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having adhd is like having a caveman backseat driving you. Grug does not want to go to bank to deposit check, Grug say we walk to river and chuck rock in river and listen to rock go splash and sploosh. Grug is kind of a fucking idiot but he's not wrong that sounds tight as hell.

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Gonna get a 12 pack of these and hook a kindergarten class to a dogsled

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my prediction is that nandor drinks guillermo's blood after fucking up as batman, becomes human, and then. idk. becomes a coach in the wnba or something.

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If nandermo storyline doesn't continue after 5th episode I'll go fucking crazy👹👹👹

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"What We Do In The Shadows is about a comedy about the human spirit and what it means to have humanity, relationships with other people, and the overwhelmingly resilience to endure no matter the odds, circumstances, or time passed by" . Wrong. It's about how many times Colin Robinson can be a child of divorce.

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every now and then this post will resurface and start gaining notes again and I'll start getting comments/rbs about my playstyle and I would like to be very clear;

this is how I have fun. This is fun to me. "OP doesn't understand the spirit of the game" okay, but I paid ten dollars to have fun. "I was like this until I taught myself to slow down!" okay but I have fun going fast. "Doing that is stressful" a horse and a hibachi chef would both think the other's job is stressful but I'm not asking a horse to make me a volcano onion. have you considered that you do not need to fix me.

"Stardew is so relaxing" can not be me. I'm sweating. I've maximized the perfect time to upgrade my tools while going to catch seasonal fish. I got a pig to give me truffle with a 1 day margin of error (I had to upgrade the barn twice and buy a pig in 12 days). I've currently got 4 rabbits trapped and will execute them individually if they do not give me a foot by the end of winter. I'm stalking the beaches like batman awaiting a nautilus. I will complete this community center by the end of the year so help me stardew gods. I've talked to the towns folks maybe three times since moving in. Penny and Elliot are my only friends because I had their favorite gifts in my inventory and realized it was their birthday while checking the board. I accept no time lost. Winter is here. I shall not rest.

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Teddy "can we PLEASE go touch grass" Theodore

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my new headcanon is that in the AA universe you can become a lawyer at like 13 as per the nine hundred child attorneys in canon because they just don't have 80% of normal laws. You just gotta know guilty versus innocent. "Tort law" doesn't exist everything is just a flat out crime. Congrats on calling my client "allergic to fashion" in your magazine, Mr. Shawn Easta. That is defamation and you will now be exploded for your crime. Good day.

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Gumshoe my beloved silly (v happy i got to draw him for this collab in v1 !)

EUREKA!

After the announcement of Ace Attorney: Investigations 1&2 on the Switch, I hosted a redraw of the promotional poster in my server. Over thirty-five artists participated in this gargantuan love letter to the duology!! Fulls below!

Credit (in order of versions posted above):

Miles Edgeworth: @howlidae, @notcoolkris, @u3pxx Dick Gumshoe: @Largeworm, VER2, @drawingdreamboats Kay Faraday: @replin4mi, @summertrianglee, @esdithequeen Eustace Winner: @walkman-cat, @morbidlypositive, @CleverLittleGoddess, @stubbyartist Verity Gavelle: @CoffeeKauz, @gaylawyers Eddie Fender: @kissingonclouds, @ladderlovesscaffeine, Shih-Na: @/robeccasteams (Twitter), WevuGotHacked (no soc), @andromedachainn Shi-Long Lang: @TheSmolAndFurious, @anatomical-puppet, @tinkerpeller, @CoffeeKauz Franziska von Karma: @lastritesbish, @lawyest, @MixMatchMagic, VER4 Manfred von Karma: @notcoolkris, @roandroid, @whisunny Gregory Edgeworth: @/d2cc__ (TikTok), @esdithequeen, @toads-n-moss Ema Skye: @BigMoneyDeluxe (Twitter), @gaylawyers, @howdoesbrainwork, @pastel-ducks Shelly deKiller: @kissingonclouds Shaun Fenn: @morbidlypositive, @teradriive Maggey Byrde: @pineconemilk, @39Mice, @athena-the-undestructible Tabby Lloyd: @ladderlovesscaffeine Lotta Hart: @im-arty, @pastel-ducks Regina Berry: @andromedachainn Simeon Saint: @39Mice, @CleverLittleGoddess Tyrell Badd: @teradriive, @whisunny Blue Badger: @anatomical-puppet Pink Badger: @notcoolkris Proto Badger: @itzjustfritz_ Steel Samurai: @lawyest Pink Princess: @/BigMoneyDeluxe_ (Twitter) Justice statue: @CoffeeKauz

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(Ace attorney investigations 3 leaked dialog)

Miles: It looks like we'll need to..... sus out the culprit

Trucy: It might be a tasking job, Mr. Edgeworth

Miles: I'm sure among us and our peers, the job will be buttoned up in no time-

Phoenix: Hey guys I think I got stabbed

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*rashab beeps* i've been here the whole time

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Playing Fields of Mistria is very fun especially if you're like me and saw all different seasonal variants of goods to donate to the museum and need to see how fast you can go like a demented greyhound.

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The world keeps getting hotter baby but I'm too cool to die.

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Do you think we're all gonna be in the nursing home using the Destiel meme to post that the kitchen is serving like. Spaghetti instead lentils now.

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I wish there was a way in the ultrakill game to just change the difficulty for boss fights without beating the other levels in it first. Levels are so much more fun to run at the lower levels but the boss fights feel too easy after beating Gabriel on standard before I realized there were even easy modes. Then again 4-2 on standard is just killing my adhd riddled brain (I suck at remembering to parry)

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Fellas is it unprofessional to get some water at 3am during a totally case relevant sleepover and your dang silly rockstar rival decides to do this?