Jammed.

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You know I keep seeing people mention that they headcanon that Damian drops out of vigilantism as an adult to become a doctor, and in every post I see about it, just about everyone can't help but to cheekily toss out the phrase "like his grandfather- no the other one" as if Ra's Al Ghul doesn't have more than one canonical origin story as the historical equivalent of a doctor.

Like in the origin story I know best for him, Ra's first wife died because a king demanded he cure/heal his dying son, and Ra's attempted to heal the prince using the Lazarus Pit he was studying, and the prince went crazy and murdered Ra's wife and then locked Ra's in a cell with her body for days after blaming Ra's for the murder.

There are comic runs where Ra's is specifically stated to have discovered germ theory hundreds of years before it was theorized in the real world, like the man was The doctor before he was radicalized.

Damian growing up to quit vigilantism to become a doctor is interesting not because it makes him more similar to Thomas Wayne, it's interesting because it would put his character arc as going in the exact opposite direction to Ra's Al Ghul's arc.

Ra's Al Ghul was a healer, who wanted to help people, who was then radicalized into thinking violence is okay as long as it's against bad people, then radicalized further into thinking a majority of people were bad/stupid (when he got really into environmentalism in general, and started to think human's and their pollution was the greatest threat to earth), then developed a god complex believing he has the right to decide who lives or dies (full blown league of assassins, influencing the world order stuff) and also had the right/responsibility to live forever to ensure he could dole out said judgement.

A good if flawed man, wanting to help people, becomes radicalized and eventually becomes convinced he's a god and has the right to act like a god.

While Damian's is the exact opposite. He's born and raised with the idea that because of his blood he has a right to judge who should live or die, based upon his personal morals. Then he finds out his bloodline doesn't give him the right to decide that sort of thing. So Damian ending his arc by way of fully walking away from violence to become a doctor, Hippocratic oath of Do No Harm and all, would be fitting.

A child raised to think he was a god, is brought down to reality, and grows to learn he's just a man, and has no right to make the judgment that someone lives or dies.

That's the interesting part about the possibility of Damian deciding to stop being a vigilante and instead become a doctor. Especially because he's originally raised to be an assassin.

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

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folk hero really

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