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why am i seeing people lowkey dickride john walker all of a sudden

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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PARK SUNG HOON as CHO HYUN-JU in — Squid Game Season 2 (2024)

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another one thank you

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KNIGHT KANG DAE-HO MASTERLIST

art by my lovely friend thevampkisser on twt!

* indicates 18+ content

wildflower

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WILDFLOWER

part of the knight!kang dae-ho x princess!reader series!

my very first series alert? i hope you guys enjoy!

summary: a handsome new knight has been assigned to you as your personal guard.

warnings: none?? readers lowk annoying dae-ho most of the time lmao

word count: 1,807

notes: i’m sorry if this isn’t accurate it is fiction after all 💔 also although i didn’t use a pic of it i picture knight dae-ho’s hair to look like kang ha-neul’s during the love reset promo era!

it had been a while since you had been assigned a new knight.

usually, you got rid of them pretty quickly. your tendency to bombard them with questions, disregard their rules, and go places without them normally made them exasperated enough to get a new assignment.

your father the king had relented, seeing as there was no immediate danger you could be put in, and allowed for you to be without the company of a knight.

but now, an opposing faction has threatened war, and has been inching closer and closer towards the kingdom. despite your protests, you were assigned a knight, and given strict orders from your father to not “scare this one off.”

one of the first things you notice about the knight, introduced to you as sir dae-ho, is how handsome he is. sure, the other knights assigned to guard you were good looking as well, but there was something striking about dae-ho.

it was the way his hair sat, maybe, or the intenseness in his gaze. whatever it was, it was different. it made a warm feeling set into your chest, but you quickly pushed it down, knowing it didn’t mean anything.

your schedule today was bare, and usually on days like this you’d go for a walk or see the horses or read or paint, but today you desperately wanted to go to your secret spot in the garden, a spot you had found when you were younger, (back when you were still made to go to lessons in the mornings) and frequented on unoccupied days. it was a spot that was just for you; no one knew about it.

you turn to the knight, skirt of your gown swishing slightly as you did so.

“i need some time alone.” you prepare for the inevitable resistance this got you with the other knights; “i can’t let you do that, princess,” “i must accompany you, princess.”

but the knight responds simply with “no, princess,” before smoothly asking “is there anything in particular you want to do today?”

that was new.

it takes you a moment to respond after being shut down so quickly. the other knights were much more apologetic when it came to denying you something, and were also much quicker to relent when you pressed them. you could tell this wasn’t the case with dae-ho.

“let’s go see the horses?” you ask, turning and walking in the direction of the stables. you hear the knight walking behind you, his armor clinking.

you were honestly a bit wary to take up your usual disobedient antics with this new knight to begin with, because your father had given you a stern lecture about how much danger the family and kingdom were in.

but having gotten a feel for sir dae-ho’s disposition, even if it was only for a few moments so far, has made you even more secure in your resolve to not make as much trouble as you normally would have.

arriving at the stable, you go straight towards your usual horse, a chestnut-haired stallion who had no name, but was your chosen steed from a very young age because of his unique white birthmark running down the length of his jaw on the right side.

dae-ho follows close behind you, standing at a modest distance away from you and the horse.

“do you want to go for a ride today? would you like me to get the stablehand?” his voice is quiet, yet firm.

you shake your head. today was just for a visit.

after spending some time with the horses, you’re called in to lunch. this is normally when you and the knight go your own separate ways before meeting back up again after, but strangely dae-ho stands at the wall of the dining room as you sit in your chair.

mealtimes are simple. usually you eat either alone or with your female staff; you only eat with your entire family on very special occasions. it’s at these kinds of special occasions that knights tend to be more present in the dining room.

you open your mouth to question him, but remembering the differing circumstances you’re in now, you turn your head back to the meal in front of you.

once mealtime ends, you spend the rest of the day by going to the library to read, finding clay because you’ve decided you want to try sculpting, and walking through the gardens to pick flowers. through it all, the knight stands firmly behind you, and through it all, makes no attempts to reciprocate your own attempts at conversation.

eventually you are taken to your quarters. once again, you’re surprised to catch a glimpse of the knight standing by the wall of your door just as you close it. this time the answer comes much easier; your father’s heightened anxiety as to your wellbeing. oh well. you leave the knight at his post and begin getting ready for bed.

you wonder if the knight will continue to be so closed off, or if you can manage to get him to talk a little.

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morning comes, and with it a bright, warm day. you decide that today would be a good day to go for a horseback ride.

after getting ready with the help of your handmaidens, (although you wish you could get ready alone) you make your way to the dining room for breakfast, dae-ho in tow.

you have to admit it’s a bit of an adjustment for you to have a knight in the room with you while you eat; the familial mealtime gatherings that knights are usually present at are such a rare occurrence for you that you haven’t gotten a chance to get accustomed to the feeling.

nevertheless, you do your best to ignore him while you eat breakfast. once you’re done, and the dishes have been collected by the staff, you make your way to where the knight stands diligently against the wall.

“i think i’d like to go for a horseback ride today.” you tell him half over your shoulder as you turn to leave the dining room.

out of the corner of your eye, you catch the tail end of his affirmative nod as he wordlessly follows, walking at a respectable distance behind you.

as you make your way to the stables, you find walking in the dress you chose to wear to be a bit harder of a task than you’d thought. for a moment you consider going back to the castle and changing, but you don’t want to spend more time with the knight than necessary, and going back meant him following too. so you decide to see the day through in your current attire.

arriving at the stables, the knight stops you from going to get a stablehand yourself with a simple “i’ll get your horse, your highness,” before making his way into the stable himself. within a few minutes, the knight is leading your steed out by the reins, and you see a stablehand following him with a stronger, taller looking horse, obviously one meant to handle the weight a knight and his armor would bear down on him.

of course the knight would accompany you on your leisure ride. it was infuriating, but you know saying anything about it would get you nowhere. so you stay quiet and graciously accept dae-ho’s help when he offers a hand to boost you onto the horse.

as soon as the knight’s all mounted, you start, going down the usual path, well-worn from years of use. as you move along, you notice the wildflowers that line the trail, their colors, made more vibrant by the sunshine, making you smile. you turn your head to point them out to the knight, but nearly fall off the horse midway through because of your dress. grateful that you didn’t end up falling, you meekly turn back around.

but the dress, as you suspected, continues to be a hassle because it keeps you from properly keeping your feet in the stirrups. you do your best to stay on the horse anyway, but somewhere along the trail your shoes lose their grip and you miss the stirrups. startled by this, your body jolts and you actually fall off the horse, hard, onto the ground.

as you pull yourself up and keel over, trying to breathe after getting the air knocked out of you from the fall, you feel a sharp pain lance up your leg. but you also feel yourself being lifted from the ground, and the coolness that emanates from the knight’s metal armor hits your skin.

you’ve fallen, and the knight’s picked you up.

“let’s get you inside,” he says, gently adjusting you in his arms before walking back the way you came.

weakly, you crane your head to look up at the knight. you’re surprised by how raspy your voice sounds when you ask him “what about the horses?”

the knight’s lighthearted chuckle surprises you even further. “don’t worry about them, they’re following us.”

sure enough, when you move your head to look, you see both horses obediently trotting along behind the two of you. now that you think of it, your horse had stopped in its tracks as soon as you fell off. you hadn’t realized they were that well trained.

the knight makes his way up to the infirmary with you in his arms. you knew the knights were strong; to be able to continuously walk around and fight in all that armor, they had to be. but despite carrying armor and a princess, dae-ho hasn’t broken a sweat.

ever so gently, the knight lays you down onto a bed in the infirmary while a member of the staff comes over to check on you.

they come to the conclusion that you’ve sprained your ankle, badly enough to not be able to walk on your own but not badly enough that you’d need anything more than a few days of rest for it to properly heal. with this information, dae-ho picks you up and takes you to your quarters.

once again, he gingerly lays you down on the sheets of your bed, making sure to elevate your ankle on a spare pillow. confident that you’re all settled, he steps back from your bed, hands crossed and behind his back as always.

“i guess i won’t have to follow you around as much as you thought i would for the next few days, hm?”

he was right. with you on bedrest, there was no reason for you the knight to consistently be in your company; he’d simply be outside your door.

and although you’re not the biggest fan of the knight, you are also not the biggest fan of having to be cooped up in your room.

these were going to be a long few days.

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KANG DAE-HO NSFW ALPHABET

kang dae-ho x fem!reader

by the request of one of my twt moots!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

aftercare king! somehow always knows what you need after sex, whether that be a bath or just a washcloth between the legs. he doesn’t ever have to ask, it just comes to him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

dae-ho’s a big fan of his pecs and arms, because he’s worked hard for them and he also knows what they do to you.

on you, he’s not the type to pick a favorite. he loves all of you, equally.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he likes to cum inside but also enjoys the sight of his cum on your tits. he’ll obviously use a condom/pull out if you don’t want him to cum inside.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

enjoys getting pegged, and i mean really enjoys it. he gets a little bit anxious when it comes to asking for it, though.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

listen, he’s 37 years old. he’s obviously got some experience under his belt, but he was never one to sleep around. he’s had a couple partners in his life so he does know what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

bigggg missionary lover. he likes that he can see your face and also that he can go deep. but he also likes when you ride him because well, easy access to the boobs.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

not very goofy because the act of sex is very important and meaningful to him, but isn’t afraid to be a bit silly here and there.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

pretty neatly groomed, not bald because he thinks that looks weird but not a crazy bush either.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

very very intimate. to him, the act of sex is more than just the physical aspect of it, so he’s very into the romantic part of it too.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

doesn’t jack off often because if he feels the need to he’ll just find you, but he will do it if he’s away from you. not the kind of guy to get off to porn, he much prefers thinking of you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

big into breeding (he’s used to big families so he wants one of his own!) and loves being edged.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he’s pretty safe and loves the bedroom or shower.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

if you wear something a bit different from what you normally do, he’s all over you. he also loves when you stand up for yourself. that gets him going as well.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

nothing along the lines of cnc/noncon, or anything that involves hurting you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he likes getting head but lovesss giving it way more. and he’s very good at it too, memorizes all the spots that are particularly pleasurable for you and makes sure he hits them.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it all depends on what you both want. if you’re both desperate, his pace will obviously reflect that and he’ll go faster. most of the time, though, he prefers to be slow and deep rather than too rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

not a fan. prefers sex to be very intimate and full of love, which he doesn’t feel is conveyed properly in a quickie. if times are desperate, he won’t say no, however.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

dae-ho doesn’t do much experimenting of his own unless you want to, in which case he’s game to give it a try, but he is also very quick to establish limits between the both of you to create a safe environment.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he can last a good few rounds because of his increased stamina from marines training, but obviously won’t go on if you can’t continue.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesn’t own toys of his own but he’s not opposed to trying them out with you!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

dae-ho doesn’t do much teasing, but he loves getting teased himself.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

dae-ho is loud so sex with people in the vicinity is a no go. lots of moans and groans and even whimpering. yum

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

loves it when you pull his hair during sex and will moan pretty loudly if you do.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i like to think dae-ho’s not ripped, he just has light muscle definition (🤤🤤). as for below the belt, he’s around 6 inches when soft and 7.5ish when hard.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

dae-ho isn’t crazy horny, but he gets into the mood a fair amount.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he won’t even think about falling asleep unless he’s absolutely sure you’re taken care of. once that’s done, he settles in behind you and dozes off.

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LIP GLOSS

kang dae-ho x fem! reader

prompt from this list! i hope you guys enjoy :)

summary: dae-ho really likes your latest purchase.

warnings: a hint of suggestive content towards the end but no smut

word count: 1,039

notes: 오빠 = oppa, jagi = babe/baby, also this is set a few years out of the games and reader and dae-ho have been dating for 3 of them.

you looked different.

you had gone out shopping with hyun-ju and jun-hee, leaving dae-ho alone for a couple hours. he expected you to come back with more than a few shopping bags (after all, you definitely had the money to spare), but he wasn’t expecting the three of you to get just-because makeovers at the beauty supply store.

of course, dae-ho had seen you in makeup before, and he thought the way you did it was beautiful. but something about the way you looked now was scratching his brain in just the right ways.

sure, the eyeliner that ringed your waterline, eyeshadow that dusted your lids, and blush that brought out your cheeks in just the right way looked amazing.

but what caught his eye most was your lips.

they really weren’t anything special, just a light glossy pink. natural. yet he couldn’t pull his eyes away.

it takes him a second to register that you’re speaking to him. when he does, he actually has to put a little effort into making eye contact with you.

“hm?” he says, a little disoriented.

“what’s gotten into you?” you laugh, setting down the shopping bags you’ve come home with. “i said your name like 4 times before you responded.”

“sorry,” he responds, beginning to move the shopping bags into your shared bedroom. “guess i’m just a little out of it today.”

“you sure?” you say as you follow him with the rest of the bags and rest a hand on his shoulder, causing him to freeze up a bit as he gets back up from setting the bags on the floor.

“yeah!” dae-ho effortlessly brushes off your concern, giving you a warm smile. he decides to switch the topic.

“how was shopping? i can already see you put some of the purchases to good use.” he says, gesturing to your made up face before making his way into the living room.

“oh no,” you laugh, going to the kitchen to get a glass of water. “i didn’t buy every product they tried on me. just the liner and…” you stop to take a sip.

your lip gloss leaves an imprint on the rim of the glass, one dae-ho can’t help but stare at.

“are you sure you’re okay?” you set the glass down and walk over to him, sitting next to him on the couch. “you’ve been acting weird ever since i got home.”

“i’m fine,” he says, giving you a soft smile. “what were you saying earlier? about the makeup?”

“oh yeah!” you sit up, going back to what you were saying. “i didn’t end up buying all the products she used on me. i liked the liner, so i got that, but i really liked….” you pause, digging through the pockets of your pants before coming up with a light pink box.

“this lip gloss!” you smile, holding up the box.

“what do you think of it?”

he freezes.

jesus. what didn’t he think of it?

ever since you walked into the house, wearing that fucking pink lip gloss, he wanted nothing more than to kiss you.

and now, he could. he scoots forward slightly, cupping your cheek in his palm. his hand is warm, curving to hold your cheek like it was crafted for this sole purpose.

you see his eyes snap to your lips the moment his hand makes contact with your skin.

oh.

that was what had him acting all weird.

it wasn’t like you’d never seen dae-ho flustered before. the first time he saw you in formal wear you thought he’d pass out. but to see him floundering over something as small as a new lip gloss?

oh well. might as well mess with him.

“오빠? do you like it?” you prompt him gently, seeing as he’s zoned out, while you open the box of the gloss and apply a new coat.

your voice pulls him out of his trance, and he quickly moves his hand away from your face. he watches, transfixed, as you swipe the applicator over your mouth and then use your thumb to wipe the corner of your lips.

shit.

it takes him a minute to respond, his mind replaying what you just did over and over again. your thumb rubbing away the excess gloss like it was absolutely nothing.

didn’t you understand the effect you had on him?

“yeah. yeah,” he manages to get out a response, blinking the image of your lips out of his head.

“it looks really nice on you, jagi.”

you beam at his compliment, drawing his attention to your mouth yet again.

“thanks,” you fiddle with the cap of the gloss absentmindedly.

“i figured you’d like it.”

he nods, trying not to stare at your lips too intently.

"i do." he says, looking away from you.

god, why is he so awkward around you still? he had been with you for three years. three. a new makeup product shouldn’t be making him this nervous.

your voice breaks him out of his thoughts.

“오빠?”

he looks up, locking eyes with you.

“do you want to kiss me?”

he swallows, adam’s apple bobbing. was it really that obvious?

dae-ho opens his mouth to speak, but he doesn’t get the chance to say anything because you’re scooting closer to him, hand resting on his cheek, warm against his skin.

and if that didn’t have his voice dying in his throat, your lips pressing against his sure did.

the kiss sparks fire along his veins, the slightly fruity taste of that fucking lip gloss, the scent of your perfume, the feel of your hand on his cheek all invading his senses.

it was everything he dreamed of and more.

eventually, you both break apart, chests heaving from the kiss. your eyes look up at him, that lip gloss smeared a bit across your mouth, the glint of your necklace resting between your breasts, rising and falling as you breathe.

with your hand still cupping his face, you tilt your head towards his other cheek to press a kiss to it. the gloss sticks; he can feel it drying on his skin.

when you pull back, you smile at him, soft and sweet.

fuck. he was in for it.

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dae-ho in new season three teasers ಥ‿ಥ

girlies, i'm scared for us 🙏🏻

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Claim your "I never hated Hwang Junho" card before season 3 comes out!

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love those p links for dae-ho!! cannot stop thinking about the first one, dae-ho would ABSOLUTELY suck and play with your tits while you ride him. (he would also whimper and get teary when he comes) could you maybe (please) write a blurb?

hi babe! thanks so much for your ask! i hope i did it justice :)

CLOSER

kang dae-ho x fem! reader

ask based off the first link on this post!

summary: dae-ho loves when you ride him.

warnings: smut, 18+ only. piv sex, riding, nipple play

word count: 147 (i think)

you’d been at this for a while.

sat in his lap, sweater pulled over your breasts as you rode dae-ho, hips moving fast in order to chase your high. his mouth is on your right nipple, one arm wrapped around your waist to hold you in place while the other rests on the mattress to hold himself—and you—upright.

you can’t help but moan. after all, his length is hitting just the right spots inside you. he bounces you up and down, and at this point you’re babbling nonsense because the feeling is so mind numbing you can’t even think.

and you’re still not done, your body still doesn’t get any rest, because his hand is coming up to your free breast, thumb rubbing over it gently before moving to pinch and pull at it lightly with two fingers.

it’s going to be a long night.

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women who like Drive (2011) are so valid and sexy. men who like Drive (2011) are not. hope this helps

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squid game s3 leak discussion under the cut. pls don’t read if you don’t want to be potentially spoiled.

only leak i believe is the myunggi and namgyu one.

dae-ho will live if i have anything to say about it btw. those episode titles looked a bit too crisp to be leak footage. they also don’t have big logos or anything like the namgyu and myunggi footage.

the gyeongseok leak could be plausible because i don’t think he died at the end of s2, but it also look a little fake to me.

the other stuff that one acc on twitter was talking about i find hard to believe. plus with AI now, anybody could make any sort of footage. but i guess we shall see in june!

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KANG DAE-HO TWITTER LINKS

decided i’d try my hand at one of these posts….

18+ only! you’ve gotta be logged into twitter for these to work.

this is just so dae-ho core i can’t explain it

riding him

he eats you out

he gets a little more vocal

fingering

he loves your tits

fucking and fingering

that’s all folks….(aka i didn’t find anymore i liked)

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LEON KENNEDY IS NOT AN INCESTUOUS R4PIST CHILD LOVER OR ANY OF THOSE AWFUL THINGS YOU POST WITH HIM!!! HE LIKES APPLE PIE, BAKING COOKIES, AND FIGHTING BIO-TERRORISM!!!