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Dialogue prompt

"But what if I can’t be as good as you?"

"My dear child, I don’t want you to become like me. I want you to become the happiest version of yourself."

A half human child to its deity parent.

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"Are you crying? Who hurt you?"

"Me, actually. I overthought about this one time in class I called the teacher mommy."

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"I thought we decided to not use physical violence."

"Yes? I’m not doing anything to you, I’m just walking by."

"Yes but the physical apparence of your face is a threat."

Hero and villain or just siblings?

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"You are a selfish, manipulative and evil piece of garbage."

"Yes. And you are yourself. Now that we're done with the insults, can we finally fight? I’m getting bored."

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"I started seeing someone."

"You mean a date, a psychiatrist or an hallucination?"

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"Wait, you guys are dating?"

"Why do you look so surprised? We’re always together."

"Yes, always together fighting and insulting each other."

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A and B are enemies.

A "Did it hurts?"

B "What? When I fell from heaven? Oh please it-"

*A punchs B in the face.*

A "Oh man, why do I never do the things in the right order?"

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A "I don’t want to sound dramatic but I would die for Ben."

B "That’s very dramatic of you."

A "How could you be so heartless? Ben is super important to me!"

B "Ben is the name of your favorite spoon."

A "Don’t act like you don’t have a favorite spoon."

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Writing prompt

A 9years old finds an old notebook in a box when visiting relatives. The kid starts to use it as a diary. Some days later a demon pops up at the door, really pissed about all the abusive behavior he has read in his summoning book.

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"I don’t think it’s smart for you to base all your battle strategies only on explosions."

"I’m everything but smart." *explosives noises.*

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"I’m obviously the strongest one villain between the three of us, I can kill someone with a single drop of my blood."

"Amateur. My mind is able to control the density of oxygen in the atmosphere."

"I use negative energy to cause nuclear explosions." *eating ice cream directly from the ice cream truck.* "And I have depression."

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"How can you forgive me after everything I have done to you?"

"Because I have done worse to myself."

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"You seem abnormally calm."

"Oh I know I’ve been doing yoga."

"Did you kill the yoga instructor?"

"Yeah it was soothing. I feel all better."

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"So you did what? Nevermind, I’m going back to bed. I’m too tired for this kind of sh*t."

"Can I come with you? I can be your comfort blanket."

"You sound more like an anxiety blanket but sure."

Tired and Tiring.

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"We've made a mistake."

"Which one?"

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"You? You were supposed to be dead!"

"I’m never what people expect me to be."

"Sound a lot like my dad."

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Dialogue Prompt

"Come on, be serious, I know you have feelings for me."

"Yes. Disgust. How did you guess?"