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For your information, I’m everyone’s type.

Minho and Nayeon at the same time to eachother

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The power’s out. We have two options: have sex or watch ‘Back to the Future’ on my laptop.

J-Hope

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I feel like the idea behind "All Lives Matter" and "Not All Cops" are essentially the same. And therefore are equally harmful.

Are all cops bad people? No.

Are all white people bad people? No.

BUT...

Are all cops part of an inherently racist system and therefore complicit in oppressing minorities? Yes.

Are all white people part of an inherently racist system and silently profiting from the unfair distribution of resources? Yes.

ALSO...

Should all cops be part of creating a system which doesn't unfairly profile minorities? Yes.

Should all white people be a part of creating a world in which all people are treated equally? Yes.

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Don't get me wrong MORE & MORE is a wholeass summer bop but MAKE ME GO would have been the superior choice for a title track.

Also, Nayeon wrote it. Hello! We need to recognize her as the lyricist galaxy brain queen she is.

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just cuz i’m gay don’t mean i’m not straight

Lil Nas X and LITERALLY every K Pop Idol out there

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I feel like the songwriters for NCT 127's Punch went:

"You know what people didn't make fun of at all?"

"The whispering in Baby Don't Stop. That shit was fire, bro."

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Being the cutest and gayest member of my group is a lot of work but someone has to do it.

Any SM Ent. Maknae

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Taeyong: I have a crush.

Yuta and Johnny: Suck his dick!

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Felix: Maybe I die. Some kind of accident. And then you go and marry Changbin. And it makes me sad. But if he's gonna be with somebody, I'd like it to be you.

Hyunjin: Weird, but sweet.

Felix: Only, I didn't really die. I was faking it. And I come back. I spy on you and I'm planning to kick your ass, but I see how happy you make him. And I have to walk away. I have to. And I do, slowly, in a rainstorm.

Hyunjin: ... Thank you?

Felix: But as time goes by it eats away at me. You're out living it up with my husband. And I'm alone, in a cave, training.

Hyunjin: Um...

Felix, crying: I thought you were my friend. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND, HYUNJIN.

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Sounds gay. I’m in.

Ten, any given time of the day

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I’m so romantic, sometimes I think I should marry myself.

Jaemin

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No offense, but I’m a blessing to this earth.

Haechan

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[Member of the dance line apologizing to member of the vocal line after a fight]

Dancer: First of all, you're an excellent singer.

Singer: That goes without saying but thank you for saying it.

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Ten: We make a pretty good team for people who hate each other.

Doyoung: I don't hate you. I just think you're pretentious and unlikable.

Ten: How am I unlikable? My dad drives a Porsche Cayenne.

Doyoung: Right there, that was unlikable.

Ten: Alright, but you've got somewhat of a difficult personality as well.

Doyoung: Who? Me!? I'm a goddamn delight. I should punch you in the adam's apple for saying that.

Ten: I stand corrected.

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my magnum opus

bonus: 

(and here’s the link to the playlist)

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I miss NCT U. I wanna see a "Boss"-esque or "The 7th Sense"-esque song. Something slow with a lot of base but not as aggressive as NCT 127 usually is. I'd love for Doyoung and Jungwoo to be involved and maybe Ten. Taeyong's gonna be there no matter what.

Is that too moch to ask, SM?

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(G)I-DLE's new song is gay af and I'm here for it.

Soyeon said "Lesbian Rights!"

Also, I will not accept any other interpretations.