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hamilton part 2

Ray: I’m more than willing to die!

Isabella: Your mother needs you alive, son, I need you alive-

Ray: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!

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hamilton part 1

Narration, talking about Ray: His enemies destroyed his rep, the world went and forgot him…

Don, Gilda, and the younger kids: We fought with him.

Norman: Me, I died for him.

Isabella: Me, I trusted him.

Emma: Me, I loved him.

Bunker man: And me? I’m the damn fool that shot him!

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Self-Absorbed

Emma: So no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be—

Yuugo: Excuse me! There’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

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Cry for Help

Ray: Do you consider me your friend?

Norman: Yeah, what else would I consider you?

Ray: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against Mama? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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he likes to feel tall

Emma: Welcome to our shelter!

Nigel: There’s a person standing on your dinner table-

Ray: That’s Yuugo. He likes to feel tall.

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chapter 31

Gilda: You two seem kind of out of it today. What did you eat for breakfast?

Ray: Don’t be silly, what I ate this morning has nothing to do with my current state.

Gilda: Emma, what was your breakfast?

Emma: M&M cereal.

Gilda: Oh god, you see! That’s what I mean, I didn’t even know M&Ms made a cereal!

Ray: They don’t, it’s just M&Ms in a bowl with milk.

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Sour Grapes

Gilda: We're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? Don, tell him where he can stick his grapes.

Don: In the fridge?

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Without a Cause

Ray, about the Yuugo: Is there no way we can get rid of him?

Emma: Not without a cause, Ray.

Ray: I have a cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.

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I'm not the sharpest pencil in the crayon box...

Conny

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In the face of overwhelming odds, we’re only left with one option: We’re gonna have to science the shit out of this.

Ray, figuring out how to survive in the bunker

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This is Fine

Ray: Everything’s fine, I’ve got it under control.

Emma: Is that why everything’s on fire?

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yuugo alone

Yuugo: You are a worthwhile person. When I look into your eyes in the mirror, I get a pleasant feeling. You're not a failure, overall. You can laugh. [laughs]

Yuugo: Huh? Don't laugh at me, you overall failure! Why, when I look into your eyes I get an unpleasant feeling!

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[hiding from Nous]

Violet: Guys, what are we going to do?

Sandy: Ugh, what are you so worried about? You’re so small, he probably won’t even see you.

Sonia: Sandy! Is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Sandy: Sonia, there’s never not a time, because just like Violet, life is short.

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Plan M

Emma: Going to plan B!

Ray: Technically, that would be plan G.

Don: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a plan M?

Emma: Yeah. Ray dies in plan M.

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You know what’s funny about Ray? He’s my best friend. And anyone who would hurt him is someone I would murder, probably.

Norman

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f i r e

Nat: I really like your haircut. Where did you get it?

Anna: Fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Talk shit about Emma again, and I’ll hit you with a shoe.

Gilda