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Gays at a pool party

Instead, mostly just:

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Halloween is 5 weeks away and you look like shit

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City of DeQuincy, Louisiana in the national news for making twerking illegal, punishable by a minimum of 30 days in jail

The Mayor of DeQuincy, Maynard Wilkens, spoke to CNN saying, "Twerking is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this sexual act before marriage, but not the great city of DeQuincy. We will still allow dancing in DeQuincy, just no jigglin’, shakin’ and ‘dry humping’ anywhere in our city limits.”

Dear Mayor,

Sincerely,

Kids:

Gays:

Cats:

FOX News:

And the Jesus people:

Read the story here. #OnlyInLouisiana

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Britney Spears releases `Work Bitch`

Gays:

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Apple unveils new iPhone 5s and 5c

Promises to turn entire Facebook newsfeed for the next week into:

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Back to reality after a gay holiday weekend

Decadence may be over but Halloween is right around the corner and Mardi Gras will be here before you know it! #NolaLife

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Southern Decadence weekend

Basically: 

Coming home (that is... if you ever went home):

The next morning:

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Grindr overcrowding during Decadence

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Southern Decadence 2013 Megapost

Gays Gone Wild!!! Are y'all ready??? Southern Decadence has arrived! This is one of the best weekends of the year not just in New Orleans, but in the country! It's like Gay Mardi Gras! Here's a lineup of the weekend's events. This Decadence is looking to be one of the best yet! Be sure to check out SouthernDecadence.net for more. 

Friday, August 30:

11pm:  Official Southern Decadence Grand Marshals' Drag Show featuring current and former Grand Marshalls and many others. Golden Lantern, 1239 Royal St.

8pm-2am: 

Saturday, August 31: 

5pm: Bourbon Street Extravaganza, a free concert featuring mega circuit stars, corner of Bourbon and St. Ann Streets

Sunday, September 1: 

2pm: Southern Decadence Parade led by Grand Marshalls Tami Tarmac and Venus Santiago begins at the Golden Lantern, 1239 Royal St., and continues through the French Quarter.

The Bourbon Pub:

Oz New Orleans:

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LSU Football season kicks off tomorrow!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

The #12 LSU Tigers take on #20 TCU tomorrow night at 8pm on ESPN.

#VictoryForLSU

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8 year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina

Hurricane Katrina made landfall as a category 4 storm with winds at 175mph, gusts up to 215mph, and waves higher than 40 feet. And a complete bitch! She gave us a hit but you can't keep the spirit of New Orleans down!   

"Dear America,

I suppose we should introduce ourselves: We're South Louisiana. You probably already know that we talk funny and listen to strange music and eat things you'd probably hire an exterminator to get out of your yard. We dance even if there's no radio. We drink at funerals. We talk too much and laugh too loud and live too large and frankly, we're suspicious of others who don't." - Chris Rose

#NolaLove

Check out how we're doing on the recovery status by going here.

Keep looking forward New Orleans, but never forget! Here is some of the first news coverage after the storm:

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Gays from out of town starting to arrive for Decadence

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The 2013 MTV VMA Awards

*NSync reunites:

Miley Cyrus gyrates with Robin Thicke:

Miley's mom comments on the performance: "I'm so proud of her, and just honestly, I'm in awe of who she's become as a performer." 

Robin Thicke's mom also comments: "I don't understand what Miley Cyrus is trying to do. I think she's misbegotten in this attempt of hers. And I think it was not beneficial. I didn't get what her point was. It was so over the top as to almost be a parody of itself. I just keep thinking of her mother and father watching this. Oh, Lord, have mercy. I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my son. The problem is now I can never 'unsee' it." 

Rihanna was unimpressed the whole time:

Lady GaGa opened the show:

Danity Kane reunited (minus D. Woods):

And everybody is sick of Taylor Swift acting like a bitch:

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Actor Wentworth Miller comes out as gay; declines a Russian film festival appearance

Congrats and welcome to the team! 

And all in the name of gay rights!! Check out the full story on the 'Prison Break' actor here.

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New Orleans City Council issues statement on go-cup controversy

From the City Council via NOLA.com: "We write to clarify a misconception that there is a collective or concerted effort to ban to-go cups. For over ten years, the City Planning Commission and and City Council have adopted provisos regulating to-go cups on a case by case basis when the requesting businesses are located in or adjacent to residential districts. But again, there is no blanket prohibition of to-go cups." 

And there you have it! There is no city-wide ban on go-cups. We will still be one of the few cities in the country where you can leave a bar or restaurant with your alcohol! No worries gurls! Depending on which place you have your liquid dinner at, you can still take it to-go in your open container and sashay/stumble freely around the city.

#NolaProblems

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Britney Spears releases countdown teaser for new single

September 17, 2013. Save the date! View the countdown at her website!

#HometownQueen

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New Orleans Ranked #1 in penis size

According to a study by Condomania, New Orleans is ranked #1 in the nation for biggest penis size, based on information gathered from over 27,000 men (and their penises) around the country. 

Here are the top 20 cities:

1. New Orleans 2. Washington DC 3. San Diego 4. New York City 5. Phoenix 6. Portland 7. Atlanta 8. San Francisco 9. Chicago 10. St. Louis 11. Seattle 12. Miami 13. Indianapolis 14. Columbus 15. Boston 16. Denver 17. Los Angeles 18. Detroit 19. Philadelphia 20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

To see the rest of the penis results gathered, click here. This Penis Service Announcement was brought to you by NolaGays. A message to America from New Orleans: you're welcome.