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can I just say Cedric was a flaming pansexual and would have gladly gone out with Harry (our bisexual king) and they’d be the cutest shit ever

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Thor: There’s only one thing worse than dying. *removes paper over Loki’s name*

Tony and Stephen: Loki

Thor: NO

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in loving memory of loki odinson. everything happened to him and i am very upset about it

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Imagine your OTP

Person A: Maybe, maybe I’m dreaming. B, pinch me.

Person B: [Pinches A]

Person A: Hey, not my butt!

Person B, not apologetic at all: Sorry it was just right there.

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why aren’t more people talking about her

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Percy and Annabeth: *hugging as Annabeth leaves the Posiden cabin*

Connor and Travis: Oh, this is so sad, Grover play Despacito.

Grover: *plays Despacito annoyingly loud*

Annabeth: *judo flips every one of them and threatens to break Grover’s flute*

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Sirius Black and why he’s hot as heck

Sirius has always been hot and we all have this vision of him. Well i see him as a happy guy but when he’s trying to be sexy he almost comes off as brooding.

I saw this guy at the zoo and man when he’s just talking he looks happy and great, but not so much hot. Just like Sirius. BUT WHEN U LOOK IN THOSE EYES AND HE FLIPS HIS FLIPPING HAIR!!!!!! UGH!!!! It’s hot even if he’s shorter than you.

So, here’s where my head cannon pops the flip in. When Sirius was younger he was shorter than most girls and some guys

LOOKIN AT CHU REMUS

because guys typically don’t grow to their full height until their like 16. But just because he’s short DOESNT MEAN HE CANT WHOO THE SOCKS OFF OF ANYONE. It’s hot and lovely and leaves them all blushing until next week.

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The Children of Zeus

i have a feeling that people go to the children of zeus when they feel stressed or depressed because storms always seem to calm people down even when the storm is raging

but sometimes people don’t like the children of zeus because they can be scary

i think i would be extremely attracted to a child of zeus and this is one of the many reasons

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Hi, Leo Valdez. The human form of the one hundred emoji and the fire emoji. *winks💯🔥*

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Leo and The Office

Leo: I wonder if king-sized sheets are presidential-sized in England.

Piper: *holding back laughter*

Jason:....

Percy: *holding back tears*

Annabeth: *rolling her eyes*

Hazel & Frank: *hugging each other while crying*

Leo: I should have a tweeter account.

Nico: *looks at camera and shakes head*

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Griffindor Headcannons

• insanely fun and like to party, but they like to be on their own a lot

• sometimes really oblivious to other people’s feelings but they are really caring

• really athletic and want to watch sports a lot even if they have no idea what’s going on

• they hate when people make door jokes about griffindor (they don’t like the door jokes that no one makes)

• really doesn’t care who you are they will start a conversation with you

• ends up blushing a lot and everyone finds it adorable

• the most hilarious people

• they get bored a lot so they’re always moving

• they’re very glowy

• *flips table, proceeds to flip chair, while holding their phone* WHERE IS IT?!

• reuses everything

• says you’re their friend and you were not expecting it

• they’re super nice and get unexpected hugs 24/7

• needs help

• good with baby’s (like too good)

• holds doors, all the doors, and the sweetest manners

• hangs with the owls

• amazing hair, it’s so fricking amazing

• natural beauty, amazingly natural beauty

• does anything that scares their friends (to help said friend) and faces their own fears when they feel it’s gone too far

• lovely

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Ravenclaw Headcannons

• Studying up on things that they want to and never getting their homework done.

• Loving the stars and sneaking people out on the roof at night to talk about them

• Sometimes the people end up getting really bored (or really tired) so they fall asleep and the ravenclaw just talks because they think it helps ensure better intelligence

• They have soft and dark aesthetics

• Grades are sometimes advanced but usually average

• They stay up really late writing (too much creativity!)

• They can’t draw for shit (depending on the person)

• They like to go on long walks in the woods and they really like the birds (some of them know all the species)

• Whenever someone points something out (and their glasses are literally on their head) they will squint trying to look at it

• They cry during movie/ get really scared when their alone but will be the protective ones when others are around

• Don’t give up

• Very understanding

• Capable of anything and love to use the word capable

• Very quiet until you get to know them

• Have the white (yet most subtle) smile

• Casual 24/7 and when they dress up no one is surprised by their beauty

• Somewhat predictable

• Loves to watch the office with everyone, everyone

• They buy their hufflepuff friends amazing yellow sweatshirts/hoodies

• Paints their slytherin friends nails

• Has a huge black nail polish collection

• Braids their griffindor friends hair a lot while helping the griffindors study

• Literally thought the animal that represented ravenclaw was a raven when it’s really a owl

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it should be called extreme go-karting instead of nascar and drag racing

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Silena: *slips into French while talking about Charlie*

Clarisse: *blushing* IM SORRY WHAT

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Hufflepuff Headcannons

-Having extreme anger issues which most find just a teeny bit surprising

-Going on a hike with their Slytherin buddy which ends in them getting hit with a stick more than once

-Sitting on a picnic blanket next to the lake eating tarts with their Gryffindor dude

-Having a place on the roof for their Ravenclaw bestie to star gaze

-Having the best grades out of all of the houses

-Weed is a common topic in the common room

-Having "office olympics" in the common room

-Sleeping with stuffed animals and admitting it to a totally new level

-anxiety

-Trying really hard to brighten everyone's day even if it ruins theirs

-Taking the week end to themselves to just sit alone

-Says "I love you" to every plant and animal

-"I'm not only good at Herbology!" "I like Defense Against the Dark Arts too!"

-Will fight you

-protective but no possessive

-Rainy days are a fav

-Clumsy as frick but good at sports

-NATURE

-either is the most sarcastic or it flys right over their head

-too many pets and most of them r in the common room and has at least one badger total

-Twany owls named Teeny

-Some will literally just scream for no reason

-Not patient but they are

-Proud to never (or to have very few) have a dark wizard (or witch) come from their house

-Clean nails, never bits them, only bits the cuticles (leaves fingers bleeding but their nails are always amazeballs)

-amazeballs (use the word a lot)