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Tony: Father’s day is the one day a year where dads can dress as complete sluts and no other dads can say a thing about it.

Peter: I don’t think that’s how the quote goes.

Tony: No it is.

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Steve: And right after dinner you have to take a shower and get in you pjs.

Peter: Can I take a shower in my pjs?

Steve: Then you would be wet, your pjs would be wet, and your bed would be wet.

Peter: But if everything’s wet, is anything really wet?

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Peter: These trees are the oldest living thing in this park.

Tony: *Bumps in Peter* ‘Scuse me.

Peter: I was wrong.

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Tony: Did it hurt?

Natasha: Huh?

Tony: When you fell from Heaven? *wink*

Natasha: No but I stubbed my toe crawling out of Hell.

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Steve: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?

Peter: Rude.

Clint: Fair.

Natasha: Not again.

Tony: Are you going to want this back or can I keep the knife?

Bruce: Calling 911.

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Steve: You’re smiling. Did something good happen?

Sam: Can’t I just smile for no reason?

Natasha: Bucky tripped and fell during training.

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Peter: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!

Steve: *looks at Tony* I wonder where he got that from.

Tony: The fucking fridge.

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Peter: Is it okay if I swear?

Tony: Yes Peter you can swear.

Peter: F

Tony: Go on

Peter: I’m nervous.

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Peter: *mumbles* He’s made mistakes before...

Bruce: An uncommon occurrence.

Peter: Well than you might say the amount of mistakes you’ve made are infinitesimal.

Bruce: YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE-

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“We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed.”

-Probably Tony Stark

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Bruce: What does ‘LOL’ stand for?

Peter: Oh it means-

Tony: Lucifer our Lord.

Bruce: Oh....

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Steve: A murder has happened in downtown.

Tony: What happened?

Steve: A 40 year old was killed in his living room by gun shot.

Tony: *snicker*

Bruce: Tony don’t do it-

Tony: Guess it’s not a living room anymore.

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Peter: Words ending in ‘ie’ are so cute.

Bruce: Cookie

Steve: Sweetie

Natasha: Cutie

Tony: Die.

Avengers:...

Clint: Really?

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Tony: I swing both ways ;)

Tony: Violently with a bat.

Tony: Come and get me fuckers.

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Steve: Ok would you rather die or-

Tony: Die.

Steve: Tony I haven’t fini-

Tony: Die.

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Tony at Bucky: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our house!

Avengers: He did?!

Tony: No! But are we just going to wait around until he does?!

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Peter: OH! Hufflepuffs are also modest!

Tony: Less modest more self deprecating.

Peter: What?

Tony: I talk bad about myself.

Peter: I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU!