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I like to think Jon is innocent of Lyman's "disappearance". He had to move away and couldn't take Odie with him wherever he was going. Jon's just a good bro like that.

Wrong This Is Jon And I Killed Him With My Bare Hands

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you finally escape from Jons basement but just before you reach the door gargfield bites your achilles tendon and cripples you, jon comes back and garfeld snitches, and he lifts your chin up and says youve been a bad girl. 'you were being so well-behaved', jon muses as you sob, 'but daddy cant let his little silly kitty go unpunished, hm?' you catch on. You beg for mercy. jon kisses your tears and says you can come out once you feel ready to behave; He proceeds to put you in the horse plinko.

god look at him....id let him put me in the horse plinko any day of the week......

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imagine: your making lasaga for garfeild and omg, your out of salt !! jon notices your distress and tells you he will go and buy some, but you remind him that there are several tornadoes outside of your residence. he is detrminted though. he amputates his left arm and lights it on fire, before scooping up the ashes and sprinkling them on the lasgaga. garifld tastes it and says it good. you smile and tell jon you love him. you all die shortly after because the fire spread across the entire house.

"........."

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Jon was a weak, little omega. A wispy pathetic scent you could barely even smell hung over his shoulders. But you, you were an apex alpha. A sigma, if you will. You were everything Jon wanted to be. Strong, dependable, a grind set nobody could overpass, and 9 abs. Jon was your personal plaything, and he liked it that way. He wanted it that way. Jon was yours and yours alone. He loved you so much it made his chest ache- But Arbuckle wasn’t an idiot. He knew you didn’t like him back. (1/2)

Only if jon presents his arbucklussy to me in this fashion exactly

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Always Happy To Help

Angst like this always makes us at imaginejonarbuckle.tumblr.com cry :’(

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With apologies to the real Jim Davis, who I’m sure is a nice guy but is also a billionaire, so he’ll be okay. Hire me pls. I write, act, compose, direct, edit, all that shit. Hopefully this video serves as proof that I’m at least decent at it. Also I’m graduating soon enough and need a job. So if you enjoyed this, please share it. I’d love for it if everyone in the world could see it, besides my grandparents. 

Contact: teddytgd3@gmail.com Twitter: @TeddyDrummond 

For anyone else’s info, contact me. 

For rights to perform this show, contact me. 

 I think that’s everything. 

Thanks for the support. 

 -Teddy Grey

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He never liked her as much as he liked you, anyway ;)

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It’s a wonderful idea to get to know your in-laws over a delicious dinner!

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This blog and it’s admins will be banished to the underworld on reckoning day

//Bold of you to assume Jon isn’t thanking us for this lovely tribute because he is simultaneously God and Lucifer

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I want to put lasagna up my booty hole so that when Jon does me in the hole it gets mashed up and Garfield can eat it fresh and warm. Because screw microwaves. And I'm going public.

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//Don’t forget, the ask box is always open! We love to hear what imagines you have for sexiest man alive, Jon Arbuckle!

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Roblox hide and seek in the park, you know we just had to do it! So romantic!

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//Sorry for all the days without posts, mod has a lot of homework,,,we will resume daily posting when this schoolwork mess is sorted out, thank you //

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This is our dream here at imaginejonarbuckle.tumblr.com

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A life without Jon is not a life worth living

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Breaaad is Goooooood.....is breeeaaaad...

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Man I wish you would post more

//Don't worry, I'm working on making a queue 👌👌👌