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chat i’ve been talking to a guy. a real actual guy. this is crazy.

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It's nearly one am when Simon stumbles out of the bar. The team was in Berlin for an operation but they had wrapped that up yesterday. Their flight home wasn't scheduled till the next day so they had decided to enjoy the sights and activities. And you can't visit the beer capital of the world without getting a pint, Soap had pointed out. So they stopped by the pub. One pint turned into two, two turned into three. Now he was, staggering down the streets of Berlin with only one goal in mind.

He needed to get home to the missus.

Simon didn't get very far away from the bar before Soap noticed his absence. Soap gently steers him back to the bar. Simon loosely swats at him.

"She'll be u'set if 'm naw home," Simon slurs at him. Soap chuckles and nods.

"I know. But you canny just waltz out on us," he says, pushing Simon into a seat. Simon huffs and begins to stand again, wobbling just a bit.

"Sit yer ass down. We'll call the missus, right?", Soap offers. After fumbling his phone for a minute and trying to get the password typed in, Soap helps Simon call you.

"Hi, honey. How is it going?", your voice rings through the phone. Simon gives you a drunken grin.

" 'llo love," he slurs. You giggle at his love drunk expression.

"Hi baby. Had a bit to drink?," you chuckle.

"He near tried to walk himself home," Soap shouts to you. You laugh harder. Simon wrinkles his nose at Soap, still displeased with being kept there.

" 'm sorry, love. I won't be home in time for dinner," he rumbles. He looks so sad. Big brown eyes staring down at the phone, lip poked out in a small pout. You wipe a tear of laughter from your eye.

"Oh honey, I think it's past dinner time."

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just left a party with someone else’s jacket, if my jacket is lost i will cry

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 💞💞

THANK YOU ANON

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guys it’s my bday today 😇😇😇 im turning 100 because i’m an old wise wicked witch of the west who rots inside her library (her tumblr dashboard)

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someone write simon ghost riley x autistic!reader because i don’t want to write it but i’ll love you forever

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ghost or any cod guy really with a girlfriend who’s a massive fangirl.

ghost x fangirl!reader. ghost x fangirl!reader. ghost x fangirl!reader.

imagine the absolute bewilderment on simon’s face when he enters your room for the first time, just a fling, and your walls are flooded with cheesy posters and memorabilia

he doesn’t want to take his shirt off with niall horan checking him out like that, love, turn the picture around

please don’t cry when you enter the kitchen at 7am to find the real actually harry styles (a cardboard cutout) in two pieces on the floor, cause si saw a strange man standing in the darkness in the middle of the night and acted on instinct

he’ll buy you a new one. in fact, he’ll buy you all 5. and then get really creeped out by them and you’ll eventually concede, folding zayn up and putting him away in the cupboard under the stairs

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I love this man🎀✨it had to be done - this is the man I physically need and this is how I see him

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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insane Husband!Simon “Ghost” Riley ramblings, but hear me out

Husband!Simon Riley who’s off on a deployment for a couple months leaving you at home by yourself. you’ve got new neighbors, they just moved in right after Simon left. they’re expecting a baby, a couple months into the pregnancy already, and you get along really well with each other

a month goes by quickly, idly chatting and having dinners with them here and there. as the weeks roll by they mention how they’re going on vacation soon, seeing their family for a get-together. they have a crib due to be delivered while they’re out though, and nice neighbor that you are, you offer to hold it for them until they get back - it’s all set and good

Husband!Simon Riley who comes home early, doesn’t text or call because he wants to surprise you, but he gets a surprise himself. when he sees the hefty box in the living room, a crib printed on the side of the box, his heart squeezes. as soon as he sees you he’s all over you. hands moving to rest on your hips before moving over your tummy, suddenly moving to your back as he hugs you

Husband!Simon Riley who deflates a little when you tell him it’s for the neighbors, who he should really meet, “You’ll love them!”, but Simon’s not quite listening to you. he’s side-eyeing that box, head spinning with the thought of buying one himself someday… hmmmm, just some Husband!Simon Riley thoughts to consider

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i feel like si would begrudgingly buy the nice smelling oils upon the recommendation of his therapist but he wouldn’t buy a diffuser so he wouldn’t really know what to do with them 😭 he’d prob end up shoving them in a drawer and feeling a bit embarrassed about it

teehee imagine a date with simon where you do colouring OR where you do the challenge where you paint eachother

THIS (@weebumochi) has given me an idea about simon

si has a lot of trauma, both from his youth and from his career, and when he’s at home he can’t help but be affected by it. tossing and turning in bed, night terrors, trembling hands, depressive episodes, panic attacks. it’s horrible for him, undoubtedly.

so, i propose that he would be keen on self-calming exercises and even meditation (?!) and anything to help him relax, even if it was super cheesy. he’d definitely find it super cheesy, too, but he knows what’s good for him.

at first, when someone proposed to idea to him, he scoffed. him, him, counting to ten? him, doing breathing exercises? him, with a headspace subscription, listening to it on the bus?

but then he finds it kind of helps, not like it’s some crazy fix, but it kind of helps, so he does it more. not that he’d ever let the other boys know.

one time, when you’ve been dating for a year or two, he comes home from deployment a little shaken. he’s there but he isn’t sleeping properly, getting up in the middle of the night to stroll around, finally passing out on the sofa at a time when, in the military, he would be just waking up. you come downstairs one night, just to check on him, and you find him at the kitchen table, with a cup of camomile tea and one of those mandala colouring books. he told the tesco cashier that the book was for you, by the way (she did not ask).

"hey, si," you perch yourself in the doorframe, watching him without intruding on his thing.

"shut up," he groaned, with a little embarrassed laugh, "helps me sleep, love."

side note: his colouring is actually really pretty and perfectly within the lines, he just has questionable taste in colour palettes

also nice to see you again partner in crime (the crime is wanting fictional men) !!!

masterlist pinned at the top of my page, it won’t let me attach the link here for some reason 💔

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THIS (@weebumochi) has given me an idea about simon

si has a lot of trauma, both from his youth and from his career, and when he’s at home he can’t help but be affected by it. tossing and turning in bed, night terrors, trembling hands, depressive episodes, panic attacks. it’s horrible for him, undoubtedly.

so, i propose that he would be keen on self-calming exercises and even meditation (?!) and anything to help him relax, even if it was super cheesy. he’d definitely find it super cheesy, too, but he knows what’s good for him.

at first, when someone proposed to idea to him, he scoffed. him, him, counting to ten? him, doing breathing exercises? him, with a headspace subscription, listening to it on the bus?

but then he finds it kind of helps, not like it’s some crazy fix, but it kind of helps, so he does it more. not that he’d ever let the other boys know.

one time, when you’ve been dating for a year or two, he comes home from deployment a little shaken. he’s there but he isn’t sleeping properly, getting up in the middle of the night to stroll around, finally passing out on the sofa at a time when, in the military, he would be just waking up. you come downstairs one night, just to check on him, and you find him at the kitchen table, with a cup of camomile tea and one of those mandala colouring books. he told the tesco cashier that the book was for you, by the way (she did not ask).

"hey, si," you perch yourself in the doorframe, watching him without intruding on his thing.

"shut up," he groaned, with a little embarrassed laugh, "helps me sleep, love."

side note: his colouring is actually really pretty and perfectly within the lines, he just has questionable taste in colour palettes

also nice to see you again partner in crime (the crime is wanting fictional men) !!!

masterlist pinned at the top of my page, it won’t let me attach the link here for some reason 💔

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Ghost going to masseuse!reader because his back is beyond destroyed from years of manual labour, and not bothering to muffle his groans and grunts at all during the massage. full on groaning like he's balls deep in pussy. like even reader, who's used to people making involuntary sounds when they've never gotten a massage before, is uncomfortable not even twenty minutes into their session. and god forbid she try to move on after finding a spot that really makes him light up, he'll snatch her wrist and glare up at her until she gets back to it.

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snowy ghost eh

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Barry has fantastic shoulders…It’s provocative….it gets the people GOING

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Barry look away….I counted 12 shuddering gasps from him before I blacked out and lost track….those last couple are just….wow..I’m all choked up..I can only see his shoulders flexing…the way he slows?