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„Oh my God, there is food. Fantastic.“

- Jack Crawford when he became friends with Hannibal.

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Hannibal: How can you pretend you don’t love this. The way we connect when we theorize and speculate. It’s just like how we used to go back and forth about the last case.

Will: You mean the murder you committed.

Hannibal: I don’t get hung up on the details. It’s the feelings that matter.

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„Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to God I am gonna fall in love with you!“

- Will Graham to Hannibal at some point during season 2 probably.

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Will: Do you think Hannibal likes me?

Bedelia: Likes you as a fellow colleague?

Bedelia: Or likes you as in ‚this is going to be the longest fucking conversation of my life‘?“

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Hannibal: How about we lighten up the mood a bit at the end of our session?

Will: Like, with a joke?

Hannibal: If it pleases you.

Will: What’s written on the tombstone of a pilgrim?

Hannibal: …

Will: He went to far.

Hannibal: …

Will: … ;)

Hannibal(internally): I’m already regretting this.

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„My life isn’t as glamorous as my Wanted-poster makes it look like.“

- Hannibal, when he checked out his profile on the most wanted list of the FBI for the first time and deciding he had to live up to the expectations.

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„It was no match for the gods of olympus. so why would i be immune to the insanity of first love.“

- Hannibal Lecter upon seeing Will for the first time.

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„You ever feel trapped? Like you're just treading water? Waiting to drown? The Chesapeake Ripper always wins. That's the thing. He can't fail. It's not even a challenge anymore. My victims just discover who I am and they freak out. "Chesapeake Ripper!" And they basically just give up. They surrender. What's the point? I don't even need to be there with my entire mind. I'm a ghost. There's no chaos. There's no drama. There's no f*ckin’ life.“

- Hannibal, complaining to his therapist (Bedelia) about his life

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Alana(visiting Will in the BSHCI): So, is everything okey dokey?

Will: No, everything is inky stinky.

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Hannibal: I have made Will better.

Jack: You fucked up a perfectly good profiler is what you did. Look at him. He killed someone.

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Will, accusing: You kill and eat people!

Hannibal: Will how Dare you say such a thing. Do you truly think so low of me? Do you believe I would do something so horrific and vile? I am deeply hurt and offended you would say such a thing. Obviously I cook them first.

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Jack: *hugging Alana*

Hannibal : Hey! It's my turn to hug Alana!

Hannibal : *grabs Alana*

Will: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Jack: No, It's still my turn!

Alana: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Hannibal : But we need the moral support!

Jack: And you're small! Which is cute!

Will: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Alana: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

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“Some men are born to be cannibals. Others learn on the job.”

- Hannibal as he wants Will to accept his true self.

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“Actually, I Think I'm Just So-So, But I've Decided To Carry Myself Like I'm Cute.”

- Will Graham in Season 1 probably.

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"Man For Sale! Man For Sale! Someone Buy My Booty!"

- Hannibal, upon learning that Will is single.

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"Can My Vacation Be Torturing Hostages?"

- Mason Verger, upon taking a much needed break from his job as the Head of the Verger household.

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Will: What is a humanitarian?

Beverly(drunk): Like a vegetarian but with people.

Will(calling up Hannibal): You make me sick!