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[On twitter]

Jimin: like for a tbh

Jimin: @ seokjin tbh you kinda ugly

Seokjin: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE

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[investigating a crime]

Namjoon: it looks like they may all be victims

Yoongi: aren’t we all victims?

Yoongi: of being born?

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I accidentally cackled WAY too loud and it’s so late oh no

baby: u-uh

mother: he's about to say his first word!

baby:

baby: uh and thats a long ass ride

mother:

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jisung: *is mean to jaemin*

jaemin: i created you

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lucas: what goes up and never comes down?

kun: the amount of stress you bring into my life

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taeyong, entering haechan's room: why are you naked?

haechan: i-i dont have any clothes

taeyong: *opens his closet*

taeyong: what are you saying, you have shirts, pants, socks, hi mark, more shirts, jackets-

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Felix: a bicycle is just an acoustic motorcycle

Felix: minty is just cold spicy

Chan: Stop it’s psychically hurting

#incorrect skz #stray kids #skz #incorrect stray kids #han jisung #bang chan #jisung #incorrect kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect bts #incorrect nct #incorrect twice #incorrect ateez #stray kids memes #shitpost #kpop memes #lee felix #hwang hyunjin

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Jungkook, texting in gc: does mace work on birds

Jungkook: if a heron is attacking me will a mace be an effective deterrent

Jungkook: time sensitive question please respond

#s; tumblr #bts #incorrect kpop #incorrect bangtan #incorrect bts #bangtan boys #bangtan sonyeondan #jeon jungkook #bts memes #kpop memes #shitpost #incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect texts #bts incorrect quotes #kim taehyung #park jimin #min yoongi

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[in the midst of battle]

Jungkook: ‘tis but a scratch

Namjoon: a scratch? your arm’s off

#bts #incorrect bts #incorrect bangtan #incorrect kpop #jeon jungkook #kim namjoon #bangtan boys #bangtan sonyeondan #kpop incorrect quotes #bts incorrect quotes #bts memes #kpop memes #namkook #kpop incorrect texts #incorrect quotes #kpop shitpost #shitpost #park jimin #kim taehyung

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Johnny: So what do you have planned for the future?

Jungwoo: Lunch.

Johnny: No, like long term.

Jungwoo: Oh… um, dinner?

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Hongjoong: you can’t listen to Africa by Toto 56 times in one day

Mingi:

#ateez #incorrect ateez #song mingi #kim hongjoong #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect bangtan #incorrect skz #choi san #choi jongho #kang yeosang #park seonghwa #kpop #kpop shitpost #kq fellaz #incorrect ateez quotes #jung wooyoung #stray kids #incorrect quotes

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Wooyoung: what is obama’s last name?

Mingi: care

Wooyoung: thank you

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Minho: *laying on satanic pentagram* here we go! Rock n’ roll buckaroo!

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I this really made me cover my mouth with my hand and jolted with cringe

WIGGLING AIR?

Jae: Music is just wiggling air.

Sungjin: Don't do this. Don't do this to me today.

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This is me and I don’t know how to explain

Changkyun: Sorry I was late, I was just fantasizing about being in a coma.

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Lucas: I hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" as if I know.

Lucas: "What's going on in that head of yours?" Nothing I want to be a part of.

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