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Leviathan: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety, I'll wait

MC: You and me! ♥

Leviathan, tearing up: o-okay

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Mammon: Don't do that.

MC: Huh?

Mammon: You think that whenever you say "please? for me?" that i'll do whatever ya want. Well, its not going to work this time!

MC: Pleeeaase? for me~? ♥

Mammon: ...damn it, fine

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Leviathan, sighing: No one really loves me

MC: Are you sure?

Leviathan: yeah

MC, aggressively pointing at themselves: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT??

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MC: When I see french fries, I get reminded of you

Satan: Tall, blonde, and gorgeous?

MC: Salty as fuck

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MC: Hey, Simeon! Want me to do a tarot reading for you?

Simeon: Sure!

MC: lays down card Alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Simeon: MC, those aren't even tarot cards, they're pictures of me..

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Barbatos: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

MC: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Diavolo couldn't see so I shouted, "Diavolo, deer!"

Diavolo:

Barbatos: And are you going to tell me what your response was?

Diavolo:

Diavolo: "Yes, Honey?"

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MC: GOD I HATE YOU, i hate you with your stupid soft hair, and your horrible dreamy eyes!

Simeon: Uhh, what?

Luke: whispering to Solomon What's happening?

Solomon: MC is trying to accept the fact that they're in love with Simeon

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Lucifer: What's my name saved in your phone as?

MC, desperately trying to change it from "Daddy": Uhh, 666-666-6661?

Lucifer, disappointed: But that's my phone number..

MC: nervously laughs yep!

Leviathan, in the distance: horton hears a bitch ass liar

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Leviathan: spins around in chair ominously I've been expecting y-

Leviathan: chair continues to spin shit

Leviathan: tries to stop spinning shit!

Leviathan: tries to grab at lamp or table to stop spinning sHIT

Leviathan: falls out of chair SHIT

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MC: Can I say something?

Mammon: Sure.

MC: Your smile is the prettiest I've ever seen!

Mammon: Can I say something as well?

MC: Go ahead!

Mammon: This smile only exists when I'm with you.

Leviathan:

Leviathan: I think I'm gonna throw up what the fuck

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Diluc: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Kaeya: Bold of you to assume I was held

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Satan: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.

Leviathan: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.

Satan: …Out of anger.

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Asmodeus: There are eight wonders of the world.

Satan: Uh, no. There are 7..

Asmodeus: No. Eight.

Asmodeus: Have you SEEN my ass in these jeans?

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MC: I'm having a baby

Luke: Oh, okay that's gr—

MC, slamming down adoption papers: It's you, sign here.

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Leviathan: beats mc in thumb wrestling get rekt noob

MC: Your thumb may be stronger than my thumb, HOWEVER…

Leviathan: …

MC: My tongue is probably stronger than yours, wanna find out? ;)

Leviathan: w H e e Z i N G

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Mammon gets lost in the crowd

Lucifer: Don't panic guys I know what to do

Lucifer: MC, I love you

Mammon: merges from hell with an axe STAY IN YOUR LANE BITCH

Lucifer: There he is

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Mammon: Ya wanna bang?

MC:

Mammon: ..Hang! I meant Hang!

Mammon: Stupid autocorrect

MC: This is a verbal conversation, Mammon