Gondull: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Tesla, after doing science all night: I got a solid eight minutes.
Tesla, happily: Not consecutively, but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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*Before round 8 start*
Brunhilde, to Goll: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.
Tesla: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?
Brunhilde: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.
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Alvitr: You know, Qin, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk.
Qin: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?
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Mary: I raised a perfectly functional kid.
Jack, genuine confused: You have kids I don’t know about?
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Kondo: Souji said a bad word during dinner.
Leonidas: Where the fuck did he learn that?
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Apollo: Twenty years from now, I guarantee you I'll be Leonidas's second wife.
Geirölul, concern: What happened to his first wife?
Apollo: Nothing you can prove.
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Kondo: Okita really looks up to you.
Sasaki, accidentally mean: He's two feet tall, he looks up to everybody.
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Chen gong: my lord just said “I’ll be back” and left the car on dog mode.
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A little bit late but happy two years!
I can't believe that it hass been two years since I started this blog and that I haven't be the more consistent but I still love this manga so much it just I have periods of wanting to do nothing.
I will try my best to update more!
And if anyone wants to send ask the askbox is always open!
Hlökk: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Jack: I'm a knife.
Heracles, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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Simo: You are a human mountain! You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body.
Leonidas: Never skip ear day, Häyhä.
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Qin: I never brag.
Alvitr: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.
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Hades: Go tell Tesla he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?
Beelzebub: He could hear me.
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Samael: You guys want some soup?
Azazel: Yes please! Wait this isn't soup is cereal.
Samael: A.K.A Soup.
Lucifer: No, soup is savory.
Samael: Not all soups are savory.
Azazel: Soup has meat and vegetables.
Samael: And things in liquid soup.
Lucifer: Soup comes in a can.
Samael: Cans are just metal boxes.
Azazel: Soup is hot!
Lucifer: Yeah!
Samael: Gazpacho!
Lucifer: Oh go fuck yourself!
Samael: Soup, soup, soup, soup!
Azazel: He is right.
Lucifer: No!
Samael: C'mon said for me just once!
Lucicer: Don't! No,no, no, no.
Azazel, crying: It's soup!
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I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
Anubis
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Pimon: Last week I got mugged by a goddamn ballerina.
Pimon: She tried to make me pass away, Then the bitch spun away.
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Hummer: No one gives a shit but you and men who smoke at chain restaurant bars.
Alaric: Oh yeah, nothing matters unless you care, i see how it is.
Hummer: Can you just assume you won the argument so I can stop hearing this?
A submission from @brokensenseofhumor
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Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Apollo: I—
Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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