#source: suite life of zack and cody

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Do you have the pass key?

Zatanna: No, I'm just gonna say open sesame.

Zatanna: Of course I've got the pass key.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?

Agatha: Well I must look gorgeous right now because I’m furious!

[theunmappedstar]

Sophie, to Tam: Look could you stop insulting Keefe? His life is pathetic enough without you.

Sophie, to Keefe: Don't say I never defend you.

Keefe: Can I say you never defend me well??

[emmikay]

Hecuba: Paris, don’t you have something to say to your brother?

Paris, to Hector: I’m sorry I flicked flour in your face.

Hecuba: Hector?

Hector: I’m sorry you’re my brother.

[incorrectfexi]

lexi: i'm a girl with VERY mature interests

fez: such as?

lexi: politics... culture... PG 13 movies…

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Incorrect Manga Quote 32

(Loid teaching 16-year-old Anya how to drive to get a Stella)

Loid: Alright, Anya, first thing's first; have you adjusted your mirrors?

Anya: All three of them! And I can see myself perfectly!

Loid: Ha ha, no, no, no, Anya. They're not for vanity. Your rear-view mirrors are for seeing the view to your rear.

Anya: ... (looks at her butt)

Loid: Not your behind. Behind you.

Anya: But I won't be able to see myself having fun!

Loid: Well, driving a motor vehicle is not fun. It's serious business. Now, are you going to buckle your seatbelt?

Anya: I was going to, but my uniform just wrinkles so easily so I thought-

Loid: Just do it.

Anya: But my uniform-

Loid: It's the law!

Anya: (buckles her seatbelt)

Loid: Great. Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?

Anya: (proudly) You mean, the PRNDL?

Loid: ... the what?

Anya: The PRNDL!

Loid: ... are you referring to the shift-lever that says "P-R-N-D-L?'

Anya: Ugh, I'm not a child, papa! I know how to spell PRNDL!

Loid: (getting frustrated) It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for "park, reverse, neutral, drive, and LOW!"

Anya: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!

Loid: (sarcastic) Oh! I'm sorry! Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio?! Would you like AAAAAMMM or FMMMM?!?!!

Anya: You're making me a nervous wreck!

Loid: I'm trying to keep you from causing a wreck!

Anya: We're not even moving!

Loid: (calms himself down to remember this is for his mission/because he loves Anya) ... okay... let's just start over, shall we?

Anya: Yeah.

Loid: Is the key in the ignition?

Anya: For over an hour now.

Loid: Well, that's because you had to go back inside and eat some peanuts. Twice.

Anya: Well, excuse me for not wanting to drive on an empty stomach!

Loid: (exasperated sigh) Start the engine.

Anya: (starts the car)

Loid: Now put the car in drive.

Anya: ...

Loid: ... that's the "D" on the PRNDL.

[charmingradiobelle]

Charlie: we are here to learn how to treat each other with dignity and respect.

Vaggie: so shut up and listen!

[waterfire1848]

Charlie: Why isn’t Alastor talking?

Husk: He needs a new microphone.

Vaggie: Come on. There’s nothing wrong with the one he has.

Alastor, without his radio audio: Oh, yes there is. Now, fix it Princess!

[chaoticwarrior]

Bloodgood: Are you through with your shenanigans?

Heath: Nope. I’m think I’m going to shenan- again.

[silvershewolf247]

Andy: Do you like coloring?

Tiffany: I sure do, kiddo! In the first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the “Enchanted Pony Island Coloring Book”!

Andy: You’re weird.

Chucky: He’s got you pegged.

[Andy kicks Tiffany’s shin]

Tiffany: Ow! Little boy, don’t you know it’s not nice to kick people in the shin?

[Andy steps on Tiffany’s foot]

Tiffany: Ow! Look, Kid, I know Santa, and someone just made the Naughty List!

Andy: I’m Jewish!

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Electra: So what's going on with you?

Bombalurina: Boyfriend problems, but you guys are too young to hear about that sort of stuff.

Electra: I have a boyfriend.

Etcetera: I have two, plus a girlfriend!

Jemima: I'm divorced.

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Hayley: Could you please stop insulting Tane? His life is pathetic enough without you

Hayley, to Tane: Don't say I never defend you.

Tane: Can I say you never defend me well?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tommy: Billy drives?

Agatha: Yeah, but not very fast. That’s why it took us five hours to get here.

[incorrectswordcatcherquotes]

Conor: I will put down an “A” to make “A”.

Joss: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”.

Antonetta: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.

Kel: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGTAPHIC”.

Joss: *flips the board*

[emmikay]

Ed: I fixed it!

Mustang: What did you fix?

Ed: Everything, bastard.

(loud crash and explosion upstairs)

Ed: Except that.

[incorrectfexi]

rue: we lost lexi

ash: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!

fez: you forget to cherish her