jemmathebean

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Listen I'm not saying that after listening to a girl infodump about hrt facts to me that I totally fell in love with her all over again. But I will say I understand now why girls find it hot or cute when I do it about cooking science or gaming stuff.

It's hot like "hell yeah let the audhd out you adorable bean 💕🥰"

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Okidoke so anyways I have made a place for girls in my local area (transfems mostly) but JEEBUZ IT GOT SO GAY SO FAST THERE'S NOW A HIERARCHY OF BOTTOMS AND SUBS AND THE FEW SWITCHES BUT IT'S A GAY TORNADO AND THEY'RE ALL FROTTING AND OH GODDDDD

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God I'm so gay for cute girls like wtf

This ones girls so amazing too it's so comfy under her floorboards :3

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Brb busy being gay for a fellow transfem (who's adorable) if anyone needs to speak with me urgently please call my manager of complaints (my Chihuahua)

I shall be busy chatting up said cutie

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Valentine's day has to be one of the most horrid holidays ever

Way to remind people of how lonely they are smh

No hot girls to call me a good girl either ngl overall this Holiday suuuuuucks

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Guess what I learned folks?!

I have the absolute worst stuttering problem when talking to hot people

Like....unable to finish sentences bad which is very embarrassing when said hot person is teasing me

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5 posts!

I'd like to thank the community for this great achievement in my life thanks folks screw college or a fulfilling career I made five posts bish >:3

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Back on the topic of me causing a fire so anyways I was making fried eggs for the first time and I was learning well! But I got caught up in a conversation with a family member and next thing you know theres a raging oil fire in the kitchen cuz oopsy poopsy I'm a lil dingus

So anyways I put the flaming pan on the floor and watches the fire slowly die off cuz I couldn't find anything to put it out like a lid or whatever so my fabulous ass went "ah okay so Imma just stare at this thing

Artistic render of what I did to solve the problem

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Y'know not having anyone who sees this stuff is amazing since it means I can basically say whatever thoughts I have

So anyways I started an oil fire cuz I'm a lil silly goober

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Y'know some days I wonder how I sleep with all this dread of the future

Like damn bish you be schnoozin while the world burns around you? Not even gonna panic for an extra hour about your lack of control?

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Also do not check my profile people I suck at making things coherent so please spare your eyeballs

It resembles my brain as it is small dumb and even I dunno wtf is going on

Again do not go there peeps it is BAD

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I'M HERE I'M QUEER AND I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO ADD SOMETHING NEW TO THE END OF THIS