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Wakes up

Takes shower

Sees post from someone talking about how cousin and mother son incest are their favorite kinds

Takes shower

Goes back to sleep

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An ambitious silly YouTube video project series that through many delay announcements gives insight into the creators life situation and mental health

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Me becoming an empath who is an attentive listener when the villain who uses mind controlled child soldiers in their private militia that specifically attacks homeless shelters starts their monologue:

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My least favorite movie has to be the one that plays behind every closed door in my house, everyone else says they’re not watching anything but I know they’re lying because I hear the projector whirring behind them

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TV show characters setting up their gimmicks for the episode:

“Today I’m trying to be less uptight and just act loose and carefree like you”

“I picked up a self help book yesterday and I’m turning a new leaf”

“I have a big phobia of cartoon hearts because of an experience I had as a child”(valentines episode)

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Instead of flying cars why don’t we breed really big falcons that can carry us from place to place

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Conversation between two ghosts:

“I got killed by a falling stalagmite”

“Don’t you mean stalactite?”

“No”

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I feel conflicted whenever a man in a black car comes out wearing black shoes offering a deal that will forever change my small business

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The way the text is placed makes it look like a meme format

[Films like the Sonic movies or animated superhero films are under appreciated in my opinion. Obviously large, deep, and complex films are great and impressive but making a short, enjoyable, and completely comprehensible at first watch movie is a skill in its own right that needs to be admired]

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Idea: pencil case that automatically sharpens pencils(very dangerous)

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If you set a person on fire that’s because they’ve got impurities in their humors. That smoke is just the black bile floating away

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Do salted roads during the winter count as salt circles for ghosts? What about salt oceans? Does it need to be a circle or can it be a triangle(because it’s the strongest shape in nature)

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My least favorite thing about drinking water has to be the sound.

My least favorite thing about drinking water HAS to be the sound.

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Me and my brother will start talking about something normal and then 5 minutes later discuss the specific way the new Harry Potter show should handle Harry nuking Baltimore as a warning shot for Voldemort(because killing is evil)

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You could not PAY ME to enter a city like Las Vegas. All those life changing events and greed in one place, I’m afraid I’ll walk into an abstract film and be revealed to be death the whole time or something

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That one human in a world otherwise populated by cute anthropomorphic animals