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Nani: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Jumba: You are right, bigger girl.. Violence cannot be answer.

Nani: Correct, Jumba. Now, on to the next lesso-

Jumba: Violence is the question.

Jumba: And answer is yes!

Nani: Jumba, no!!

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Nani: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Pleakley: Oh, we've had worse.

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Stitch: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

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Lilo: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.

Pleakley: Please never become a surgeon.

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Jumba: Hey! Wanting to hear joke? Alright, here goes.

Jumba: My ex-wife is still missing me, but her aim is getting better!

Jumba: …

Jumba: Her aim is getting better!

Jumba: You see, is funny because marriage is terrible!

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[The Pelekai household is putting on a small talent show because they can]

Nani: Pleakley? Are you about ready?

Pleakley: Yes! It's a glorious three hour finale!

Nani: You've got a minute and a half!

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Lilo: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Jumba: Apparently, we are not.

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Pleakley: What's two plus two?

Lilo: Math.

Pleakley: ...I will accept that answer.

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Pleakley, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Stitch: Gray.

Lilo: Grey.

Pleakley, turning to Jumba: Now tell them what color you think it is!

Jumba: Dark white.

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Jumba: This seems like something responsible authority figure would not want you to do. Good thing I am an uncle!

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Jumba, texting Lilo: Lilo! Help Jumba is being kidnapped!

Lilo: Where are you?

Jumba: I am with strange person. In a car. Help.

Lilo: I'll call Pleakley.

Pleakley, answering her cell: Y'ello?

Lilo: Where's Jumba? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Pleakley: Jumba? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Pleakley:

Pleakley: I'll call you back. [Hangs up]

Pleakley: THE NEW WIG ISN'T THAT BAD!

Jumba: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Nani: So, you lied to me?

Lilo: That depends on how you define lying.

Nani: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Lilo: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Quotes will be tagged with either "#[full character name]" [Eg. #lilo pelekai, #captain gantu, etc], or "#experiment [number]" for each character included, for if you wanna find specific character quotes

Any ship containing quotes will also be tagged with "#[character name] x [character name]" in both combinations if you would like to find those too

I'll modify quote dialogue spoken by Jumba to match his broken English, you can do it yourself before submitting if you'd like, but don't feel obligated as I'll happily do so myself

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Must use Lilo & Stitch franchise characters [this extends to media such as Stitch! of course so feel free to include characters like Yuna]

Include a source in your submission [YouTube, Tumblr, Incorrect Quotes Generator, show title etc etc]

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I will NOT post any quotes that contain any proship [incest / pedophilia].

I will delete any submission that doesn't follow these, sorry not sorry.