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Sir, a second musical has hit the EPIC fandom

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The urge to put on a stubble and a sweat-stained kaki and go on an adventure in late 1800s/early 1900s North Africa in search of a lost ancient artifact while making snarky one-liners

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Everytime I'm reading a piece of Ancient Greek litterature or reading a summary of one, and I get to a part where the author has to ask the muses in the middle of the story to tell him of something, I can't help but think the poet forgot it and is stalling the audiance until he can remember. I don't mean the invocation at the start, I mean times where the poet just starts doing it in the middle of the work.

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That feeling when you write a self-insert fanfic so good people think it's canon and it reform the entire language you speak

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Schaffrilias has officially made it impossible to view Tomatoa as an actual unique character and not "funny movie and pickmin man"

My new crackship. Shiny is mercy upon ourselves 🔱✨

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Guys, I just watched Anniflamma's Challenge and I notice something.

Penelope strings the bow before entering the hall with the Suitors in it, but she strings it the wrong way for the type of bow shown.

She's ensuring The Suitors will subconsciously string the bow the wrong way

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Guys! I just had a revelation from on-high!

Dante Alighieri from the Divine Comedy is just the Renaissance Italy version of the version of Odysseus from EPIC: The Musical

Mediterranean ancestry

Goes on a long and arduous journey with much suffering involved

Faces off against some iconic Greek monsters

Part of his journey involves going into The Underworld

Has a character arc of learning to be ruthless and pityless

Has the general appearance of if a wet tissue was a human

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"No thoughts, just W I F E"

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Look, I'm not saying Homer was gay...

The rants about Ody's thighs, the constant mentions of the protagonists oiling up, Odysseus & Diomedies, Achillies & Patroclus, Telemachus & Pisistrautus, Antinous & Eurymachus

but...

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Titan’s Curse in live action !!

I’ve prayed for times like these 😭🙏🏼

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For a proper reenactment, our senators would have to be the ones stabbing, and for that to happen they would have to hate orange man and want him out of office, and, well...

I don't think that's happening any time soon 😔

15th of march and american leaders have not yet died what are you guys doing

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This is a deep cut

(get it?)

why this milk caesar?

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Happy Ides of March! 🔪🩸

In honor of the holiday(?) in which thousands of people across the globe celebrate a man getting gruesomely stabbed to death by his best friends, I'd like to spread the message of Grace Yurchuck, an insanely talented woman who is writing a musical about said events.

Seriously, go watch her stuff and support her, she's AMAZING

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Mark Antony was one of the first Twist Villains in history

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Rumour has it, although the King of Ithaca had returned to his shores, his throne remained empty for the better part of a year.

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Version of The Odyssey were it's a random man from the modern day that get's transported into Odysseus's body like halfway in and keeps trying and talking about getting back to the modern era and nobody (heh) understand him.

Odysseus: I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!!!!

Crewmember: OMGs! We know already. You spend every second we're not avoiding death moaning about how much you miss your family and want to get back to Ithaca. Do you think the rest of us don't?

Odysseus: That's not what I meant!

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I! NEED! MOOOOOORE!

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Now that TikTok has been officially banned, I need someone more familiar with the ban and VPNs to answer a question I've been thinking about for a while.

Couldn't we all just use a VPN to move our location to another country and then use the web version of TikTok?