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men who are detectives be like “he’s my partner” ..... ok you gay bitch 🤨
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Rex: Due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
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Speed: What exactly is your relationship with the Inspector?
Racer X: Strictly professional. Just friends.
Speed: So are you colleagues or are you friends?
Racer X: We are colleagues with benefits.
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Speed: I'm going to bed.
Mom: It’s noon.
Speed: Time isn't real.
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Racer X: No more coming out, if you cant tell I'm gay from the everything at me, you don't deserve to know.
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Spritle: Hey Speed, what does coffee taste like?
Speed: Unfortunately not as good as it smells.
Spritle: Oh.
Spritle: Like shampoo.
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Spritle: I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have any more food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment.
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Racer X: It's so hot out.
Inspector Detector: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all black.
Racer X: This is a summer shade of black.
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Speed: I wanna kiss you.
Trixie: Okay.
Trixie: Anything else you wanna do?
Speed: Pass chemistry.
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Racer X: Becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.
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Speed: Shhh, Pops is coming!
Trixie: Quick, Sparky, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Sparky: Ya know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Trixie: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.
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This blog is so wonderful thank u

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Speed: Don't you ever say anything encouraging?
Racer X: I encourage you not to die.
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Racer X: I had to die in order to get my life together.
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Spritle: Oh, I am so relieved you found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Speed: You haven't done anything to annoy me in like, five hours, so I knew something was wrong.
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Speed: What are you doing?
Trixie: Homework.
Speed: There was class today?
Trixie: Yeah...
Speed: I thought it was a long weekend?
Trixie: It's Wednesday...
Speed: Oh, so it's almost the weekend again? Oh well, no point in going now.
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