oddsapphic
oddsapphic
Odd Sapphic
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Frankie, They/Them, Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈, multifandom,
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oddsapphic · 6 months ago
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Grayson Doodle <3
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My beautiful wife <<<3
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oddsapphic · 9 months ago
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Literally Blanche if she was a song:
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Ava : What kind of a person plays a joke like that? If you wanna play a joke, ring somebody's doorbell and run away.
Barbara : Or you shorten the leg on somebody's walker so it wobbles.
Melissa : Or you arrange for someone to go on a long car trip with Janine.
Ava : You don't tell them their father's dead!
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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OMG, GUYS, IT'S CHAPPELL ROAN-
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Our favorite sapphic polycule <3
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Kitty : Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know about!
Cathy *incredibly sleep deprived* : The mouth of a jellyfish is also its anus.
Kitty *quickly shushing her* : Stop.
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Anna : Something tells me Anne is going to be a bit unhinged today...
Anne *holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos* : Leave me be, Lina isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Melissa : You're a snitch!
Janine : I'm not a snitch, an informant.
Melissa : Yeah, a snitch in a tie!
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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TRUBY STEELE IS THE MOST UNDERRATED CHARACTER ON THE GOLDEN GIRLS
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I love her sm <3
She's so underrated that it's a crime.
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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(Lesso & Dovey in Paris)
Lesso : I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Dovey : But...
Lesso : I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Dovey : This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Lesso : Yeah?
Dovey : But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe-
Lesso : Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Dovey : ... Okay then...
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Ocean : And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Jane? Jane : …Not really. Ocean : Nothing? Jane : Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was $4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Sophie : I'm sorry Agatha, I just tend to get a little upset WHEN PEOPLE RUIN MY LIFE!!!
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Noel (referring to Ocean): I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Ocean : No problemo!
Ocean (internally) : It was all problemo.
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Lucifer : I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Dovey : GUYS, LESSO IS MISSING!!!
Anenome : Good.
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oddsapphic · 1 year ago
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Cathy : I hate you.
Kitty : Well, according to this picture, I drew of us holding hands, that's untrue.
Cathy : ... Proof enough for me-
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