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Shit my friends have said.

- "If you wanted the eyes you can just cut them out"

- "Join the pink side"

- "Is this racist if I thought this was Despacito?"

- "Fight me with a sausage"

- "You fool! I just take my clothes off and then I'm ready"

- "What kind of white person are you?"

- "Well my penis has been in his brain"

- "If she's thin and shallow you can always kill her later"

- "Oscar! They're going to do the sex!"

- "There's not enough incest in the tree"

- "What if she necks you?"

- "I want everything white or nothing at all"

- "Shall I give you my nuggs?"

- "Naruto? What's mojito??"

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Well thats good to know Puki, can’t say the same for everyone else lmao

I love machines. I love it when they’re all like: 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01100011 01100001 01110000 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110010 01100001 01100011 01101001 01110011 01110100

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EVERY PAGE IS BLANK

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People who go on their phones in public places and blast the audio out loud deserve no mercy for what comes to them 

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Anyone: *Complaining*

Me: Shut up

~

Me: *Complaining*

Anyone: Shut up

Me: fucking fight me

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Only If...

Right, so I've never been in this situation before.

I asked someone out yesterday, and they said 'no' now, I am fully accustomed to being rejected, that's not it. The reason was because of things out of our control. Which is entirely frustrating, because we both like eachother, but circumstance decided to be an asshole and screw us over.

I don't really have a point to this in all honestly 😂 but I just wanted to sound it out to someone and maybe it's not an unusual thing? I don't know, but it sucks.

HAVE A GREAT DAY 😂❤

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Music Helps

So I have this friend who's been struggling with depression for as long as I've known him. Along with many other things I sent him a number of songs that I use to help me feel better in crap times so he can try and have something light hearted to listen to when he's in a mood.

This happend around four years ago, as we went sperate ways I havent seen him or heard from him, only through his girlfriend, now ex. But she mentioned that he had a playlist with my name on when I was thinking of a new name for one of my own playlists. And as shes still friends with him she says hes actually doing much better.

Okay, so its cheesy and not crazy surprising, but just knowing that even after all these years I haven't seen or heard from him, that he still listens or at least has this playlist makes me feel happy, like I've might have actually helped him in someway even though I had no clue what to do at the time.

Random personal post. But I thought I should share it.

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Actually spiderverse was really cute in how loosely its used its ‘i love yous’ and especially how none of them were romantic!! I mean obvsly theres miles’ dad making him say i love you before school, but theres also peter’s quick “i love you, im so proud of you!!” during the fight (which he said so easily and delightedly!! He was so proud and happy about this kid omg), and noir saying “i love you all.” as a goodbye when he goes back through the portal like i cant think another superhero movie, or most movies in general tbh, who use the word love so carefreely. and maybe it has something to do with the fact that spiderverse is animated, but its just really refreshing and sweet, its adorable to hear every time and shows how close and family-like all the spiders got so quickly!

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I'm a Left-handed person growing up in a Right-handed world.

Anyone here left handed? Do any of you end up writing left handed and doing everything else right handed? Am I just a weird mf?

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Borte and Yeran as an old couple.

Yeran: You look nice. Who dressed you, the Great Depression?

Borte: You look lovely too Yeran. I'm sorry I couldn't attend your funeral last year.

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Yeran: So, do you like being the little spoon, or the big spoon?

Borte: I'm not a spoon. I'm a knife. And I'm gonna stab you in the eyeball.

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😭😭😭😭😭

I’m not ready for Throne of Glass to end.

I’m not ready to see the Assassin setting down her knives and putting on a crown.

I’m not ready to see the sweet Prince facing the hardness of being king.

I’m not ready for the Captain becoming Lord again.

I’m not ready for the Fae Warrior to say farewell to war.

I’m not ready for the Shapeshifter to settle in her final form.

I’m not ready for the General to set his men free after so much bloodshed.

I’m not ready for the blessed, peasant girl to become leader of the majestic tower of life.

I’m not ready for the Arrow to hang her bow and go back to her golden land.

I’m not ready for the Wing Leader to take off her leathers and unite her people in their freed territory.

I’m not ready, not because I don’t want them to be happy, but because I don’t want to see their stories coming to an end.

I don’t want to say goodbye.

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EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS,

Every.

Single.

Person.

Everyone who reblogs this will have this post appear on their blog.

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Reblog if you want

to marry a fictional character

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Quality content

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Okay so like

I feel like this will be literally everyone after Koa:

We’ll all turn into kermit the frog. The end is upon us

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It’s time

Me: *sets aside everything on to do list*

*brings out black veil*

*buys 10 tissue boxes*

*Gets cake*

*Sacrifices goat*

*Says goodbye to family*

*Cries*

*Says goodbye to gale, primrose and mother*

*Eats cake bought earlier*

*Buys chocolate*

*As well as a redbull*

*As well as some waterpfoof mascara for when we cry later*

*Sits down and sighs*

Me again: I’m ready for Koa.