#source: robots

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph and Casey are making armpit fart noises]

Donnie: Are you guys 3 years old? This is how a man does it!

Donnie: *armpit fart*

April: You guys are so gross! And besides, this is how you do it!

April: *armpit fart*

Mikey: Hey guys! Get get a loud of this!

Mikey: *farts*

[Everyone begins coughing and gagging]

Leo: Mikey! They were using their arms!!

[starscreamisreginageorge]

Starscream: Who are these losers? Sunstreaker: We mam... Starscream: I'm a mech. Sideswipe: Ouch.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Marlene: You consider me a friend? Lily: Yeah. What else would I consider you? Marlene: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

How Breaktime Happens At Black Hat Organization

Given he only gives second breaks. It would be fitting.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Sly: Au reservoir, my darling. [kisses her fingertips]

Carmelita: Thanks for walking me home.

Sly: Thanks for carrying me up that hill.

Carmelita: Until tomorrow?

Sly: I shall count the seconds. So far, I'm up to four!

Carmelita: [chuckles] You crazy nut boy!

Sly: Crazy about you...

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Plugg: Kurda, you're a sick, twisted, evil person. Kurda: I try.

[thehyperrequiem]

[Sackboy and Newton playing around with arm farts]

Avalon: Hey, guys. Come on. What are y’all? Three years old? This is how a man does it.

Larry: You chaps are so gross! Besides…THIS is how you do it!

Herbert: Hey, folks! Get a load of this.

*Farts so loud it could clear up the room, good grief Herbert, what have you been eating?*

Larry: Dr. Higginbotham! We were using our arms! Herbert: Oh…Excuse me man…

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Darkel: Pandora, you're a sick, twisted, evil person! Pandora: I try.

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

Friendship ( @lavenderrvalleyy )

Peppino: ...You consider me a friend?

Link: Sure! What else would I consider you?

Peppino: I don't know... an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless...

Link: ...Let's just stick with "friend".

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: You consider me a friend? Raph: Yeah. What else would I consider you? Casey: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your father? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

[cyber-streak-2]

Tailgate: You... consider me a friend?

Whirl: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Tailgate: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to piss off Cyclonus? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

[yoelarmas04242003]

Bowser: Cackletta, you’re a sick, twisted, evil woman.

Cackletta: I try…

[crossoverquest]

Madame Momere to Broodwing and the Evil Exes: Who are these losers?

Lucas: We, sir...

Madame Momere: I'm a woman.

Todd: Ouch.

Lucas: We've come to rescue Gideon, you purple haired hag, and you shall be defeated by the very lot that you scorn and detest!

Matthew: 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...

[Hundreds of Choiarks appear from behind Madame Momere]

Matthew: Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?

Roxie: Did you count that one in the back?

Matthew: I think so.

Kyle to Madame Momere’s Choiarks: Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating!

Matthew: I think I counted one of you twice!

Madame Momere: While you're at it, count these!

[A pair of Saiarks dressed as Gideon come into view with another horde of Choiarks sitting on top of one of them]

Madame Momere: As soon as we're done with you, Toronto’s next! This will be the last day of peace any Canadian will ever see!

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Captain Estrada Is A Lady And Don't Forget It

Captain Estrada (puzzled) : Who are these losers? Pointing at the mishmashed team of lower regarded villains.

Dark Phantom: We sir..

Captain Estrada (angry): I'm a woman!

[The whole group is shocked.]

Ghoul: Ouch!

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray: You consider me a friend?

Bentley: Sure! What else would I consider you?

Murray: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

Bentley: Let's just stick with friend.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

"Never try, never fail. Those are the words I live by."

- Garfield