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when sirius came out he probably had the highest standards for guys he would ever even think about dating and turned his nose up at every nobody in the school halls that james pointed out because none of them could ever be good enough for him but in the end all it took was for remus to put a hand on his waist while he passed by behind him for sirius to have his whole world view changed

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Sirius will eat day old expired food, he eats off his friends plates, unattended drinks at bars to get drunk for free, doesn’t matter, says it builds his immune system

Regulus tho? Won’t speak to you for the rest of the day if he caught you drinking out of his water bottle because it’s ✨ contaminated ✨ now and wouldn’t drink out of it to save his life

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saw someone do this so im gonna try it. the marauders as drivers:

sirius: nope. passenger princess, never touvhed the wheel in his life. has a bike tho

remus: either pretty good, goes slow, calm, or reckless and has gotten 7 DUIs

peter: cant drive, but can crush anyone at street racer 2 or mario kart.

james: almost became a nascar driver, doesnt gaf about the speed limit.

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MARAUDERS AS PJO CABINS!!

tbh i'm not in the pjo fandom so i did this purely from the vibes... don't come for me

hope yall like it!

also the rest of the characters are coming dw

i just can't make up my mind, so please if you have any suggestions hit me up ;)

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Paint Remus and Regulus as cold, stoic, intelligent as much as you want, but these two are the biggest, dumbest and hopeless fools when it comes to love

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Rosekiller Animagus AU in which Evan is this slightly larger than normal raccoon, and Barty is this stupid little fluffy brown bat. which they find funny, because Evan has always been fascinated by bats, and Barty has always loved raccoons.

the first time Barty transformed into a bat in front of him, the oh so stoic Evan cooed over him for a solid 30 minutes with the dumbest smile.

meanwhile when Barty saw Evan as a raccoon, Barty scooped him up and hugged him for a whike before Regulus walked in and got really confused because 'who let Barty bring a wild raccoon into the castle'

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Remus: How long do you think it will take james to realize your dating?

Regulus: I don't know. Probably three or four.

Remus: Three or four what? Weeks?

Regulus: Years.

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Sirius: So how was James’s big surprise for your anniversary? Did you like it, Reg? It was my idea!

Regulus: God, of course it was

Remus: …what happened?

James: I came up from behind him and put a bag over his head, like you suggested, so I can kidnap him to our planned candlelit dinner

Regulus: So I cast a hex on him

James: I couldn’t stop twitching the floor. For 5 minutes

Regulus: We spent the night at St Mungo’s

Remus: …

Sirius: So it ended well then!

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regulus: *walking into harry’s nursery*…James, James, what are you doing to our son.

James: *stacking rainbow baby play cups on harry’s fourhead* ..i wanted to see how many i could stack before he woke up.

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I was writing an animagus!reg post and ended with the HC that when they get too overwhelmed, animagi just turn. So one day Remus got home to a stag, a dog and a cat staring at him. He stilled for five seconf before uttering "nope" and leaving the flat.

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figured I might as well post it

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if the marauders were modern muggles

(Marauders as stuff my friends and I said part I forgot)

James: So. The trip. How are we going? Sirius: Can we borrow your dad's car? Sirius: Pls Remus: How are we gonna fit 5 people in there. Peter: 6 if Marlene is coming James: Wait Mary can’t? Remus: Regardless of whether Mary is coming or not, we can't fit 6 people plus luggage in that car Sirius: Yes we can Remus: No we can't Sirius: I drive James: NO I’m driving Sirius: Fine. James drives, I ride shotgun Peter: Why not me ☹️ Sirius (ignoring Peter): Lily, Marlene, and I in the back seat Sirius: And Remus on the roof Remus: HEY Peter: And me? Sirius: Peter can run alongside Everyone: James: How about he sits on your lap Remus: HOW ABOUT WE JUST RENT A BIGGER CAR

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Evan Rosier, district nine (crimson rivers - zeppazariel)

no one thinks to look up pt 2 (pt 1)

evan, evan, evan :,) his story really makes me want to scream into my pillow :,) he deserved so. much. better. i love him so dearly <3 he's become one of my new favorite characters like zar really popped off with him

crimson rivers is by @zeppazariel (i cant tell you the grip this fic haS ON ME)

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only people who actually like peter pettigrew are allowed to bully him OKAY that’s my favorite rat right there yes he has crooked teeth yes he doesnt know how to roll that joint yes he’s awkwardly standing in the corner of the room yes thats his favorite rock and yesyes yes i love him

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muggle au headcanon that mary's the first to get her license (she wants to do things and go places!!) since marlene's lazy and lily's the youngest, so they bribe her with free stuff to drive them around

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superman!james and batman!regulus.... thoughts are being thunk

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Wolfstar in some random field at mightnight, stargazing, and Sirius spends all night looking at Remus instead