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Soap, lying on the sofa with his head in Ghost’s lap:

Soap: Tell me I’m pretty.

Ghost, tugging at Soap’s mohawk:

Ghost: You’re pretty fucking annoying.

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Soap: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine I start acting stupid.

Ghost: You always act stupid.

Ghost:

Ghost: ...Wait

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Soap: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Ghost: No, I said "Soap, don't lick that swingset." And you said "Don't tell me what to do." And licked the swingset.

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Soap: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.

Ghost: Why'd you get banned?

Soap: Touched the rat.

Ghost: ...What rat?

Soap: Chunky Cheese.

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Soap: Did you have to stab them?

Ghost: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.

Soap: What did they say?

Ghost: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Soap: That's fair.

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Soap: So... What's going on?

Ghost: You want the long or the short version?

Soap: The short one I guess?

Ghost: Shit's fucked.

Soap: Oh. Well yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.

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Soap: Compliment me.

Ghost: You have eyes.

Soap: Yeah, that works.

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john soap mactavish was punk as a teenager and you cannot convince me otherwise

he has had that fuckass mohawk since he was like fourteen and he 100 percent used to rock liberty spikes. everyone in his neighborhood probably hated him because he caused so much trouble.

his parents were so happy when he said he wanted to join the military because they thought it would straighten him out (behavior-wise, they knew he was a flaming bisexual from a very young age and couldn't care less) but NOPE like 2 years later they get a call from him like

"ma help ah punched some fookin dobber and locked 'im in his car 'cause he was sayin' dumb shite aboot me and now ah'm prob'ly gonna get kicked out, be prepared"

and later that same day got a text from johnny saying

"nevermind im staying, fuckin eejit's too much of a puss to admit he's a douche"

"sorry for my language ma"

and they just have to wonder how johnny has made it this far in life

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Ghost: I've only known Soap for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Silly fanfic trope ahead

Soap: Price just gave me the plan for the hotel rooms on our next mission.

Ghost: You got details?

Soap: I think he wants to bully us.

Ghost: What's that mean?

Soap: They all got double rooms but we got put in the only room with only one bed!

Ghost: They think we're gonna be spooning?

Soap: I for sure won't be the little spoon!

Ghost: You're the sergeant. You get little spoon duties.

Soap: I'd rather kick you outta the bed and make you have floor duty!

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Ghost: You are one annoying bastard, you know that, right?

Soap: And still you put up with me mhm?

Ghost: Someone's got to babysit you.

Soap: And you're volunteering?

Ghost: Not like I have a choice.

Soap: You do. You're surely able to request another partner at any time and given your reputation, and uuuh probably mine, Price or Laswell would happily oblige.

Ghost: I don't want another partner.

Soap: Even tho I am annoying the shit outta you?

Ghost: Especially because you're annoying the hell out of me.

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The Size difference we all deserve

The ~View~ we all deserve

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Ghost: Smart ass.

Soap: I do have a great ass.

Ghost: Groans

Soap: Damn, you making that sound while thinking of my ass?

Ghost: I'm making that sound while thinking of throwing you off a cliff.

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This man is killing my wrist.

Did some fun streaming again. Some shenanigans under the cut

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Soap created a Group chat Soap changed the profile picture Soap changed the name to “1-whore-1 💅” Ghost left the chat Soap added Ghost to the chat Price: Shouldn't you all be working? Soap: Who says we aren't working? Price: You think chatting like this during work hours is considered "working"?! Soap: You're chatting too Price: It's different! Soap: Lmao yeah sure Soap: Hey, hey Ghost! Ghost ✓✓ Soap: DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ I SEE YOU'RE ONLINE Ghost has removed you from his "Friends" list and blocked you You're no longer able to see the user "Ghost" online status Ghost has left the chat Soap: WHAT THE FUCK Price: Soap, watch with the language! Soap: But but but but he blocked me Gaz: Maybe that's for a good reason? Soap: You're all so mean imma go cry Roach: Bro, seriously?! Soap: Shut up you insect 😭 Roach: Insect? Okay and you're literally the most basic dude here. Soap: Wow. Is national bully Soap day today? Gaz: Yeah, you didn't get the memo? Soap: 😭🖕 Soap is offline Price: Okay, I guess we shouldn't have gone too far... Roach: Too late now... Gaz: Soap will forgive us. Roach: You sure? Gaz: He'll be back in 3... Gaz: 2 Gaz: 1 Soap is online Soap: Okay can someone please tell Ghost to unblock me before I have to go physically meet him Price: Soap, just leave Ghost alone he clearly wants some time alone. Soap: But it's super mega important!! Price: What is so important that you need Ghost's attention?? Soap: That's a secret 👉👈 Price: Soap... Price: You're not still pining over him are you...? Soap: WHAT THE- Where the hell did you learn that word captain?? Price: ...I have my sources. Soap: I- Okay I don't even wanna know but NO I AM NOT Price: I was joking, Soap. You clearly are obsessed with him, I thought it was obvious. Soap: 🖕 Price: Don't you be giving me the finger, Soap, I can dock your pay for that. Soap: Abuse of power!!! I'm telling on you to Laswell!! Price: I'll dock your pay and your vacation days, don't challenge me. Soap: 😭

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Happy Valentines

Did a lil art thing. Hope you enjoy.

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I detect lies

I got no one to tag but thanks for always including me @jamesrifftapes 🖤

1. Do this uquiz

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @cdcouncil