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5-Volt: My kid is gaming with friends so I brought him a snack and he says

9-Volt: Thanks, love you!

5-Volt: Then laughter erupts on the headset and he says

9-Volt: What? You don’t love your mothers? I’m sad for you.

5-Volt: So if you need me I’ll just be over here sobbing into my “World’s Best Mom” ribbon.

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Mike: Together, we shall be the Bird, and the B. The B stands for-

Dr. Crygor: Brobot!

Mike: Yes.

Penny: What am I watching?

Ashley: I don’t know, but I hate it.

Penny: Well, hopefully he doesn’t try and screw this one.

Ashley: Ha! No robo.

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Wario: I’ve found a phone.

Jimmy T: Whose is it?

Wario: That’s not important.

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Wario: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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Ashley: I am not scared of you. None of us are.

Red, whispering: I kind of am.

Ashley: Red shut up.

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Dr. Crygor: People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?

Wario: CORRECT!

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Wario: Of course I’m familiar with the 7 deadly sins; the munchies, super pissed, naps, thinking you’re hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy.

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Ana: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Kat: Just today, you were crying about snakes.

Ana: They don’t have any arms!

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Jimmy: Hi, I’m Jimmy T., and I’m your freestyle dance teacher.

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I respect nb pan wario

Good because if you don’t he’s gonna come take all your money

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Orbulon, promoting his show: It’s a show about nothing!

Orbulon: ...how do we know when it’s over?

Ashley, deadpan: I do.

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Kat: And now here’s Ana with the weather.

Ana, holding a feather: I thought you said feather.

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Penny: Hey Grandpa! Watch me do the Grouchy Mike!

Mike: Stop naming moves after me!

Penny, imitating Mike: Everybody's an idiot except for me.

Mike: Well, it's true.

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Wario, to 9-Volt: Don’t listen to 5-Volt—she’s going to lead you down the path of righteousness. I’m going to lead you down the path that rocks!

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Mona: Ya know, bisexuality ain’t that hard to understand. Girls are cute. Guys are cute. What more do you want from me?

Wario: I want money.

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Ashley: I’m into dark humor.

Penny, turning off the lights: Would you like to hear a joke?

Ashley: I love you.

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