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So I’m going to Scotland for the summer I have already promised photos of the good cows to @charmations101

But this is not what I wanted to make a post about no it was about my dads suggestion that I get books from the charity shops and then return them

you know like how Jonathan Sims The Archivist got books as a child

I responded with something to the effect of do you want me to become the main character of a horror podcast or that seems like a good way to find a Leitner

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Ariadne from UDAD is either a very very mean lesbian trying to pass as straight or an aroace who gives no fucks about people literally no fucking in between

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i just started welcome to nightvale why is the weather music

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elias bouchard feels like he's a lemony snicket villain

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Me and my platonic wife while watching Buzzfeed Unsolved

Me: falls of couch

Them: you ok

Me laughing: no I fell of the couch

Them: that’s why I asked

Me talking vaguely about We Go To Camelot: and the children working at the restaurant

Them: Thats illegal

Me: they’re collage age

Them: that’s less illegal

Later on TV said: mass grave of children who died of the plague

Them: great going Mags

@charmations101 we had solid interactions today

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If I had a nickel for every time someone was in questionable relationships with their starship

I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it does beg the question WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE MECHS FANDOM

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Cool we should probably stop talking here it’s basically my entire home page

I relized that I have some weird friends when one who I'm very close to said that I would be a cult leader, if I was she would be my second in command and if something happend to me in this scenario (because I've made up my mind that I'm not dying normally) then they would take over. We also said that one person would take over after we were gone because the other one would just do arson... so yeah thats nice

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Do tell the other gremlins to get tumblr and be cool like us tho do you want to show the conversation to them

I relized that I have some weird friends when one who I'm very close to said that I would be a cult leader, if I was she would be my second in command and if something happend to me in this scenario (because I've made up my mind that I'm not dying normally) then they would take over. We also said that one person would take over after we were gone because the other one would just do arson... so yeah thats nice

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Okay and the kid did say this “And if they all don't cry then I will haunt them” which also feels like something both of us would do so… they are definitely our adopted kid

I relized that I have some weird friends when one who I'm very close to said that I would be a cult leader, if I was she would be my second in command and if something happend to me in this scenario (because I've made up my mind that I'm not dying normally) then they would take over. We also said that one person would take over after we were gone because the other one would just do arson... so yeah thats nice

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@loolybool join us join us

also Chars update from the kiddo who has been made aware of this situation if they die in an interesting way they better get a Netflix documentary where there friends have to sit down and explain how they always knew they were a bit off

I relized that I have some weird friends when one who I'm very close to said that I would be a cult leader, if I was she would be my second in command and if something happend to me in this scenario (because I've made up my mind that I'm not dying normally) then they would take over. We also said that one person would take over after we were gone because the other one would just do arson... so yeah thats nice

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No questions asked with excitement that’s the part I’m scared about. Also, I don’t other than @loolybool

I relized that I have some weird friends when one who I'm very close to said that I would be a cult leader, if I was she would be my second in command and if something happend to me in this scenario (because I've made up my mind that I'm not dying normally) then they would take over. We also said that one person would take over after we were gone because the other one would just do arson... so yeah thats nice

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@charmations101 when you went radio silent I asked they’re fine with it 

I relized that I have some weird friends when one who I'm very close to said that I would be a cult leader, if I was she would be my second in command and if something happend to me in this scenario (because I've made up my mind that I'm not dying normally) then they would take over. We also said that one person would take over after we were gone because the other one would just do arson... so yeah thats nice

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@charmations101 love you too just hope your death will be good enough for a BuzzFeed unsolved episode about it and that our adopted kid won’t mind taking over the cult

I relized that I have some weird friends when one who I'm very close to said that I would be a cult leader, if I was she would be my second in command and if something happend to me in this scenario (because I've made up my mind that I'm not dying normally) then they would take over. We also said that one person would take over after we were gone because the other one would just do arson... so yeah thats nice

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hey

Can you do more headcanons about tma?

i can try but some might be a little random because those were specific ones about jon so here have a few radome ones some of these are a bit sad

SOOO.....

1. Jon is some form of neurodivergent ie either autism or adhd and when in a hyperfocus will sing/hum any song he hears and in this state is very impressionable so Tim will take advantage of this ie sing toxic by Britney Spears

2. Sasha and Tim would make bets on Jon and Martins arguments in season 1

3. Again this is a common one TIM WEARS HAWAIIAN SHIRTS, HEELYS, AND HAS DYED PINK OR BLUE HAIR

4. This is a sad one after escaping the lonely when martin makes tea it can stay warm and comforting for very long because he's unintentionally lonely this does have a plus side because Jon can't make tea for anything so in the safe house martin teaches Jon how to make both their properly and Jon gets to pay martin back for all the times Martin made him tea

5. Jon and Tim both love Monty Python and the two before the transfer to the archives would quote it to each other

6. Sasha and Tim are each others support system so if tim has a nightmare about Danny he will call her and if Sasha has a very bad day Tim will come over and just give her a shoulder to cry on

7. the archival assistants dragged jon to a pride parade in season 1 and there was a Polaroid taken that is one of the few photos that Jon, Martin, and Tim had of the true Sasha and Jon regrets that he wasn't truly smiling in that photo even though he was having actual fun and jon also risked every thing to get the photo and brought it with him and martin to the safe house

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Jon TMA hair head cannons

Research era Jon had very long hair and cut it when he got the promotion

Also during the research era with his hair he would use paper clips and actual rubber bands to hold his hair back and did it until Sasha gave him an actual hair tie which he kept on his wrist after he cut it and after the not!sasha reveal he kept it until he could use it again ie 3-5 and was wearing it when he killed the not!them

Martin learned how to braid hair even the very complex ones to braid jons hair during the safe house era