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one piece characters and would they use excel or google sheets : the strawhats

Luffy : accidentally deleted nami's budget sheet that one time and has been banned from using the crew's common computer without supervision. thinks excel is a new type of snack, everytime someone mentions a spreadsheet he spreads a sheet on the floor and takes a nap

usopp : both. currently trying to train luffy by going pavlov style but it's no luck cz luffy keeps forgetting everything the next day

zoro : neither. keeps his logs in a bloodstained notebook

nami : exclusively uses google sheets to keep log of all the ppl she roped into whatever pyramid scheme she got going on at the moment. Got separate backed up files on weather data, the ship's budget, and zoro's debt schedule

robin : excel. actually is an excel scientist who recommends new features and formulas. But all her proposals are just morbid and makes the senior management terrified. her latest project "formula on how likely someone is to die based on their last 5 decisions" is currently waiting for approval in the headquarters

sanji : google sheets. every sheet is color-coded, ingredient-tagged, and automatically generates weekly menus based on the crew's preferences. Has special filters for nami-robin's hormonal cycles and his annoyance level towards zoro. puts love notes in the comment section and sends heart-shaped graphs to nami and robin in leisure time

chopper : both, he might be a baby but he's a capricorn. started hustling right after he popped out off the womb.

franky : excel. everything is password protected but rumour has it that if u type SUPERRR in a specific cell of his spreadsheet, it starts the process of launching a missile

brook : neither. accidentally deletes data all the time and blames it on being dead yo ho ho

jinbei : excel. neat spreadsheets, and very organized. Has a password protected hidden database containing timestamped entries of everytime zoro and sanji did some unnecessary homoerotic shit in the middle of a serious battle. everytime he updates it, he gotta meditate next to the ocean for 2 hrs

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whole cake arc is literally just 109 episodes of sanji going "if i died how much would you miss me :( " and luffy responding "it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship :D "

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hello, please can i have your opinion on yuki tsukumo?

10/10 character she has a very influential and empowering presence no matter how scarce her appearance is in the series. She was the perfect embodiment and role model of what it means to be a sorcerer (jjk manga spoilers under the cut)

Her philosophy : The way yuki lived her life, rejecting to sacrifice her life and merge with tengen for the "greater good" showed her integrity as a sorcerer. Yuki chose to be a sorcerer (gifted ppl who protect the weak) and help the humanity instead of being a star plasma vessel and merging with tengen. She preferred to live and empower a generation instead of succumbing to the pressure of the jujutsu society. Comparing this to the turmoils of amanai and later yuuji, of thinking whether they should sacrifice themselves for the system, yuki's actions may seem selfish but Yuki was actually intelligent enough to realize that sacrificing herself in this way would have never solved the problem of the system. She had wanted a good cure for the problem, not just a bandaid.

Her role : She encouraged geto to embrace his authentic self and pursue what he truly believed in. Some ppl say that she misguided Geto but as I always say, geto's decision was on him. Yuki didn't tell geto what's right or what's wrong or didn't reprimand him when he suggests the insane idea of killing all non-sorcerers, instead she gave him the space to think for himself and that is one of her principles (freedom). Also she trained todo and he's the only kyoto student who wasnt dogshit and wasn't mindlessly following gakuganji's orders to execute itadori during the exchange event. I like to think that he got this strong sense of character from yuki's influence. She taught the next generation to have their own discernment instead of sucking up to the higher-ups. My gorgeous glorious blue-eyed king sweetheart angel boy Gojo and yuki both always chose freedom and let people make their own decisions, valuing individuals over system. This ideal continued on in their students after they were gone. Gojo isnt gone tho he's literally alive and in my bed rn

Her kindness : Another favourite thing i gotta mention is yuki's behavior towards choso. I'm not talking from a shipping perspective but from the pov of just how considerate and kind she was as a human being. Despite knowing what he is (half human half cursed spirit) she treats him with respect and dignity. When Choso confided in her, she didn’t see him as a tool or a mistake. Lastly, Yuki understood Choso’s struggles, and her final words to him reflected the kind of person she was - someone who urged others to live, despite being burdened by circumstances, pain, guilt, and the past. I can think in that moment, how much her kindness must have meant to choso's wounded heart.

Her Death : even in death, she lived up to her ideals. Yuki could've destroyed the whole planet if her goal was to just win over kenjaku but ofc she would never do that cz that'd mean killing off innocent humans. This also ties back to the reason why she had always been so against kenjaku's plan of using humans as energy sources. Yuki embodied the essence of being a sorcerer - someone who values life and humanity, even at their own expense. and in yuki's case she valued humanity so much that it was worth living (she rejected to merge) and dying for unconditionally.

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the strawhats in alabaster

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If i ever got on board with the red hair pirates, my first words would be gluglufbfdfuhfbgdv cz I wouldn't be able to speak with shanks' dick in my mouth

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blaming geto for leaving gojo or gojo for not stopping geto are both absurd and ignorant notions cz geto's defection had nothing to do with satoru, it came from his own struggle and pain that the jujutsu society subjected him to meanwhile gojo himself was another exhausted traumatized kid exploited by the system who was struggling with the pressure and amanai's death too and nothing he could have said or done would've stopped geto from leaving so blaming either of them instead of the evil jujutsu system is purposefully ignoring the narrative gege akutami wanted to paint—how the dehumanizing jujutsu system broke them both in different ways and contributed to their demise

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this panel breaks my heart so much because 28 is a young‌ age, hell more than half of his life is still in front of him. And then saying that he tries not to get too involved in anything when hobbies and experiences are what makes our lives enjoyable and worth living. It's like satoru lived his whole life sacrificing and working for the next generation but what about himself? What about enjoying things for himself outside his identity of being the strongest sorcerer, outside trying to protect the future generation? you deserved to live as well satoru, not just fight, not just protect, but really live :(

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Happy Birthday to this girlboss icon legend and ender of capitalism

I love sabo cz he is so bougie and elegant in his outfits but he also understands the importance of carrying around the sickass stick he found in a junkyard when he was 10

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obsessed with the bit in jjk where itadori dies and when he gains consciousness he immediately jumps sukuna? like this crazy mf woke up in an unknown void, realized he might be dead and instead of processing anything, his first instinct was to start swinging at an ancient god who's also an international terrorist like no hesitation no self-preservation no strategy, just pure rage and hand-to-hand combat

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Is Nami Sanjis favorite girl? 🤔

i think he loves both nami and robin equally? But yes, he has a special bond with nami. I feel WCI actually added more depth and strength to their bond when nami had actually held him accountable and slapped the fuck out of him for his misactions. So, nami is a friend who he nurtures and protects but at the same time who can keep him in line if he ever loses himself. And this makes their bond very special.

(I don't ship them though because I always say the straw hats give me sibling energy)

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Would Sanji leave the strawhats for a woman?

short answer, no.

Long answer : While they're in the middle of their adventure? fat chance. Sanji is way too devoted to his friends and his captain, he would never leave them for his own interest. BUT. If he meets THE ONE, he would either tell her to come along or if she doesn't want to he'd probably ask her to wait for him to return (like an usopp-kaya situation). Again, I think he'd love to ask her to tag along with him as he goes to find the All Blue though, he's a hopeless romantic at heart he'd love to experience his dream with the love of his life by his side so there's that.

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gege akutami making gojo : hm.. a jujutsu sorcerer with cool powers, he loves sweets and melon soda aww! now pretty blue eyes and a goofy personality hehe. his name is satoru. cute. it matches with his closest friend's name, FRIEND WHO HE HAD TO KILL WHICH LEFT HIM IRREPARABLY TRAUMATIZED HES BEEN SEEN AS A THREAT AND A WEAPON SINCE HIS BIRTH AND NEVER BEEN TREATED AS A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WITH EMOTIO-

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My husband looks like Sanji and acts like a hopelessly devoted Sanji (he even used to dress like Sanji when he had a desk job). He knows I'm obsessed with Sanji. I salivate over Onigashima Sanji and his mesmerizing outfit. So for Halloween last year I said hey what if you went as him? My poor husband tried to get a costume online and when that didn't work I started looking at real suits in real stores. (Can you tell where this is going?) Found a dark red one for a few hundred and spent the rest of the day completing the outfit--shirt, shoes, gloves, fake cigarette (yes we both spent good money that day). With a little bit of grease pencil for the eyebrow swirls he was a vision of Sanji! Everyone loved it. It's a shame nice suits are dry clean only. Sorry if all this was tmi.

THIS IS SUCH A CUTE STORY OMG ANON! THE SCREAM I LET OUT WHEN U MENTIONED THE RED COLOR IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE SAID "You shall receive everything you want" I'm so glad that your efforts paid off and your husband did sanji justice! And it's so wholesome that he's so devoted to you tell him he dropped this 👑. We stay stanning men who are down bad for their girls frfr. I know Sanji would've loved this for you. All the best wishes for you two i love it when people are in love ❤️

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Sooo many things to love about Sanji but I think my favorite (atm) is he's just so observant and thoughtful. It's in part the observation haki I'm sure, but the fact he has it cranked up to 11 when he's observing women (hearing tashigi cry in the midst of multiple battles from rooms away?!!?!) and just doesn't gaf about the men hahahahaha. He's the type of person to always know when you're having a rough time and Also know when to ask about it and when to leave it be... he Understands Womens Hearts‼️‼️ (& of course he is the same with his whole crew he's so kind, but he wouldn't admit it.) it's so funny and also so sweet the boy of all time

EXACTLY he's just so perceptive and thoughtful that i like to imagine he can pick up a loved one's change in moods from their breathing patterns alone. He is so gentle with women but rough with men that's hilarious too 😭😂 like he'd gently tuck the women in and feed them strawberries, while he'll just wash a damn bowl of strawberries and leave it on the table for the men. But ofc we cant forget how he has his own way of showing affection to the male population! Like how he saved the marines of G-5 alongside tashigi and how his introduction arc was him showing kindness to helpless and notorious men (Gin and Don krieg)

Our boy is a sweet and kind prince but also a rough and sexy pirate THAT'S RANGE, BABEY!

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Why does Sanji have such a big problem with male friends being close to pretty girls (like Zoro with Hyiori or Momo with Nami and Robin)? I mean he can't have all the women for himself 😅😎

wdym he can literally have me and the mutuals all to himself if he wants that's part of his gag, he wants to hog all the adoration and praise from his dear ladies and ofc he'll reciprocate it tenfold 😆

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How would Sanji react to a girl who's perverted too? 😅

oooh i know he'd love it and support it 200% frfr he supports women's rights AND women's wrongs

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who wanna be mutuals on letterboxd? aha jkjk... unless? 👀