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Balancing my mental stability on old man yaoi rn

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Fanfiction is so silly. I am playing with my dolls and people are coming over to watch. Some of them even clap and give me compliments. And when I'm done playing, I can go and watch other people play with their dolls.

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It’s not a coincidence that, as soon as I start seriously writing fanfic again, one of my dogs might have to be euthanized, is it…

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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen

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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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Jaskier: what are you doing

Geralt: my hands are cold. I'm putting them between my thighs to warm up

Jaskier: you know... my hands are cold too 😉

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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Using my writing powers for evil again

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If I cannot figure out how to get top surgery soon I am going to teleport into the sun

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Me when I start two wips at the same time that are basically the same premise in two different fonts but I love both ideas and can’t chose between them

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Was anyone going to tell me Inigo Montoya and Jason Gideon were played by the same actor or was I just supposed to find that out via an unhinged tiktok

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Being an English major is terrible bc I’m out here like: it’s not a coincidence that Haley’s hair changed like that after the divorce. She’s brunette with shortish hair when 100 happens for a reason!! And everyone around me is like: …please stop

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me vs the unbridled temptation to read fics that I know will be bad for my mental health because the summary looks interesting

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Sometimes dinner isn’t about a substantive, nutritionally balanced meal. Sometimes it about way too much vanilla yogurt and however much granola is left in that bag over there

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Misread the opening line to a fanfic and thought I’d somehow stumbled into a Morgan/Rossi fic. Talk about whiplash

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Motherfuking AI scraped my works. I’d hate to restrict my fics bc I think fandom should be accessible but also I hate AI. Dilemma…