[steve and eddie’s first date walking in a park]
steve: impress me
eddie: i can talk to animals
steve: prove it
eddie: [to a duck] hello you fucking duck
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max: *sneezes*
mike: would you shut the fuck up
mike:
mike: sorry i meant bless you
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richie: it's wednesday my du-
stan: richie i fucking swear if you finish that sentence
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HOLYS HIT
calpurnia’s single, city boy, is at the top of the global viral 50 on spotify
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richie, in the sewers: HEY CULTISTSS
eddie: RICHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP
richie: you better not be practicing rituals that have to do with killing animals that's illegalll
eddie: RICHIE I FUCKING TOLD YOU-
richie: PUT DOWN THAT CAT
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