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hey i noticed you sometimes tag a ship or a character that's not mentioned and not relevant to the post, would you mind not doing that please? it makes it harder for people to find the kind of stuff they are actually looking for, thx xx

sure!! I’ll try to be more attentive to that, it’s just that it’s already suggested so I don’t have to actually type anything haha

sorry and thx ☺️ ❤️

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Remus: well maybe I don’t like having a boyfriend girls stare at all the time!

Sirius: how is it my fault girls stare at me?!

Remus: oh please. You could look worse if you wanted to

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*on twitter*

Regulus: like for a tbh

Regulus: @sirius ur ugly

Sirius: I didn’t even like this?

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Iwaizumi: there’s nothing in the fridge

Oikawa: you could always eat me

Matsuaka: do you realize there’s other people in the room when you say this shit

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Harry: hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held

Voldemort:

Voldemort: …are you okay?

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Remus: okay imagine if, hypothetically, we kissed

Sirius: I’m already hypothetically getting hard

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Remus: I’m in love with Sirius

Lily: I’m sorry?

Remus: I said I’m in love with—

Lily: No, I heard you the first time. I’m just sorry

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Sirius: James! Are you having sex with my brother?!

James: well not right now

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Sirius: Why is Harry standing in the corner?

Ron: Remus and Harry were arguing, Harry lost his temper and told Remus he hated him. Remus said he wasn’t surprised because he hated himself too. Harry was so distraught that he grounded himself

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James: so… when’s your birthday?

Regulus: why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weakness? So you can destroy me?

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Sirius: hey wanna go get lunch?

Remus: oh, I already ate with James. What did you want?

Sirius: well I wanted loyalty, but I guess that’s off the table

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Harry: damn why does Voldemort hate me so much

Ron: maybe he’s homophobic

Harry: …but I’m not gay

Ron: you’re not?

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Regulus: how many times do I have to apologize?!

James: literally one time

Regulus:

Regulus: yeah, I can’t do it

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Sirius: lily is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Remus, under his breath: I wish…

Sirius: what was that?

Remus, loudly: I said “that bitch”

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James: you hated your childhood! You had a terrible time!

Regulus: I’ve never said that

James: you didn’t have to. I just look at you now and work on backwards

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Remus: babe, I know I said I’d hype you up so you look better than your brother, but-

Sirius: I know, I shouldn’t compre myself to others. We’re all in our own journey

Remus: What? Who the hell told you that? I was gonna say that, if things start going downhill, I’ll pretend to choke and you can save my life in front of everyone

Sirius: I love you. Thank you for not trying to make me a better person

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Harry: people who sleep with their phones on silent really don’t care about anybody

Draco: if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and god