incorrect-marauders - Tumblr blog

[incorrect-marauders]

Emmeline Vance (Marauders Era) | We're All Gonna Die

Edited by SunnyVids.

[incorrect-marauders]

Sirius: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember James Potter, taken from us in the prime of life; when he was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk. James: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

[incorrect-marauders]

We all like Peter Johnson

any percy jackson fans?? we started another little incorrect quotes account @peterpjohnson!

[incorrect-marauders]

any percy jackson fans?? we started another little incorrect quotes account @peterpjohnson!

[incorrect-marauders]

percy jackson being relatable (1x01 & 1x02)

Edited by SunnyVids.

[incorrect-marauders]

Grover, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Annabeth: You did WHAT–  Percy: William Snakepeare

[incorrect-marauders]

Annabeth: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Percy: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Annabeth: Stop.

[incorrect-marauders]

Peter: I’m totally useless. Sirius: You’re not totally useless. Sirius: You can be used as a bad example.

[incorrect-marauders]

Sirius: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

[incorrect-marauders]

Regulus: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

[incorrect-marauders]

Sirius: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. James: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

[incorrect-marauders]

Sirius: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall? James: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. Sirius: That's not what I asked. James: That is all the information I have.

[incorrect-marauders]

James: Is this mistletoe? Lily: Uh, no, no, that is basil. James: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Lily: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

[incorrect-marauders]

Remus: The first time Sirius opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

[incorrect-marauders]

James: Where’s Moony? Sirius: Around. James: Around? James: You don’t have any idea, do you? Remus, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

[incorrect-marauders]

James: Lily, I… James: I love you! Lily: Not my problem.

[incorrect-marauders]

Remus: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch. Sirius: What changed your mind? Remus: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.