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I'M BACK???????

Heyyy guyssssss, omggg im so sorry for going on hiatus for like FOREVERRRRR but heyyy im backkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!! i wont be updating ALOT but i will be exploring a new segment of writing in terms of the new fandoms im in which will be:

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Also i wont be updating as much cause Uni life is HECTICCCCCCC HAHAHAH BUT I will try to find time my loveliesss <3

Till my next post, Rii

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レヴィお誕生日おめでとう！

これは料理担当の日のレヴィアタン

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NAURRRRRRRR BAHAHAHAHASCDGHFKGHJK

Like, i saw this on T.T. and i was like dang that sounded soooo familiar and i realized why and i was like,

-oH sHiT tHaT's OuR sEvEn DeMoN bRoS💀💅🏾

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I can tell where this is going to go~ T♡T

This was right before the camp episode😭

Yall need to read this PRONTO 😭🤌🏽

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MC and Solomon are terrible cooks [Feat. Barbatos getting pissed off] HEADCANNONS

They absolutely LOVE cooking together :))))

On more than one instance they've accidentally set all three kitchens, (HoL's, Purgatory Hall's, and Diavolo's castle's) on fire.

In the HoL, the demon bros can actually manage to subdue MC, but with Solomon combined it's just total utter chaos

"Hey MC... w-what's that...?"

"Oh hey Satan! I just made a new dish! It's a classic mixture of chicken, bananas, potato chips and gatorade! It smelled kinda weird but I added perfume to fix that!"

"U-uh..yea MC great.. hahaha...."

"Wanna try Satan? It's really good, you might just die from how good it is!!!"

"Yea, i'm pretty sure i'll DEFINITELY die from it MC, from the deliciousness of course... but.... i have.... AN APPOINTMENT! Yes, an appointment..h-haha so well you see... i'd love to but i cant.. buhbyeee!"

Cue every single person using every single excuse in known reality to evade the 'food' MC makes.

Only one person was ever known to have ate MC's cooking, it was during MC' first cooking chore day and MC made some stuff. The Beel excitedly dug in only to end up with an upset stomach, high fever and a numbing of his taste buds. Absolutely could'nt keep anything down for days except warm water and soup. Oh poor Beel...

Babrbatos is the one who gets the most headaches from this.

He loves both of the humans, he really does, but their cooking....

"No MC you do NOT put heavy cream instead of whipping cream"

"Yes MC, Barbatos is right, you should use mayonnaise instead :)"

"NO-"

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I second that🤚🏽🤚🏽🤚🏽

Cult with Solomon? COUNT ME INNN!!!💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

Yes, where can I join—

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This Cast Away reference omg

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I can finally d1e peacefully now :)))))

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE ANIMATION??!! IT WAS ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LUCI!!!! More like LuSexi. 👀

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NAWHH I CAN SEE MC BE WITH THEM AND WAKING UP TO MOLTING DAY, AND BE DROWNING IN FEATHERS AHAHAH THIS IS SOOOO CANNON♡♡♡

/ask The Demon Brothers + Dia and Barbs

I've always been curious, you know you guys demon forms are based on diffrent animals and stuff right? Do you guys molt and stuff like them too? Like, do Levi and Barbs peel layers of skin off like reptiles and does Lucifer like shed his feathers and stuff??? Asmo represents a scorpion (an arachnid) does he take his outer layer off or something???? This has been bugging my mind for ages!!!

- artist Anon ♡

Mammon: They do, I don’t <3.

Satan: Me neither.

Asmodeus: Neither do I <3~! Us three are normal, boring ol’ demons. Even though we do have respoective animals, our demon forms really fail to convey it.

Mammon: Well, our horns do drop sometimes so that’s a form of moulting, right?

Diavolo: Ahaha! Yes, that’s correct. I represent a dragon, so I don’t deal with normal reltilian skin or plumage. Although my horns do break off every once and a while, too. The ones that replace them are always bigger and stronger!

Barbatos: With the proper diet, of course.

Levi: I know that for me I have to peel off my tails skin every like, month or so, but Barbatos and I are different thpes of reptile, so for him it could be different.

Barbatos: I do not shed. I just have to clean and tend to my demon appendages often.

Belphie: You’re lucky you dont shed, cause holy shit, Lucifers a fucking black feather fountain.

Beel: Theres like black feathers everywhere in the house now because of him.

Lucifer: Preening my wings takes an excruciatingly long time, so deal with them.

Mammon: Ya better clean them, before I make ya!

Lucifer: Stop with your empty threats, Mammon.

Mammon: Oh big bro, that threat was as full as your graves gonna be if ya dont clean yer goddamn feathers!

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MC (my MC)takes pics with the Obey Me! Dateables!

Picrew Link Here!

DIAVOLO-SAMAAAA: Super pumped that he gets to take a fun pic with you! As a prince people only ever ask him for formal ones so to be able to pose so carefreely in front of a camera really sounded refreshing. Like Lucifer, he keeps a copy of it framed on his desk.

BARBATOESS: Catches you completely by surprise by pulling out his D.D.D. before you can even ask and pulling you into him (damn smooth butler♡) You'll get so flustered you forget how to pose. He keeps one in his room and one on the kitchen fridge so he can look at it everyday.

MONSOLO: literally yall's took this picture right before doing some shady stuff at a party. Another person whos down for pics anytime of the day. He keeps one in his wallet like Mammon and another as a keychain.

SIMEONNN: nawrhhhh took you 30 minutes to teach grandpa here to take a pic T♡T

it was worth it in the end when it came out so super cute. Keeps one framed on his bedside table and thinks its so so cute.

LUKE-HUAHUA: He's literally right there next to Asmo and Mams. Love takin pictures with you and off you to the point his D.D.D.'s memory became so full. Takes a ton of pics to show Michael and keeps his favourite one framed 0w0.

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MC (my MC)takes pics with the Obey Me! Bros!

Picrew Link Here!

SUSHIFERR: The sorta pic you'd take with your dad at like school events or graduation. Dad smile, hand on shoulder, tries to pose but looks hella awkward. Asks for a copy anyway and keeps it framed on his desk

MAMMOOOON: Super fun to take pics with, knows all kinds of poses and both of you have a shit ton of fun and wears the matching hairclip you gave him! If your pictures come out really nice he might even start asking you to follow him to his magazine photoshoots! (N-not because he likes it! O-of course not ah-ahahah! He just wants to s-show ya how it's done!) Keeps a copy of it in his wallet.

LEVIA-CHANN: Combusts when you ask him. Y-you wanna take a picture with h-him?! W-with a g-gross otaku????!!!!! Pull him intk the frame and do a few Ruri-chan poses and you're set! Definitely wants you to cosplay the next time. Makes an acrylic keychain of it and puts ut on his bag.

CATANNN: you guys are obsessed with the cat filters!!! Loves every single filter with a cat in it and does a shit ton of poses. Keeps a copy of it, and uses it as a bookmarks so he can see your face more often.

ASMOOO: Uses ALL of the filters! You guys will be at it for hours. No point tryna pull aaway cause he WILL make you stay. On the plus sude, he has a TON of props! Be ready for a full on photoshoot! Keeps a copy of the pic on his dresser so he can see it every morning.

BEELZEBURGER: Surprisingly loves the duck face pose, and does ALOT of poses with food. Very fun to take pics with because he will just say yes to whatever pose you want! Wanna jump? Sure! Wanna do a big heart? Of course! Wanna bungee jump? Uh...maybe not :) keeos his copy laminated in his gym bag so he can look at it whenever he has a big fangol game.

BELPHECOW: Oh boy it's hard to get him from his nap to even take a picture and when he does get up he will most likely only stand for one picture then flop back onto wherever he was to continue sleeping. Among those atte.pts was this picture which surprisingly came out super cute. He keeps it zipped inside his cow pillow.

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OBEY ME! Incorrect Quotes Season 2 FINALE

Lucifer buying a drink and drinks it: ....do you have anything stronger?

Mammon and MC at their lemonade stand: no.

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Absolutely disgusting, it doesnt justify their actions by saying "oh luke is fictional" "oh he's a 1000+ years old!"

HE IS A CHILD! THIS IS DOWNRIGHT p3d0pHilia.

This needs to be stopped, i have two younger brothers and this absolutely REPULSES ME, IT IS TRIGGERING. The fact that this kind of fetishes are still being in line is absolute bs and NEEDS TO BE STOPPED.

ALERT ALERT ALERT!SUMMONING THE OBEY ME FANDOM!

Normally i consider myself a level headed person but i come to report THIS SHIT!->

THIS CREATOR JUST POSTED THIS DISCUSTING SMUT OF LUKE-Which if we all know the creators have confirmed to be a 10 year old!

This is NOT ok!Downright pedophilia for anything other then Reader/Mc and luke being anything other platonic love,This just ruined my rest day we cant permit this kinda content of fetishizing minors

LUKE IS A MINOR

Please this cant go on

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Yo??? MAMMON YOU GOOD????????😭😭😭😭😭

Lucifer be panicking rn

Obey me texts

Levi: nose

Levi: GUYS I JUST TYPED NOSE WITH MY NOSE LOLLL

Mammon: heart

Levi: what the fuck

Lucifer: Mammon are you okay?

Lucifer: MAMMON?!

Asmo: Dick

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OBEY ME! Incorrect Quotes Season 2 Ep 10

Diavolo's late for a meeting again and won't pick up his D.D.D.

Barbatos: My my, Lord Diavolo isn’t answering his phone...

MC: I’ll call *pulls out D.D.D. and puts it on speaker*

Lucifer: MC, both Barbatos and I have tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Diavolo: Hello?

Barbatos and Lucifer: ...

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OBEY ME! Incorrect Quotes Season 2 Ep 9

*lesson 16 spoilers*

MC and Belphegor are at a therapist centre:

Belphie: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, someone died-

MC: I did, actually.

Belphie: Not the point. Look, you "were" dead and really whose fault is that?

MC: Yours!!!!

Belphie: That's right: no one's. So why don't we hug it out :)

MC:................