#source: suite life of zack and cody

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?

Natasha: Well I must be gorgeous right now because I’m furious!

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I can be sensitive.

Dick, walking out of the bathroom in panic: I just found a gray hair!

Damian: Congrats, grandma.

Dick:

Tim: Way to be sensitive.

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: we are here to learn how to treat each other with dignity and respect.

Vaggie: so shut up and listen!

[wisefoxluminary]

Ken: Allan, make some ocean noises so I can get to sleep.

Allan: Whoosh

Ken: More like a French beach

Allan: .....

Ken: Le whooosh?

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Incorrect Manga Quote 32

(Loid teaching 16-year-old Anya how to drive to get a Stella)

Loid: Alright, Anya, first thing's first; have you adjusted your mirrors?

Anya: All three of them! And I can see myself perfectly!

Loid: Ha ha, no, no, no, Anya. They're not for vanity. Your rear-view mirrors are for seeing the view to your rear.

Anya: ... (looks at her butt)

Loid: Not your behind. Behind you.

Anya: But I won't be able to see myself having fun!

Loid: Well, driving a motor vehicle is not fun. It's serious business. Now, are you going to buckle your seatbelt?

Anya: I was going to, but my uniform just wrinkles so easily so I thought-

Loid: Just do it.

Anya: But my uniform-

Loid: It's the law!

Anya: (buckles her seatbelt)

Loid: Great. Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?

Anya: (proudly) You mean, the PRNDL?

Loid: ... the what?

Anya: The PRNDL!

Loid: ... are you referring to the shift-lever that says "P-R-N-D-L?'

Anya: Ugh, I'm not a child, papa! I know how to spell PRNDL!

Loid: (getting frustrated) It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for "park, reverse, neutral, drive, and LOW!"

Anya: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!

Loid: (sarcastic) Oh! I'm sorry! Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio?! Would you like AAAAAMMM or FMMMM?!?!!

Anya: You're making me a nervous wreck!

Loid: I'm trying to keep you from causing a wreck!

Anya: We're not even moving!

Loid: (calms himself down to remember this is for his mission/because he loves Anya) ... okay... let's just start over, shall we?

Anya: Yeah.

Loid: Is the key in the ignition?

Anya: For over an hour now.

Loid: Well, that's because you had to go back inside and eat some peanuts. Twice.

Anya: Well, excuse me for not wanting to drive on an empty stomach!

Loid: (exasperated sigh) Start the engine.

Anya: (starts the car)

Loid: Now put the car in drive.

Anya: ...

Loid: ... that's the "D" on the PRNDL.

[waterfire1848]

Charlie: Why isn’t Alastor talking?

Husk: He needs a new microphone.

Vaggie: Come on. There’s nothing wrong with the one he has.

Alastor, without his radio audio: Oh, yes there is. Now, fix it Princess!

[incorrect-one-piece-quotes]

Robin: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Luffy: I don't care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense to me.

[captainofthestrangestship]

Kirk: Would you two stop fighting?

Spock: We are not fighting. We are having a creative discussion.

McCoy: We are too fighting!

Spock: Creative discussion.

McCoy: Fight!

Spock: Discussion!

McCoy: Fight!

Kirk: I can't believe you're actually having a fight about if you're having a fight!

[autumnwoodsdreamer]

Grogu: I am not giving up on you just like you didn’t give up when teaching me the alphabet!

Din: But that took four years!

Grogu: And now I know my ABD’s.

[tupayapsina]

Ruby: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you're angry?

Weiss: Well I must be gorgeous right now because I'm furious!

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: Are you through with your shenanigans?

Kaito: Nope. I think I am going to shenan-again.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Wanda, I cut my finger again. Can you kiss it?

Wanda: Y/N, I’ve already kissed it five times.

Y/N: I think I cut my lips.

Wanda, smirking: Nice try.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Tim, don't you have something to say to your brother?

Tim, to Damian: I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.

Bruce: Damian?

Damian: I'm sorry you're my brother.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Alice: I will put down “A” to make “A”

Bree: I will add to you “A” to make it “AT”

Sel: I will add to your “AT” to make “RAT”

William: I will add on to your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”

Sel: *flips board*

[nico-drives-badly]

You’ve got your

[zootopiathingz]

Papa: how do you LOSE A WOMAN??!

Luigi: you forget to cherish her.