jamespotterlovesreggie

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One thing that really pisses me off about Voldemort is that he tried to kill Harry using magic.

He was a baby.

Just throw him at a fucking wall.

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Klaus and Five from The Umbrella Academy are literally Sirius and Regulus in another universe.

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This is how I think Remus commentated a Gryffindor vs Slytherin quidditch match.

Remus: WHAT THE FUCK THATS CLEARLY A FOUL . DO SOMETHING PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL !

McGonagall: Remus I've already told you no swearing.

3 minutes later ........

Remus: Gryffindor beater Sirius Black would like me to tell the well-known Gryffindor chaser James Potter to stop looking at Slytherin seeker Regulus Black’s arse ! McGonagall: Remus if you don't stop using foul language you will be banned from commentating. Remus: Ok ok I'm sorry I'll stop.

Another ten minutes later……

Remus: AND GRYFFINDOR SCORES AGAIN HAHA FUCK YOU SLYTHERINS !!!

McGonagall: REMUS LUPIN GET OFF THAT MICROPHONE NOW!

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Sorry my account has been kinda dead lately :(

DEAD LIKE THE MARAUDERS

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Me when Bellatrix k!lled fine shyt

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Regulus: (says something sexy to James in French) James: (has no idea what he said but blushes anyway) Sirius: ( does the same thing to Remus) Remus: I don't speak fucking baguette.

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James: Wherewolf ?

Sirius: (points to Remus) Therewolf.

Remus: Fuck off.

Peter: (pouts and points at Remus) Swearwolf.

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Them probably at some point in the 1960s .

Walburga:The gardeners have planted white roses when I specifically asked for red .

Sirius:You could always paint the roses red.

Walburga:What a stupid thing to say. Crucio.

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Sirius walks in on Jegulus making out.

Sirius: ( Screams) James: Sirius I can explain- Sirius : It's incest Regulus: No it isn't we aren't related Sirius: Oh and that makes it any better ! Regulus: Well it makes it not incest

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Update on the fic I'm working on.

I am still writing it , I know it was supposed to come out a month ago but I've been really busy.

Also ao3 only save drafts for a month so I've posted it and I will keep editing it.

If you want to read what I've written so far it's called The Return Of Wolfstar and the username is Jamespotterlovesreggie.

It's a re-write of the scene from POA but Wolfstar and mentioned Jegulus :)

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Growing up is realising Voldemort is just a massive hypocrite.

His dad was a muggle and his mum was a squib .

So he was barely a half-blood .

Like mate get a grip.

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Terribly - A Jegulus micro fic

Micro prompt challenge 07/02/25

@taylorswiftmicrofic

James had thought he and Regulus had the dorm room to themselves for at least another two hours . Oh how wrong he was.

“Hey Prongs , have you seen the map anywhere” Sirius asked . James hadn’t heard him come in , he froze as soon as he heard his best friend’s voice and he didn’t manage to say anything before Sirius spoke up again.

“Why the hell are you snogging my little brother?” Sirius said , his tone low and dangerous.

“Um I can expl-” James couldn’t even finish his sentence before Sirius left , presumably to get Moony.

Half an hour later Sirius returned with Remus. James had finally figured out what to say.

“I’m terribly sorry , we were trying to find a way to tell you”

“Were you even going to tell me ?” Sirius asked , James couldn’t even reply to this because they weren’t even going to tell him yet .

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Nightlight - A Jegulus micro fic

Micro prompt challenge 06/02/25

@taylorswiftmicrofic

He didn’t mean to keep bumping into Regulus at night , well he did but he would never admit it, There was just something soothing about sitting in the astronomy tower with him.

“Hey” James said.

“Merlin James , don’t sneak up on me like that” Regulus snapped , James knew he wasn’t actually angry .

“Sorry” James replied with a sheepish grin. He wasn’t sorry though because he thought Regulus looked so pretty sat there in the nightlight , he would never admit that though because if he did Regulus would probably hex him .

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Chapter - A Jegulus micro fic

micro prompt challenge 05/02/25 @taylorswiftmicrofic

“Baby , it’s time to put the book down we have a long day tomorrow” James said to his husband.

“One more chapter , then I swear we can sleep” Regulus looked at his husband with hopeful eyes.

“Fine but hurry up I’m so tired” James said while he smiled at Regulus adoringly.

He loves Regulus so much that he would quite literally sit awake for the whole night watching him read but he really was tired.

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Electric - A Jegulus micro fic

micro prompt challenge 03/02/25 @taylorswiftmicrofic

Regulus, Pandora , Barty and Evan were sat on a blanket near The Black Lake as it was a sunny day but the only thing Regulus could think about was James Fleamont Potter.

He was thinking about last week’s quidditch game , how afterwards James had managed to find him up in the astronomy tower on the same night , how he kissed Regulus and how Regulus wanted him to do it again.

So he re-told the story to his friends.

“I don’t know how to explain it but it felt electric, like there was literal electricity flowing through my veins”

Pandora said nothing but placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder. It was Barty who stifled a laugh.

“What’s so funny Bartemius” Regulus said with an icy glare.

“Well from the sounds of it reg , I’d say you’re in love with Potter”

“No I’m not” Regulus said that more to himself than Barty because it was true he was in love with James Potter.

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Bad Idea - A Jegulus micro fic

micro prompt challenge 02/02/25 @taylorswiftmicrofic

It was a nice and sunny day , they were home from Hogwarts for the summer and this one looked a little bit different as Sirius and Regulus now lived with the Potters . They were down at the beach and Sirius had been plotting with Barty to get Regulus in the water.

"This a bad idea Padfoot , I can guarantee this will not end well" James warned his best friend.

" Oh it'll be fine" Sirius replied , not listening to James.

"Okay it's your funeral" James already knew how Regulus would react and he wanted no part of it.

James got into a conversation with Remus when all of a sudden they heard a yell.

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK , I SWEAR TO MERLIN I WILL KILL YOU" Regulus yelled at his brother.

"It was Barty's idea I swear" Sirius was quite obviously nervous now .

"Oh really , Care to explain Bartemius." Regulus said in a low , dangerous tone.

"He's lying , it was all him" Barty was actually telling the truth for once.

Regulus couldn't be sure so he called James over . He knew James wouldn't lie because he loves Regulus so much potentially even more than he loves Sirius.

" Jamie my love , who's idea was it to throw me in the water" Regulus asked sweetly.

" It was Sirius's " James replied than immediately clapped his hand over his mouth when he realised what he said, this earnt him a glare from Sirius .

James was the next one to end up in the water.

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When James and Regulus have kids. James: You want me to call your Papa? Kids: Nooooooo!! James: Ha works every time they're scared to death of him. Regulus: Call me for what? James: AH Regulus my love-