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So I'm not sure if it's the same with other pp, but I panic when a NEW problem comes my way, and I technically have a mental breakdown when I don't know what's gonna happen, and the effects the new problem could bring me, which does lead me to overreact. So now I'm just wondering how the brothers would react to an overreacting MC who doesn't know about something, cause they never had dealt with it before (they don't know how to deal with the problem either lmao).
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MC: Thanks for the allergy pill, Mammon.
Mammon: Heh, you always got your first to rely on.
MC: ..! ...uh oh..
The brothers: 👁️👄👁️
Beel: That didn't sound good...
Mammon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UH OH?!
MC: I might've chewed the pill by accident...
Lucifer: *Tries to stay calm* What do you mean you chewed the pill by accident?!
MC: I DON'T KNOW! INSTINCT?!
Levi: Are you feeling ok?!
MC: I DON'T KNOW!! My mouth feels bitter, am I foaming?!
Satan: Someone call Solomon!!
Asmo: I'll do it!!
Mammon: Don't worry! I'll carry you to a hospital!
Belphie: What the fuck are the demons gonna do, bitch?!!
Mammon: I'm trying here, don't start calling your big brother names now!
*The brothers fighting in the background*
MC: *Starts having a mental breakdown*
#I actually did chew on a pill lmao#It was bitter and I fr thought I was about to foam at the mouth#I even forgot my headache for a sec when I bolted for Google#Friggin Ibuprofen#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me brothers#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#Obey me levi#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me belphie#obey me shitpost#obey me incorrect quote#obey me crack#obey me otome#obey me solomon#obey me swd
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How the fuck am I supposed to eat creativity? Or do I have nothing cause it's not creative??
I'm so confused rn 🥲
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Same Asmo.. same... Treat yourself right tho, you're killing me here 😤
Beelzebub: Wanna come to Hell's Kitchen with me? Asmodeus: I would, but I have to get on the treadmill. I majorly pigged out on a doughnut. (sighs) If only they had candy flavoured salad, or something.
#incorrect quotes#obey me incorrect quote#obey me beelzebub#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmo#obey me beel#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me memes#obey me shall we date#obey me!#obey me crack#obey me shitpost
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ISTG DID THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE!? I haven't checked anything about kokobot until after that, and kept doing things to see if that damn bot would say anything out of the ordinary but nothing.
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Ok, but HOW is it that I never got Mammon and Solomon confused, but it was always Levi and Belphie who I got confused 😭😭
Ik they look different, but I was new and CONFUSED as hell 🥲
Another “If ‘obey me’ was a TV show” bloopers:
*Female MC just cause I’m a girl so from my perspective they’re a girl*
*MC talking with Solomon*
MC: “Look, Mammon- you’re not Mammon.”
*Mammon bust out laughing off camera.*
Solomon: *chuckling slightly* “I know we kind of look alike, but still.”
MC: “I’m sorry! Apparently he’s on my mind right now.”
Mammon: “As I should be.”
MC: *rolls her eyes.* “you’re just that hot.”
Mammon: “Exactly.”
Asmo: “I feel betrayed.”
*everyone bust out laughing*
#obey me#obey me leviathan#obey me shitpost#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me mammon#obey me!#obey me mc
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After eating lol, it's from eating too much, too fast, or right after eating, gotta stay upright cause then I feel a burning sensation on my throat T-T'
That is what gas reflux is anyways,
Mc: do you ever get a sharp pain in your chest but when you breath the pain got worst and you just thought "yeah, my time has come"?
The brothers: *looking at mc with a concern face* ..... No...
Mc: oh really because I just felt it, and right when I'm *inhaled sharply* it fucking hurts
The brothers: i- MC STOP THAT
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Makes me wonder if he had visited the real world now.. omg that would be such an awesome manga to read ngl

It’s officially cannon that he is self-aware that he’s in a game!!!
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lmao, don't ask how the hol got flooded
Levi, pointing at a bird excitedly: A seagull!!!
Satan: You need to go out more.
Mammon: That's a crow?!
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me brothers#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me incorrect quotes
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No shame Mammon, it can be scary when you dream of having no money left 😔
*MC feeling around their bed in the dark trying to find their phone*
*MC grabs something*
MC:…
MC: Mammon is that you?
Mammon: no, im not here.
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It's the little things
Obey me, fluff, anxiety, comfort, self harm maybe?
When you first came to the Devildom, you might have adjusted quick, but it sure had a few changes in yourself, or maybe even entirely. But not to worry, cause the obey me boys are there for you!
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Diavolo obviously researched a lot, with both Barbatos, and Lucifer. He made sure, that an ordinary human will be able to live there. Whether it is hydration, nutrition, foodration, proteinration. Everything, for the human that will have the most impact on the mission of one day having the three realms together.
Once you actually got there, boy was it was something for you. You didn't know what to do, with school, everyone else, the brothers, or even yourself. You were lost. But, even when Mammon didn't want to, he gave you tours, told you about everyone, and the bros, he was there most of the time. Having quality time together, and getting to know each other more. A distraction that loneliness wouldn't have ever given. He was practically the only one who let you process things slowly, since his brain works the same, and so he gets it all too well.
Still.. even with Mammon's silly shenanigans, they couldn't keep the thoughts, and anxiety from creeping in. Asmodeus having to catch you multiple times, picking at your lips, and skin of your fingers was just torture for him! Realizing that it's just anxiety, and that you don't even mean to do it, he still couldn't rest well knowing you're doing this to yourself! He would then take you to his room, or go over to yours himself with bags and boxes, full of all types of things, nail polish, skin care, makeup, etc. Doing skin care, and pedicures, teaching you all you need to know, for that cute dollface of yours.
Realizing how fragile humans can be, Lucifer had so much to learn. How much water a human needs, he is surprised, so much. How much humans eat, how many times, he is surprised, so little. How much humans sleep, once again, surprised. The average human sleeps more hours a night than he ever could, with responsibility, and his brothers. Nonetheless, he always makes sure you don't pass anything, drink your water, eat your portion of food, and go to sleep!
Beel being the expert in food, he takes you out to eat once in a while, so you can explore the wonders of food in the Devildom. Of course, with you guys getting kicked out once in a while by Beel's endless stomach, you still have fun with him. And he is right, the food in the Devildom proves to be good, with some food being almost identical to human world food, which you especially loved.
Satan knows that the boredom can kill sometimes, so once in a while he sends pile of books to your door.. which take almost an hour to clear out.. Still, it keeps the time flying by when you're alone, and need something to pull you out of the reality, that somehow you ended up in hell.
Luke, Simeon, and Solomon also want in on exploring the Devildom with you. Luke being the aware, untrusting one, Simeon being chill, and laid-back one, and Solomon is of course leading the group. Most of the times in havoc, but you all had a great time together. The perfect Angel-Human quadruplet team.
You see Barbatos often. Following the Demon Lord Prince. Tho, he is invisible most of the time. Even so, he gives advice to you whenever you need it, always responding with a soft warm welcoming smile that puts you at ease. His baking, and tea do the rest of the job for you to enjoy the time there too.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me fluff#obey me comfort#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me fandom#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me otome#obey me writing#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me solomon#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#Obey me levi#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me belphie#obey me brothers#obey me mc
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I have been inspired
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me fanart#obey me game#obey me mammon#obey me mc#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me mammon x you#obey me mammon x mc#obey me mammon x reader#obey me brothers
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Mc: Hey, Solomon?
Solomon: Yes?
Mc: So.. you're an immortal, right?
Solomon: That's right.
Mc: So you lived many years?
Solomon: Many centuries, yes.
Mc: Is that why your hair is all white?
Solomon: ....Changing the topic-
#I'm only saying this cause natural human hair isn't white so-#Solomon would probably be seen dying his hair later on 😂#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me crack#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shitpost#obey me shenanigans#obey me solomon#obey me mc#obey me sheep mc
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Me: *Is sad, so goes to read/watch obey me on crack. Hours later I be chuckling, and simping like never before.*
#It's really funny how the obey me fandom never fails to make me happy and laugh#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me levi#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me satan#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me belphie#obey me brothers
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Levi: Oh yeah, then you should totally come by my room!
Mammon: Hey, I wanna be included!
Levi: Oh, well we are going to watch a horror movie..
Mammon: Actually I forgot I got this thing going..
Levi: Lmao byeee.
#They weren't even going to watch a horror movie..#I feel like the brothers would use scary stuff to get rid of Mammon lol#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me crack#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shitpost#obey me mc#obey me brothers#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#Obey me Levi#obey me shenanigans#obey me sheep mc
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Lilith: *Revives Mc*
Me irl: ..Wait.. isn't it against the rules to interfere with a human life? Isn't that what caused the war in the first place???
#Seems like Mammon isn't the only one who never really learns lol#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me mc#obey me shitpost#obey me crack#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me shenanigans
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Mammon: I will forever protect you, just call me and I'll save you. *proud*
*A couple hours later*
Mc: Mammon help!!
Mammon: The great Mammo- *Sees a spider* AAHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IIIIIITT!!!
Mc: I called you to kill it!
Mammon: *Already disappeared*
#Mammon shall never recover from this XD#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me mammon#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me mc#obey me nonsense
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Repost! Mammon has gotten caught red handed again, doing what?
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obmswd#obey me crack#obey me mammon#obey me fanart#obey me shitpost#obey me brothers#obey me game
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