#source: the martian

[emmikay]

Odysseus: Things are finally going our way. In fact, they’re going great! We have a chance to live, after all!

(later)

Odysseus: We are fucked, and we’re going to die!

[incorrectteyvatism]

"Things didn't go exactly as planned but I'm not dead so it's a win."

—Traveler, probably

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Things didn’t go exactly as planned, but I’m not dead, so that’s a win.

Tech

[ladymiraclewings]

Blitz, before the trial: Things are finally going my way. In fact, they’re going great! I have a chance to be cool after all! Blitz, during the trial: I’m fucked, and I’m gonna die!

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Colin: What the hell is "Project Elrond?"

Beard: I had to make something up.

Colin: But "Elrond?"

Moe: Because it's a secret meeting.

Colin: How do you know that, and why does Elrond mean secret meeting?

Beard: The council of Elrond. It's from the Lord of the Rings. It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the one ring.

Jan: If we're going to call something Project Elrond, I would like my code name to be "Glorfindel."

Colin: I hate every one of you.

[incorrectlotm]

Things didn’t go exactly as planned, but I’m not dead, so it’s a win.

Klein

[sisaloofafump]

In case it seems like every third comic has Batman in it... you're not wrong. He's been in 38.6% of DC issues since 2020, with a stark increase of 8% each decade since the 90s and surpassing Superman in popularity. Despite this, there's been a massive drop off of comics where he is teamed up with Superman or a Robin (although the amount of group team ups between Batman Family members has increased, as well as Nightwing solos).

[bsptourist]

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originally created by Someco modified by Anquietas System, Sebastian

[jesncin]

Which of your DC designs would you say is the most babygirl (gender neutral (

I think we all know who the winner of this is:

but if I was based about it then what!! og meme format under the cut because I love it haha

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 128

Everything was gone. But it had been gone for a long time. Cities crumbling to dust under the march of time and under the battering of the weakening sun. Everyone had long since passed into the realm of the dead, and he had long since retreated from the land of the living as he aged, growing larger amidst Time’s coils. 

He’d long since stopped being known as Danny to most, his true Name cradled in his core as it grew in power and importance with his own primordial ascendence. Others called him by just as many names as Clockwork, if not more as his planets grew life, his galaxies cultivating their own beings into existence. 

To some he was a creator, the bringer of life itself. To others he was destruction, the end of all. So many names, so many even coming close to his Name, each cradled gently by his core. 

He was Space, he was stardust, he was a blackhole, the far off galaxies, newborn stars forming in his hands and dying with a blink. Galaxies dancing in his hair, what was, what will be, splintering into planes amidst his strands of hair. 

He was Balance, chaos and order dancing together on a tightrope twisting through existence. He was Phantom, a name whispered amidst the Realms as a guardian, a protector, and yet a hunter, a destroyer at once. 

He was a Brother, a Father, an Uncle, a Son. He was many things, and that was fine with him, but even if hypothetically he should be impartial, he would freely admit he had favorites. Danielle, his little Moon, his first Daughter and her children of Krypton. Dan, his raging Sun, his Son and his little Laughing Magicians. Clockwork, his Father of Time, and his Speedsters who raced through timelines like giggling toddlers, not really understanding but loved all the same. 

His dear Sister’s children, her Ma'aleca'andrans and Atlanteans she tenderly cradled and protected as long as she could before sleep overtook her. His dear Tucker’s Champions, the children of Magic lost and alone. His dear Sam’s children of Lazarus, dancing with blades and between life and death. 

Their dear children that came from all of their blood. The Lords of Chaos, of Order, entire Cities brought to life by their magic, entire planets whose heartbeats pulsed with their own. 

Everything of what they had once been was gone. And it had been gone for a long time. But they were all still here. For Death was just as much a beginning, as it was the end. 

[martianbugsbunny]

I just searched "spirk canon scene" in YouTube tryna find that one scene that made the interwebs lose their marbles a while back and most of what came up were just like....Kirk and Spock scenes from TOS

*sniffs* it's beautiful

[niiwa-angel]

DC as things that my coworkers and I have said at work. For context (not that it will make sense anyway) we work in a restaurant.

Batman: Guys, I shouldn't have to say this, but when someone complains about wait times, the correct response is "I understand and I'm sorry" not "we legally can't serve raw food".

Flash: But we can't serve them raw food.

Batman: I know, but don't say that.

~~~

Superman: Dude, who just lets their kid run around when it's this busy?

Green Arrow: Bad parents who should have worn a rubber.

Robin: runs around, flipping off light posts, and screaming.

~~~

After a crazy battle

Aquaman: Alright guys, I regret to inform you that I will not be coming in tomorrow because I'm killing myself tonight.

Batman: get back here and help with clean up.

~~~

Wonder Woman: Look, I'm not saying you can't do it, but if you're going to put coconut syrup in your coke, can you do it in the back? Some of the customers think you're drinking on the job.

Martian Manhunter: That's a them problem, if I have to be here, I'm having coconut coke.

~~~

Flash, nudging Black Canary: look at those guys over there? Fine right?

Nods to two hockey bros.

Black Canary: Honey, if you think that's fine, you need to get your eyes checked. Those boys are a dime a dozen down at the rec center.

~~~

Aquaman: Tomorrow is the only day off I have this week, nobody fucking call me.

Aquaman: I'm going to spend my day stoned at the beach, let some minnows eat the dead skin off my feet.

~~~

Wonder Woman, watching a toddler reunite with their mother: Awww. Guys, I want a kid.

Batman: I have six, how many do you want?

Batman: I'm serious, I will pay you to take some off my hands.

~~~

Green Arrow: more and more everyday, alcoholism looks more and more appealing.

~~~

Flash: I hate when it's so loud, that I can't hear the people I'm helping.

Flash: This lady asked me to 'grab her Caesar" from her apartment. I asked where it was and I heard "in the fridge".

Flash: So I ran up, grabbed a Caesar salad from her fridge, and brought it to her.

Green Lantern: she wanted a salad while a giant robot was destroying the block she lives on?

Flash: no. She wanted her seizure medication, that was also by the fridge. But it was so loud I couldn't hear her properly.

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

The Flash: Whats up, J’onn?

Martian Manhunter, being serious: The sky.

[ladymiraclewings]

Zenitsu Agatsuma: Things are finally going my way. In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! [two minutes later] Zenitsu Agatsuma: I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!

[starpiastri]

THE FOOL - if reversed, carelessness, apathy, frenzy

i ii iii iv v vi vii viii ix

[waterfire1848]

[ Bruce tells everyone they have a meeting. ] Shayera: I can't come. Bruce: Why? Shayera: I'll be washing my hair. Wally: I'll be running the water. John: Holding the towel. Diana: Putting in the shampoo and conditioner. Clark: And J'onn and I will be at our homes trying to get over the fact that nobody invited us to the big hair washing party.