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incorrect-anything-quotes · 23 days ago

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Rodney: I'm really sorry. I hope I didn't embarrass you.

Piper: Not as much as Fender does every single day.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect robots quotes #rodney copperbottom #piper pinwheeler #fender pinwheeler #source: littlest pet shop

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superbat-love · 5 months ago

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Clark: Bruuuce, if I die, I want you to have the Fortress.

Bruce: You’re not going to die, Clark.

Clark: [sniffling] I can feel the life draining out of me. I’ll leave Krypto in your care, Bruce. Tell him… Tell him that I love him, and that he’s the bestest boy in the universe.

Bruce: He’s not coming within a mile of my cave.

Clark: And can you give my Batman an oil bath every week?

Bruce: What?

Clark: My robot butler Batman. He gets very cranky when he doesn’t get his weekly oil bath. He’s a bit spoiled, but I indulge him anyway.

The Batcomputer beeps, signaling the scan’s completion. The diagnosis pops up on the screen.

Bruce: [reading] The results are in. You have the common space flu, Clark.

Clark: [blinking] Oh.

Bruce: Now, what was that about a robot butler?

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transfrmrs · 11 days ago

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Ratchet: Did you have to stab him? Drift: You weren’t there, you didn’t hear what he said to me. Ratchet: What’d he say? Drift: “What’re you gonna do, stab me?” Ratchet: Ratchet: Fair

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nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes · 4 months ago

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Timmy once again letting his impulsive thoughts win

#nicktoons unite #nicktoons #nicktoons unite incorrect quotes #timmy turner #manny rivera #jenny wakeman #spongebob squarepants #danny fenton #jimmy neutron #fairly oddparents #el tigre #my life as a teenage robot #mlaatr #danny phantom #jimmy neutron boy genius

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raileurta · 2 months ago

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*Captured by the decepticons*

Megatron: You know pink one if you tell me where the autobots' base is located I will let you join us and you can ride Predaking into battle!

Miko:

Everyone:

Miko:

Bulkhead: Miko....

Miko: I'm thinking it over.

Jack: What?!

Jack: What do you mean your "thinking"????

Miko: It's uh, a complicated issue.

Bulkhead: What is there to think about???

Jack: NO IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT A COMPLICATED ISSUE!

Miko: It's a big decision.

Bulkhead: It's not a big decision!

Miko: I need to think it through!

Jack: I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT HERE!

#to be fair to miko how many of you would give up the chance to ride a robot dragon #don't make the obvious joke were all thinking #this is a 15-17 maturity blog #transformers #tfp #maccadam #miko nakadai #tfp miko #transformers prime #tf #incorrect quotes #transformers incorrect quotes #tfp bulkhead #tfp jack #jack darby #tfp megatron #the adam project #tfp predaking

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everwalldigan · 9 months ago

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I think we can all agree that Clark “living on a reporters salary” Kent would use 13-in-1 shampoo for all its uses.

The first time Bruce sees it in his apartment he nearly cries

Bruce: Clark. What the fuck is that.

Clark: Aren’t humans so innovative :D? Instead of buying 13 different products for one individual use, they created one product for 13! And I thought kryptonian technology was advanced.

Bruce: Clark- Clark please tell me you haven’t been using this as Gatorade

Clark: it’s actually quite refreshing! I prefer it mixed with a little water, do you want me to make you a glass?

Bruce, fanning himself with a bundle of money: No! I mean, uh, no thank you Clark, I’m. I’m good

#Clark can eat just about anything #Bruce knows that logically but it never ceases to weird him out #“hey Clark what did you do with the tiny robot insects you collected after we disabled them?#“oh I ate them :D seemed like a convenient way to get rid of them”#Bruce: you did WHAT #kryptonian biology #kryptonians #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #dcu #clark kent #superman #superbat #incorrect dc quotes #action comics #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect superman quotes #dc shenanigans

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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months ago

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Tony: This year, Peter is going to face his fears and ride the Ferris Wheel.

Steve: Peter is afraid of heights?

Tony: No, just giant wheels.

#source: my life as a teenage robot #tony stark incorrect quotes #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #steve rogers incorrect quotes #steve rogers #captain america #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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b00knerd1o1 · 3 months ago

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Rex: From know on we'll be using code names. You can adress we as eagle one. Rex: Eve, codename been there done that Rex: Rae is curently doing that Rex: Kate is wish it never happened Rex: Mark codename if I had to pick a dude Rex: Rudy is eagle two Rudy: Oh thank god

#invincible #invincible show #rex splode #atom eve #shrinking rae #dupli-kate #mark grayson #rudy conners #robot #invincible incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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stormygopher · 7 months ago

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Rung has his work cut out for him.

Quote is from B99

#my art #I will learn to draw these robots #even if it kills me #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #starscream #rung #tf starscream #tf rung #transformers fanart #tf fanart #incorrect transformers quotes

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amazingdudesblog · 8 months ago

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Roz: We all have our demons.

Roz, grabbing Fink: This one’s mine.

WHY IS THIS THEM LMAO

#roz the wild robot #the wild robot #fink the fox #fink the wild robot #rozzum unit 7134 #the wild robot fink #the wild robot roz #incorrect quotes

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capndragn94 · 8 months ago

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Adora: Is there anything else that would help you feel better?

Catra: Can you gently pat me while I make pathetic sounds of distress?

Adora: Of course.

#she ra and the princesses of power #she ra #spop #catra #adora #catradora #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: robot hugs

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incorrect-anything-quotes · 4 months ago

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Piper: When Fender's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.

Rodney: Does that help?

Piper: For a while, then he comes back.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect robots quotes #rodney copperbottom #fender pinwheeler #piper pinwheeler #source: the big bang theory

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loustilldraws · 8 months ago

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So I recently watched I Robot for the first time ever...

And this happened. I don't know, the mixture of pettiness and theatrics with this line delivery just made me think of Gavin immediately.

More Detroit x I Robot hybrid art is likely to come sometime soon.

#artists on tumblr #my art #detroit become human #dbh fanart #dbh #gavin reed #i robot #incorrect quotes #dbh gavin #fanart #digital art #crossover fanart #art #illustration

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transfrmrs · 3 months ago

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Megatron: You know, there's this wisdom. If a mech kills a couple bots for you, he loves you. If a mech kills a hundred bots for you, he just loves to kill. However, I find that I can combine the two. Optimus: Put the sword down Megatron: You first.