#incorrect twice quotes

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Nayeon: What goes up but never comes down?

Jihyo: The amount of stress you bring me

[random-incorrect-things]

Sana: I don’t know how you do that.

Jeongyeon: Do what?

Sana: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.

Jeongyeon: That’s because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm hug.

[girlgroupincorrects]

nayeon, driving with jihyo: there's the restaurant; right over there. now park, jihyo

jihyo: yeah, what?

nayeon: i said park, jihyo

jihyo: yeah, what do you want?

nayeon: park, jihyo!

jihyo: YES? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?

[randomincorrectkpopquotes]

Jeongyeon: I have an idea

Jihyo: Should I be worried about this idea

Jeongyeon: ... It involves committing a crime

Jihyo: I should've expected this... NAYEON!

Jeongyeon: NO!

Tzuyu, watching in silence: ...

[ryvjinnies]

nayeon: am i in trouble?

jihyo: take a guess.

nayeon: ...no?

jihyo: take another guess.

[gotta-be-yellow]

Twice: I can't do it I'm too shy, you ask her.

Also Twice: No way man you do it.

Twice *giggles*: Gimme your money this is a robbery.

[twiceasbrooklynnineninequotes]

Chaeyoung: I mean, Mina was a wreck and I fixed her. The weird thing is, I love her so much, I don't even feel like bragging about it. Tzuyu: Clearly.

[bellabrady]

911 characters + text posts part idk

[faerycross]

regulus: i absolutely smashed that autism test

sirius: ...

james: i think you should look into that-

regulus: nonsense. i simply am not physically capable of failing. nothing more.

remus: yeah, same

sirius: ...

james, whispering to sirius: gotta love our autistic boyfriends <3

[incorrectmandalorian]

keeping up with the mandalorians

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Chaeyoung: Jihyo unnie taught me to think before I act

Chaeyoung: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision

[damianwaynerocks]

batfamily twitter chaos

[girlgroupincorrects]

chaeyoung: how come you've been acting so nice lately?

tzuyu: what do you mean?

chaeyoung: i don't know. you've just been acting nicer than usual

tzuyu: i can punch you if you want

[spn-incorrect-quotes]

Dean: That shirt looks great, Y/n.

Y/n: Thanks.

Dean: But I bet it would look even better on Sam's floor.

Sam: Are you hitting on Y/n... for me?

[ryvjinnies]

tzuyu: whats nostalgia?

jeongyeon: its when you miss something really old

[nayeon walks in]

nayeon: im back!

tzuyu:

tzuyu, whispering: nostalgia...

[luckkythirt33n]

"You can't aggressively sell people cars Crowley!"

"Why'not?"