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why r pics of me when I was 16 still getting notes

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Weird sex equipment is too much of an investment. You know how much weed I could get for the price of a sex swing?

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*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

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we are all big boss’s children and he left us in a hot car

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my favorite soft things that’s about x-men that are 100% canon:

-Bobby Drake wanted to be a pastry chef as a kid

-Jean-Paul Beaubier loves Peter Pan, and has dreamed of fighting flying pirates since he was nine

-Scott Summers eats soup whenever he is sad

-One of the reasons Jean loves Scott because his mind is organized so it feels safe

-Wolverine plays with Gambit’s cats (and Gambit and/or Jubilee took picture of it for blackmail)

Honestly? I’m blanking on a BUNCH rn so feel free to add your own dxfcgvhbjn

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Haven’t done Kyle in forever 😱💚🧡

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not only should killing pedophiles be legalized it should be considered a sport

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The girlxfromxhungary blog that said you were ugly should eat a cactus

haha thank you 🤡🌵

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look*

i got stabbed a few days ago 🔪🔪

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i got stabbed a few days ago 🔪🔪

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As we approach pride month please remember that companies don’t care about us

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LOOK WHAT MY MOM GOT ME AS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

i love being queer and jewish!!!!!! i love it!!!!!!!!

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Thanos: is fucking shit up outside

Ororo: so are we gonna-

Emma, reading a book: no no let’s let this marinate for a bit

Scott: emma the avengers will die

Emma: oh good i didn’t know we’d be getting something out of this