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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Yang with Blake and Ruby behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes… three.

Yang: Oh, my God– What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Yang: WEISS FUCKING FELL OFF.

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Sun, singing under his breath: hmms problem~

Neptune: woah bro, that was really good!

Sun: thanks bro!

Neptune: should we kiss now??

Sun: I mean, it would be wrong if we didn't

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Yang: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR

Blake: What is it?

Yang: ... *blows kiss*

Blake, blushing: ... Overruled *slams hammer*

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-Ruby, sat on top of a stood up mattress-

Weiss to Yang: STOP PUTTING HER UP THERE, ONE DAY SHE GON' SAY "FUCK IT" AND COME DOWN

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Qrow: Hey guys, family announcement. I'm changing my birthday to today, so

Raven: it's Chirstmas

Qrow: wow... you're really gonna be a dick to me on my birthday

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Zwei: :D

Blake: how do you feel about that cone on your head?

Zwei:

Zwei: :(

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Yang, putting oil all over the floor: Ruby! Weiss! come get y'all juice!

-Ruby runs in, sliding into the oven and smashing it-

Yang: shit

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Arslan: dude I thought you said you could do a kick flip

Reese: I CAN I CAN, I DID ONE THIS MORNING

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Cinder,to Ruby: don’t you fucking put a hand on me or I’ll fucking rip your face off bitch

Salem: what did she do to you-

Cinder: BECAUSE SHE FUCKING PUSHED ME-

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Taiyang: hey daughter, are you high? 

Yang: No, I'm actually kinda depressed.

Taiyang: Good, I'm glad that you're not high. Keep up the good work :)

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Yang, catching Ruby looking at weapons online: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT?!

Ruby, crying: PLEASE DONT TELL CRESCENT ROSE, DON'T-

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Glynda: HA! Caught ya passing notes to Yang!, Blake read it to the whole class or you're going to detention.

Blake, reading the note: "why miss goodwitch's titty on the floor"

Glynda, looking down: ooup..

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Yang, meeting Ilia for the first time: hey Blake, is Ilia cool?

Blake: yeah, she's cool.

Yang: hey Ilia, who's your favourite superhero?

Ilia: uhh Matilda

Yang: yeah, she's cool.

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Yang: okay just relax, when she gets over here, just tell her how you feel.

Weiss: o-okay

Ruby: oh hey weiss-

Weiss: YOU GOT A FAT ASS

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Prof. Oobleck: okay so Nora has 19 bottles of dishsoap and she giv-

Jaune: wait why does Nora have 19 bottles of dishsoap?!

Nora, pouring dishsoap on her hand: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, JAUNE

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Yang: hey beautiful, can I have 2 rum and cokes please?

Weiss: aw you didn't have to buy me a drink-

Yang: *goes to down both drinks at once*

Weiss, already standing up: oh my god