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*when I leave

im literally so terrified of someone being a part of my life for a long time bc i know it’s gonna hurt like a bitch when they leave 

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Job interview

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in ten years?

Me: putting you in gulag

Interviewer: what?

Me:

Me: požit pljot kapitalistov, cyka blyat

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Aaaaarg! The stupidity.... It... It hurts so baaaaad!!!!

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And it is memes

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catchphrase

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That moment...

when you discover a short story you wrote three years ago, and it’s lenghts better than anything you’ve written since

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Coming home like:

Me: *slams door* time to relax

Brain: no

Me: what?

Brain: time to overthink

Me: plz no

Brain: nobody loves you, death is inevitably coming closer

Me:*cringes at my own thought*

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I get the feeling we meet some people, just so we can forget them.

-me, 2015

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alright so who wants to fall in love with me

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Apply cold water to berned area.

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Elect general skelenhower. He won the war in 2015.

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*cries*

I take some comfort in the idea that David Bowie, the master of reinvention, has probably just evolved into something so spectacular that we as mere mortals cannot comprehend it on this plane of existence.

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Are you ready for Luci?

Lucifer rattles the Cage in ONE WEEK when new episodes of Supernatural return Wednesday at 9/8c!

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NASA plz

So we found out what the 'wow! Signal' is. Guess what. It's not aliens. Wtf nasa. I want aliens. Not fucking comets. It's 2016 ffs.

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YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

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Proof Donald Trump believes he lives in 1944.