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Person A: Would you call it an obsession if you keep the Gatorade bottle your crush gave you after drinking out of it? Person B: Absolutely. Now, please say this is hypothetical Person A: I threw it away, but I considered keeping it . . . Person B: Recently? Person A: I threw it away after I drank the rest Person B: Recently!?

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Person A: So, you're just sitting there like a lonely, angsty bitch?

Person B: I am NOT lonely, thank you very much.

Person B: I’m talking to you-

Person A: Two negatives don't make a positive in this scenario, just like two antisocial bitches don't make an extrovert.

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Person A: Isn't it a bit fucked up wearing their clothes?

Person B: I think the fucked up bit was murdering them.

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Person A: Boo!

Person B: What the frick-frack-snick-snack-paddy-whack bullshit is this-

Person B: A "what the fuck" would have sufficed

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Person A: If you ran like your mouth you'd be in good shape.

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Person A: You're dead friends aren't gonna be dead anymore soon..

Person B: WHAT-

Person C: Yeah, i really liked those dead trees without leaves. Makes them easier to climb

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Person A: *under breath* FuturePartnerSaysWhat-

Person B: Huh?

Person C: What?

Person A: FUCK-

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Person A: Wouldn't it be funny if the bridge just.. broke?

Person B: .. now that i think about it-

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Person A: ...

Person B: What?

Person A: You're so fucking pretty.

Person B: You can't just-

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Person A: let it die let it die let it shrivel up and diE-

Person B: I WANT TO CEASE EXISTENCE-

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Person A: Did you turn out the lights?

Person B: No..

Person A: Then we have a problem-

Person B: oH NO OUR ELECTRICITY BILL!

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Person A: I'll see what I can find on Prime because Netflix doesn't work here

Person B: Twitch PRIME!?

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Person A: This is like Romeo and Juliet.. including the death since we’re so dramatic

Person B: I call dibs on the death!

Person A: nO-

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Person A: Am i overthinking this or are they not cuddling me as much?

Person B: Nah, you're right-

Person A: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

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⚠️ a l e r t ⚠️ emotionally unavailable

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Person A: How can i make you see you from my point of view? To make you see how absolutely perfect and amazing you are...

Person B: you can't.

Person A: We're gonna fix that.

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Person A: You can get up to two capri-suns-

Person B: POG