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I find being autistic like having a fruit salad, me over here I might have bananas and cherries and apples, but Jerry over there who is autistic too has watermelons, kiwis and berries. It's a different fruit salad for everyone else.

BUT IF YOU HAVE JUST ONE ORANGE KAREN IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE AUTISTIC

So stop saying "Everyone is a little bit autistic" thank you very much

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Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird

Me, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird

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OMG THAT WAS ME

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

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Okay so I'm playing Life Is Strange: True Colours and I have a smaaaaall minuscule question...

HOW THE HELL DO YOU CHOOSE BETWEEN RAILING RYAN OR STEPH?!

No because hear me out, my pansexual ass is literally going insane about these two! They're both hot as fuuuuuck, she is literally the bold bitch that could keep me in her chokehold and I'd thank her (also she plays D&D which I LOVE) and he is this cute botanical nerd that would tell you about the fauna and flora, also he has this look of scrawny wolverine FOR WHICH I LIVE BITCH.

I chose Ryan just because both was not an option, and I'm sure most people are choosing Steph so let's get some action for my boy here.

WHY ISN'T THERE THE OPTIONS TO GET BOTH OF THEM?!

I mean let's be honest, in the original Life Is Strange there was no competition between Chloe and Warren, yes boy you shall be cute but nothing compared to the queen of blue hair herself, so that was it. BUT BETWEEN RYAN AND STEPH?!?!?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND?!

Life Is Strange team I'm coming for you

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GOLD

If you did the respective girlfriends that would be SO COOL😍

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I love how after Narnia, Ben Barnes was like "I think I will be evil and slutty now" and he has never looked back

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OKAY someone asked me to add a couple of characters so HERE WE GO BABES

DORIAN GRAY - The Picture of Dorian Gray

Ok so the fact that you remember this movie says a lot about you. Either you like this movie bc Ben is this cute little devil or you're lying. I'm right and you know it. You probably like Dark Academia aesthetic and dream of being corrupted by the devil like our Dorian. Also, I think you like chocolate cake. Just my feeling. But even if your taste in movies is a tad controversial, we still love you babes.

BENJAMIN - Gold digger

Well I sure didn't expect to see this character requested. You are truly a fan that wants to see as much as they can about their favourite actor. Good job loves! Based on the character you seem like a very chill person that seems mysterious but at the same time likes a simple life. Also, do you have a kink for relationships with a big age difference? Let me know cuz I'm curious.

CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE BEN BARNES' CHARACTER AND I'LL DESCRIBE YOU

PRINCE CASPIAN - Chronicles of Narnia

Ok babes you have been with this man for a while, you followed him since the beginning and your crush just grew stronger. If you like Caspian you probably are still close to your childhood, you have great imagination and you dream of living your Mamma Mia fantasy in Greece or Italy with a hot Mediterranean hunk.

LOGAN DELOS - Westworld

Well... let's just say you like toxic men, shall we? I get the appeal of Logan, I mean he's raw and sexy, but also cruel and ruthless so GIRL RUN. You probably have some issues you need to overcome but you still enjoy a bad guy from time to time (literally cuz you probably like period dramas or things like that). I would say you are adventurous and your favorite movie is Jumanji (don't tell me how I know it)

BILLY RUSSO - The Punisher

Oh boy another bad guy. Let me just say this: daddy issues. This man is not for everyone, but he still caught your interest. You admire people who go against the system and look damn good while doing it. You like superhero movies (duh) and would like for Ben to come back in the MCU. Also also, I imagine you also have Stockholm Syndrome so pls get some help.

THE DARKLING - Shadow and Bone

Another bad guy? Seriously?! This is the newest addition to the bad guys squad: he is evil, ambitious and manipulative. At this point if you chose any of the last three guys, you're from the dark side baby. But if you chose the General, you enjoy a good fantasy book and a morally grey character. Hardcore fans would argue that his portrayal is not as evil as the Book's Darkling, but still. Watch the bitches trying to defend this bastard from all the atrocities he did.

I am the bitches.

SIRIUS BLACK - The Marauders

BITCH I know he was just fancast but I've seen more Ben Barnes' Sirius Black than Gary Oldman's. You are probably delusional as you chose a character that doesn't even exist, and you deny any other portrayal of Sirius if it's not Ben's. While doing that you probably deny the existence of Dorian Gray and use those pictures/gifs to shift into the Harry Potter universe. And who am I to judge? Shift shift baby and use protection.

If your favorite character is not on this list let me know and I'll add them (I guess I chose the most important ones)

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CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE BEN BARNES' CHARACTER AND I'LL DESCRIBE YOU

PRINCE CASPIAN - Chronicles of Narnia

Ok babes you have been with this man for a while, you followed him since the beginning and your crush just grew stronger. If you like Caspian you probably are still close to your childhood, you have great imagination and you dream of living your Mamma Mia fantasy in Greece or Italy with a hot Mediterranean hunk.

LOGAN DELOS - Westworld

Well... let's just say you like toxic men, shall we? I get the appeal of Logan, I mean he's raw and sexy, but also cruel and ruthless so GIRL RUN. You probably have some issues you need to overcome but you still enjoy a bad guy from time to time (literally cuz you probably like period dramas or things like that). I would say you are adventurous and your favorite movie is Jumanji (don't tell me how I know it)

BILLY RUSSO - The Punisher

Oh boy another bad guy. Let me just say this: daddy issues. This man is not for everyone, but he still caught your interest. You admire people who go against the system and look damn good while doing it. You like superhero movies (duh) and would like for Ben to come back in the MCU. Also also, I imagine you also have Stockholm Syndrome so pls get some help.

THE DARKLING - Shadow and Bone

Another bad guy? Seriously?! This is the newest addition to the bad guys squad: he is evil, ambitious and manipulative. At this point if you chose any of the last three guys, you're from the dark side baby. But if you chose the General, you enjoy a good fantasy book and a morally grey character. Hardcore fans would argue that his portrayal is not as evil as the Book's Darkling, but still. Watch the bitches trying to defend this bastard from all the atrocities he did.

I am the bitches.

SIRIUS BLACK - The Marauders

BITCH I know he was just fancast but I've seen more Ben Barnes' Sirius Black than Gary Oldman's. You are probably delusional as you chose a character that doesn't even exist, and you deny any other portrayal of Sirius if it's not Ben's. While doing that you probably deny the existence of Dorian Gray and use those pictures/gifs to shift into the Harry Potter universe. And who am I to judge? Shift shift baby and use protection.

If your favorite character is not on this list let me know and I'll add them (I guess I chose the most important ones)

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Help, I'm in love with Ben Barnes again

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I-- I cannot carry on...

look at this photo

ok carry on

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insp.

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If bad why so hot

BEN BARNES as THE DARKLING SHADOW & BONE (2021-)

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AMEN

Ben Barnes was really doing the absolute MOST in all of his scenes. He was like: my entrance is going to be fabulous. In the first scene my presence will literally fill the tent. I will have so much sexual tension with the main character that you can almost physically see it. I am going to play a man who is absolutely lost but absolutely in love at the same time. And then I am going to embrace the darkness. The feral anger. The angst. I am going to look so good being bad everyone will hold their breath when I walk into the room. But still have SO much emotion. And then AND THEN in my backstory I am just going to be so full of emotions that you’re really left thinking ‘maybe the Darkling has points?’ I will treat every moment deathly seriously but also have moments of humor. I am on 110% mode every waking moment from my first arrival to when I walk out of the fold.

And I think that’s very sexy of him.

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This is the best version of the lion king I’ve ever seen in my life, ever

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L O U D E R for the people in the back!!!!!!

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Lafayette being my favourite character in Act 1 and Jefferson being the man I want to fight most in Act 2 and both of them being played by Daveed Diggs is the duality of man