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Mostly because it rains every five minutes in Falana

Fidget: What if, instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a two-inch thick sheet of water just goes THWAP! And then it's sunny again?

Ahrah: Fun fact. That is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us.

Fidget: ...oh.

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Elder Grey-Eyes: We'll have to distract Gaius' forces. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

(Fidget poses dramatically)

Fidget: My time has come.

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Regarding setting off avalanches on purpose...

Ahrah: This is a mistake.

Fidget: A mistake we're gonna laugh about one day!

Ahrah: But not today.

Fidget: Oh, no. Today's gonna be a mess.

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Serious Tactical Discussions

Fidget: Going to Plan B?

Dust: Technically that would be Plan G.

Ahrah: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Dust: Yeah. Gianni dies in Plan M.

Fidget: I like Plan M.

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Corbin: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Colleen: No, I said "Corbin, don't lick the swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do, Colleen." And then you licked the swing set.

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A Blomb Fruit starts ticking suddenly

Ahrah: What did you do?

Dust: (panicked) I don’t know, I don’t know, but it’s an issue.

Ahrah: Did you press a button?

Fidget: Is it gonna blow up?

Dust: I don’t know.

Ahrah: Your thing  is beeping now so you must have hit something!

Fidget: Is it gonna blow up?

Dust: I DON’T KNOW!!!!!

Ahrah: A bomb starts beeping, it might signal a problem, you think?!?

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When Gianni FINALLY gets put in his place

Oneida: You know what? You're on time out! Get on top of the fridge!

Gianni: This village is a ****ing nightmare!

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If Matti actually speaks...

Haley: Happy birthday, Matti!

Matti:...I can't swim...

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Mayor Bram: Go ahead an introduce yourselves.

Reed: My name is Reed with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my entire...

Moska: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Reed: Hmm?

Moska: Where's the 'b'?

Reed: There's a bee?!

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I'm too young to die, and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am...

Jin

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FIDGET DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

Fidget

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I am the danger.

Dust, or Cassius. One of the two

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Ginger: What are you so interested in, Jin?

Jin: Singing swords!

Fidget: My friend has a singing sword. Its name is Ahrah.

Cassius: Huh. That sword doesn’t like me.

Ginger: Do the swords have personalities?

Fidget: Ahrah does. He doesn’t like to fight but he does it when my friend needs him to.

Cassius: Stupid sword.

Source: Princess Between Worlds

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Popcorn at a fight is unnatural. I want a hot dog.

-Fidget

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Return of the Narrator...

Narrator: After Dust claimed the Blade of Ahrah, he headed east towards...

Dust: Uh, excuse me? What are you doing?

Narrator: I'm narrating.

Dust: Okay...why?

Narrator: Because this story needs to be told.

Dust: What story?

Narrator: The story of this game.

Dust: ...game?

Narrator: Look, just ignore me. That's what everyone else does anyway. Just like those people over there!

Bopo: Mamma! Why's that disembodied voice pointing at us?

Mamop: Just ignore it and maybe it'll go away.

Narrator: I CAN HEAR YOU!

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Someone's a bit too eager to defend their boss...

Soldier: (about Gaius) You really wouldn't hurt him! he's innocent! He's a good man!

Dust: Oh, I really would.

Fidget: He super would. Trust me.

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Dust: You know? It's comforting.

Fidget: What is?

Dust: I died, came back again, and you're still not funny.

Fidget: Shut up. I'm hilarious.