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Friendly reminder that this is the game where Working Designs, in all their wisdom, decided to turn the game's fast travel teleportation spell into a lousy fart joke that kills your entire party unless everyone wears a "filtration mask" (which in the original JP version was just a generic bronze helmet that had nothing to do with said spell). If even one party member isn't wearing one, the whole team dies.

This is on top of turning a gag treasure chest that contained only 1 gold in the original version into a "Gold vortex" that sucked out all your money, which is pretty bad considering they also did the same thing they did in all their games and jacked up item prices to force you to grind.

tl;dr: Fuck Working Designs, holy shit

Alien. Deadly. No Fear. No Remorse ‘Vay’ SEGA CD

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Surprise! I've been helping the team as the translation lead on this project for over a year now, and we felt the time was finally right to announce it to everyone! What's more, we've also prepared a full translation patch for the game's original demo, which is available to download and play right now!

For more details and updates, follow our project lead, NoahSteam, on Twitter

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Rise and grind, gamers

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boop

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New PaperDawN video! I’m talkin’ about SEALED GAMES! Everyone’s favorite dumpster fire investment scheme. This is a bit more opinionated than my usual stuff, so please let me know what you think. (Also spreading the video around helps a lot, I work hard on these)

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Hi Tumblr, how's it been? Here's what I've been up to in recent years.

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Probably not a bad idea to dust this thing off, huh

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Top is from the PS4 version, bottom is.... Also from the PS4 version. Oh dear.

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Amiibo are a fun new way to play your favorite Wii U games.

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so great

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President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

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Beat Wind Waker HD. Nintendo took one of my all-time favorite games and made it even better. These are tears that I'm crying.

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"CONGRATULATIONS!" Said Walter White and Jesse pinkman

"CONGRATULATIONS!" Said big bossman 

"CONGRATULATIONS!" Said metroid

"CONGRATULATIONS!" Said reimu hakurei 

"CONGRATULATIONS!" Said the G-Man

"CONGRATULATIONS!" Said godzilla with a gattling gun strapped to

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Animal Crossing New Leaf master post #1, featuring nostalgia sharks, Vocaloid nightmare zones, axe murders and BEEEEEEES.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

While on the topic of bad “How to Draw Anime/Manga” books, I stumbled across this a while back.

Relevant? I think so.