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remus: can i have a venti vanilla latte with, uh… seven espresso shots?

sirius: jesus christ, just do cocaine

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sirius: you’re such a gold digger, moony!

remus: what?!

sirius: yeah, you heard me!

remus: if i was a gold digger, why would i be interested in you?! you just got disinherited! i’d be the worst gold digger in the world!

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james: so did you kiss him?

sirius: no. look, remus might actually be my future husband, okay? i want our first kiss to be perfect

peter: aww. so you chickened out like a little bitch huh

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peter, filing in paperwork for Sirius at the hospital bc he has a broken arm: okay so who do you want as your emergency contact?

sirius: uh, remus, i guess

peter: okay… “relationship to the contact”, ohhh boy this could take a while

sirius:

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sam: i don’t have “rizz”, i have big brown eyes and many unsettling things to say

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Sirius: do you guys think I complain too much?

remus, walking into the room: what is sirius bitching about now

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Remus: *bleeding out*

Sirius: quick, what’s your blood type?!

Remus: why would I know?

Sirius: what?! Why would you NOT know?

Remus: who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Sirius: how can you not know your blood type but know that?!

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Sirius: were you checking out my ass?

Remus: what?! No!

Sirius, genuinely concerned: why not what’s wrong with it

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Sirius: If you want my advice—

Harry: No offence, Sirius, but you’re the last person we want relationship advice from.

Draco: Yeah, you thought your husband was the traitor.

Sirius: In my defence, he also thought I was the traitor.

Remus: It’s true. We’re on the same wavelength like that.

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Sirius: it’s so cute when Remus

James:

James: it’s so cute when Remus…?

Sirius: yeah

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hey i noticed you sometimes tag a ship or a character that's not mentioned and not relevant to the post, would you mind not doing that please? it makes it harder for people to find the kind of stuff they are actually looking for, thx xx

sure!! I’ll try to be more attentive to that, it’s just that it’s already suggested so I don’t have to actually type anything haha

sorry and thx ☺️ ❤️

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Remus: well maybe I don’t like having a boyfriend girls stare at all the time!

Sirius: how is it my fault girls stare at me?!

Remus: oh please. You could look worse if you wanted to

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*on twitter*

Regulus: like for a tbh

Regulus: @sirius ur ugly

Sirius: I didn’t even like this?

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Harry: hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held

Voldemort:

Voldemort: …are you okay?

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Remus: okay imagine if, hypothetically, we kissed

Sirius: I’m already hypothetically getting hard

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Remus: I’m in love with Sirius

Lily: I’m sorry?

Remus: I said I’m in love with—

Lily: No, I heard you the first time. I’m just sorry

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Sirius: James! Are you having sex with my brother?!

James: well not right now